Chords for Da Turdy Point Buck II (Da Sequel)

[B] Well, it's good to be that time here again, right [C#] boys
[E] _ _ _ Dear story for you the dirty point fuck tail number two
I was throwing the [B] cows [Em] over the fence some hay [B] the chores [F#] were all [E] done
It was opening [F#]
[B] day or I and a hunter was fading in the sky
[E] It was almost time for the lead to fly
I made it to the shack just before light [B] the boys had [F#] been [B] drinking since all through the night
They were singing our favorite deer hunt tune, [E] but yeah, hey name tied in his gun
But now there's Holly the four-brailed
She's a dirty dirty 10-gauge side by each tomahawk over and under with cruise control
The photon phaser banana clip?
Yeah, yeah, the model IRS _ PS
_ Interswamp radioactive sked busting cider
_ It's got a 30,000 [B] gigawatt deer [E] shiner and cigarette lighter in the butt
Oh, like a brown dress
The season began the boys are [B] running around in circles looking for their stance
We watch on videos by all the big game [F#]
studs like [E] Ted bear Fred Nugent and Elmer Fudd
Kill the rabbits, kill the rabbits, and the white tail
It's deer season, you know
So I'm up in my tree
Nothing's moving [B] except the beans in my gut
Just a gurgling [F#] and a [B] brewing
I fuckered up my cheeks
Trying to [F#] hold back
[E] Oh, oh, oh, oh, we have the dog
[F#] There he [A] was, hanging from a good place
Upside down, [E] burnin' right off the stand
Head feet off the ground, [A] I just got stuck in midair
That sure did suck
[B] Next when I seen it there
_ The [E] 30-point buck
The 30-point buck?
[F#m] Yeah, [G#m] [A] did you see the 30-pointer?
Did you see the 30-pointer?
[E] Yeah, it was a 30-point buck
[A] Did you see the 30-pointer?
Did you see the [E] 30-pointer?
[B] Did you see that 30 [E]-point buck?
_ _ _ _ [F#m] _
[G#] [A] Godzilla with horns, snortin' at me
[E] There was fire in his eyes, and bat-tags in his teeth
[A] I swung the gun around, that buck was all mine
[B] Just so dirty, dirty
Could [E] bring down _ _ Frankenstein
_ [F#] _
[G#m] _ [A] I'm gonna give that megabuck
The [E] powerball, yep
Right up your [A] bingo hole
_ _ _ Yeah, and the [B] winning number is _ _ _ _
[A] The gun went off, smoke covered my face
The [E] bullet ricocheted off his horns and snapped my bootlegs
I [A] landed right on his points, falling back to the ground
[B] Handlers called my troop, I started dragging
[E] Hurrah!
_ _ And [G#] there he [A] was
Stuck in, _ stuck in
[E] That buck was really truckin'
_ [A]
Stuck, _ _ _ _ stumpin'
[B] Yeah, sometimes he even broke with
Went [A] flyin' over the horns
As he hit the bridge
[E]
Bounced off his nose, landed flat [Dm] on my kicks
[A] One more hand to buck, fever standin' side by each
I [B] yelled, shoot him boy, shoot him [C#m] that sum, the bee
[E] You shoot him, I'm gonna shoot him, he [F#] shoot him
[E] [A] Did you see the 30-pointer?
Did you see the 30-pointer?
[E] _
Yeah, it was a 30-point buck
[A] Did you see the 30-pointer?
Did you see the 30-pointer?
[B] Did you see that 30 [E]-point buck? _ _ _
Yeah, we [A] threw everything we had at him
Sandwiches, candy [E] bars, even old ice cream
_ _ [A] Finally that idiot revealed a noise
Nailed him [E] between the eyes with a zip-hole and a roll of toilet paper
[A] Yeah, the woods were on fire like a big bomb-bomb
And [B] then a big flash of white _
[E] And there he was, gone
Ha ha _ ha
_ Ha ha ha
_ _ [A] _ _ Ha ha ha
Did you see the 30-pointer?
[E] It _ was a 30-point buck
[A] Did you see the 30-pointer?
Did you see the 30-pointer?
[B] _ _ _ [E] How's that for practice?
Yeah, how's [G#] that for practice?
[A] Did you see the 30-pointer?
Did you see the 30-pointer?
[E] Like I always say, you shoot or no
[A] Did you see the 30-pointer?
Have him go!
Don't [B] let nobody know
[E] I'll decide when I see him there, hey
Safety comes first
Remember, _ I know
Treat every line clear as if you were loaded _
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