Chords for Da Turdy Point Buck

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_ Let me tell you [E] that.
You know, it's not so much the heat, it's the gust and humidity.
You know that, [B] you know when you sit there in the bed and you're just sweaty, you know,
and you just, you go to reach for the water on the [E] nightstand and you slide right out of bed and the [E] wife says,
You're making so much noise, you're waking me, go to sleep.
Yeah, let me tell you.
Yeah?
Times like that make me think about moving up north, you know.
Good idea.
Yeah, I'd do [B] it too.
Of course then I couldn't [E] watch the Packers, you know, the Packers are, of course I'd like the Packers.
I'd [B] do anything for the Packers.
Who can forget Vince Lombardi, you know, back in the glory [B] years?
Not me, [E] boy. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Yeah, well anyhow, [E]
getting to be that time of year, eh?
Yeah, [Bm] yeah, oh yeah.
[E]
Where's the Zedek?
I'm a deer hunter, [B] how do you do?
I got the deer hunting, repping, [E] tail for you.
I'm so excited, it's my favorite time of year.
I love to feed my buns, chasing trophy deer.
But don't clap your hands, pull the stump and no the feet,
cause yeah, he's like me, he can't keep a steady beat, no.
Come on, man, get to it with the beat, eh? _
_ [B] I got a great big knife, cause the hunting is my life.
It's my chance to drink beer and get [E] away from the wife.
It's a boys night out, acting stupidly.
Say now, baby, baby, [B] don't you think maybe how about you and me, eh?
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_ _ _ _ Well, we partied all night, never made it to our bunks.
And I was sitting in the tree stand on a three-day drunk.
Wind was blowing 45, temp 30 below.
I was freezing to death, then it started to snow.
So I got on from the tree stand, start heading for the truck.
And that's when I seen it there, the 30-point buck.
30-point buck!
30-point buck.
30-point buck.
30-point buck.
30-point buck.
30-point buck.
Well, he was 8 foot tall, weighed 12,000 pounds.
With every step, there was a sh-sh-shaking on the ground.
He was so rutherful, so beautiful.
Started right out of my dreams, he was created by God.
Just for outdoor magazines.
Now, I'm not much for thinking, no, I don't do it often.
But I had an idea.
Yeah, what was that?
_ To put that 30-pointer right in his coffin.
Get him there, Clyde.
Tell me what it is.
_ _ 30-point buck.
I couldn't get to my grenades.
Yeah, right.
The howitzer was in the shop.
My stomach was tied into a monkey net.
Yeah, my only hope was Betty Lou.
She was the one.
A combination AK-57 [B] Uzi Raider laser [F] triple barrel double scoped heat-seeking shotgun. _
_ _ _ _ _ 30-point buck.
Yeah, the women clapping in the back there, I gotta make that. _ _
Well, he was coming for me, getting bigger and bigger.
But my fingers were so frozen, I couldn't pull the trigger.
I kicked off my boots, fired with my big toe.
I was doing a Harry, John [C] Wayne, and G.I. Joe.
[B] G.I. Joe?
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_ _ _ Yeah, that 30-point buck was only 10 feet away, y'all.
Still, I couldn't seem to hit him, and he wouldn't run away.
And after 20 minutes, when the smoke cleared, there were hunters on the ground and the world's biggest deer.
Deer standing tall and proud.
He looked at me and yawned, and then a flash of white, and there he was, gone. _
_ _ Oh, it's all right, Clyde.
Don't [C#] worry about it. _
_ [F#] _ _ _ Well, seven men got up, and then one fell down.
A big lump of blaze orange shaking on the ground.
At first I thought he was one of the boys, but it was a no-brother-good-in-law of mine from Illinois. _
[D#] _ Send him back on the next plane, you [G#] know.
Did you see the 30-pointer?
[F#] Did you see the 30-pointer?
Did you see the 30-pointer?
Did you see the 30-pointer?
As we jumped into the truck, and I'm gonna get that 30-point buck.
I'm gonna get that 30-point buck.
I'm gonna get that 30-point buck.
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_ [G#] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ _
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I'm [F#] gonna get that 30 [D#]-point buck.
[F#] But the laughing I do, [C#] I'm gonna get that 30 point, 30 [G#] point buck. _ _ _ _