Chords for da turdy point buck

[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Let me tell you that.
You know, it's not [Ab] so much the heat, it's the gosh darn humidity.
You know that, you know when you sit there in the bed and you're just sweaty, you know,
and you just, you go to reach for the water on the nightstand and you slide right out of bed and the wife [Abm] says,
Stop making so much noise, you're waking me up, go to sleep.
Well, let me tell you, times like that make me think about moving up north, you know.
[C] Good idea.
Yeah, I'd do it too.
Of course then I couldn't watch the Packers, you know, the Packers are, of course I'd like the Packers,
I'd do anything for the Packers.
Who can forget Vince Lombardi, you know, back in the glory years?
[D] Not me, boy.
_ [Abm] _ _ _ _ _
_ Well, anyhow, getting to be that time of year, [E] eh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm a deer hunter, how do you do?
I got the deer hunting, repping, tail for you.
I'm so excited, it's my favorite time of year.
I love to feed my buns, chasing trophy deer.
But don't clap your hands, do the stomping of the feet, cause yeah, he's like me, he can't keep a steady beat, no.
Come on, man, get to it with the beat.
Yeah, you can do it.
[B] I got the great big knife, cause the hunting is my life.
It's my chance to drink beer and get away from the wife.
It's the boys' [E] night out, acting stupidly.
Say now, baby, baby, don't you think maybe how about you and me, yeah?
_ Well, _ _ _ we partied all night, never made it to our bunks.
And I was sitting in the tree stand on a tree day drunk.
Wind was blowing 45, temp 30 below.
I was freezing to death, then it started to snow.
So I got down from the tree stand and started heading for the truck.
And that's when I seen it there, the 30 point buck.
The 30 point buck.
30 point buck.
30 point buck.
30 point buck.
30 point buck.
30 point buck.
Well, he was 8 foot tall, weighed 12,000 pounds.
And with every step there was a sh-sh-shaking on the ground.
He was so wrathful, so beautiful.
Strutted right out of my dreams, he was created by God.
Just for outdoor magazines.
Now, I'm not much for thinking.
No, I don't do it often.
But I had an idea.
Yeah, what was that?
_ To put that 30 pointer right in his coffin.
Yeah.
Get up here, Clyde.
Tell me what it is.
_ 30 point buck.
Couldn't get to my grenades.
Yeah, right.
The howitzer was in the shop.
My stomach was tied into a monkey net.
Yeah, my only hope was Betty Lou.
She was the one.
A combination AK [F]-57 Uzi Raider laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun. _ _
_ _ _ 30 point buck.
30 point buck.
30 point buck.
Why did the women clapping in the back there?
I gotta make that.
Well, he was coming for me.
Getting bigger and bigger.
But my fingers were so frozen I couldn't pull the trigger.
I kicked off my boots.
Rired with my big toe.
I was dirty hairy.
John Wayne.
[C] G.I. Joe.
_ _ _ [Gb] Yeah, _ _ _ _ that 30 point buck was only 10 feet away.
Still, I couldn't seem to hit him.
And he wouldn't run away.
And after 20 minutes, when the smoke cleared.
There were hunters on the ground in the world's biggest deer.
Deer standing tall and proud.
He looked at me and [Bb] yawned.
And [Gb] then a flash of white.
And there he was.
Gone. _ _ _
Oh, it's alright, Clyde.
Don't worry about it. _ _ _ _
The seven men got up.
And the one fell down.
A big lump of blaze orange shaking on the ground.
At first I thought he was one of the boys.
But he was a no brother good in law [N] of mine from Illinois.
Only cheese hunts are here.
Send him back on the next plane, you know.
Did [Gb] you see the 30 pointer?
Did you see the 30 pointer?
Did you see the 30 pointer?
Did you see the 30 pointer?
As we jumped into the truck.
And I'm gonna get that 30 point buck.
I'm gonna get that 30 point buck.
I'm gonna get that 30 point buck.
I got the 30 point buck.
[N] I got the 30 point buck.
I got the 30 point buck.
I got the 30 point buck.
See, here he goes.
_ _ I'm gonna get that 30 point buck.
And that's what I do.
I'm gonna get that 30.
_ _ Ha, ha, ha.
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