Chords for 12 Redneck Days of Christmas by Jeff Foxworthy
Tempo:
134.3 bpm
Chords used:
G
D
C
A
Em
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Whoo!
Somebody done been to the Walmart!
Man, that's just the stuff I got for Christmas.
[D] Well, you [G] cleaned up.
What'd you get?
[Em] Five [A] flannel [F#] shirts!
[G] Four big mud [C] tires, three shotgun [D] shells, two hunting dogs, [G] and some parts to a Mustang GT.
You, foe, you got Jeff Burr's 12 days to Christmas.
I know that.
I got it covered.
Look over in the corner.
That's yours, too?
[D] Yeah, 12 pack of Bud, 11 wrestling tickets, 10 of Copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of Redman, [G] 6 cans of Spam.
Five [A] flannel [D] shirts!
[G] Four big mud [C] tires, three shotgun [D] shells, two hunting dogs, and some parts to a Mustang [G] GT.
Man, [E] this ain't normal Christmas presents.
No, they're redneck gifts.
Redneck gifts?
Yeah, you know, like if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishing lures, or if you can burp the entire chorus of jingle bells.
Perhaps if you think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
Or if you've ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights.
Or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus.
What's wrong with that?
I didn't say anything wrong with it.
It's hard [D] to beat.
12 pack of Bud, 11 wrestling tickets, 10 of Copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of Redman, 6 cans [G] of Spam.
[A] Five flannel [D] [Bm] shirts!
[G] Four big mud [C] tires, three shotgun [D] shells, two hunting dogs, and some parts to a Mustang [G] GT.
Well, you know, you can't really consider [C] it a Christmas unless you go down [G] to the penitentiary and visit your mama.
[D] You're not listening to me.
Get [G] the car key out of here.
That's where the [C] 9 year probation comes in.
[D] I'm going to do it for you again.
[G] Now listen.
[D] 12 pack of Bud, 11 wrestling tickets, 10 of Copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of Redman, 6 cans of Spam.
[A] Five flannel [D] shirts!
[G] Four big mud [C] tires, three [D] shotgun shells, two hunting [G] dogs, and some [C] parts to [G] a [D] Mustang [G] GT.
[C]
[G] Are you crying?
No, just my allergies.
Happy Holidays, everybody!
Somebody done been to the Walmart!
Man, that's just the stuff I got for Christmas.
[D] Well, you [G] cleaned up.
What'd you get?
[Em] Five [A] flannel [F#] shirts!
[G] Four big mud [C] tires, three shotgun [D] shells, two hunting dogs, [G] and some parts to a Mustang GT.
You, foe, you got Jeff Burr's 12 days to Christmas.
I know that.
I got it covered.
Look over in the corner.
That's yours, too?
[D] Yeah, 12 pack of Bud, 11 wrestling tickets, 10 of Copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of Redman, [G] 6 cans of Spam.
Five [A] flannel [D] shirts!
[G] Four big mud [C] tires, three shotgun [D] shells, two hunting dogs, and some parts to a Mustang [G] GT.
Man, [E] this ain't normal Christmas presents.
No, they're redneck gifts.
Redneck gifts?
Yeah, you know, like if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishing lures, or if you can burp the entire chorus of jingle bells.
Perhaps if you think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
Or if you've ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights.
Or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus.
What's wrong with that?
I didn't say anything wrong with it.
It's hard [D] to beat.
12 pack of Bud, 11 wrestling tickets, 10 of Copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of Redman, 6 cans [G] of Spam.
[A] Five flannel [D] [Bm] shirts!
[G] Four big mud [C] tires, three shotgun [D] shells, two hunting dogs, and some parts to a Mustang [G] GT.
Well, you know, you can't really consider [C] it a Christmas unless you go down [G] to the penitentiary and visit your mama.
[D] You're not listening to me.
Get [G] the car key out of here.
That's where the [C] 9 year probation comes in.
[D] I'm going to do it for you again.
[G] Now listen.
[D] 12 pack of Bud, 11 wrestling tickets, 10 of Copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of Redman, 6 cans of Spam.
[A] Five flannel [D] shirts!
[G] Four big mud [C] tires, three [D] shotgun shells, two hunting [G] dogs, and some [C] parts to [G] a [D] Mustang [G] GT.
[C]
[G] Are you crying?
No, just my allergies.
Happy Holidays, everybody!
Key:
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D
C
A
Em
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D
C
_ Whoo!
Somebody done been to the Walmart!
Man, that's just the stuff I got for Christmas.
[D] Well, you [G] cleaned up.
What'd you get?
[Em] Five [A] flannel _ [F#] shirts!
[G] Four big mud [C] tires, three shotgun [D] shells, two hunting dogs, [G] and some parts to a Mustang GT.
_ You, foe, you got Jeff Burr's 12 days to Christmas.
I know that.
I got it covered.
Look over in the corner.
That's yours, too?
[D] Yeah, 12 pack of Bud, 11 wrestling tickets, 10 of Copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of Redman, [G] 6 cans of Spam.
Five [A] flannel [D] _ _ shirts!
[G] Four big mud [C] tires, three shotgun [D] shells, two hunting dogs, and some parts to a Mustang [G] GT. _
Man, [E] this ain't normal Christmas presents.
No, they're redneck gifts.
Redneck gifts?
Yeah, you know, like if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishing lures, or if you can burp the entire chorus of jingle bells. _
Perhaps if you think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
Or if you've ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights.
Or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus.
What's wrong with that?
I didn't say anything wrong with it.
It's hard [D] to beat.
12 pack of Bud, 11 wrestling tickets, 10 of Copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of Redman, 6 cans [G] of Spam.
_ [A] Five flannel [D] _ _ [Bm] shirts!
[G] Four big mud [C] tires, three shotgun [D] shells, two hunting dogs, and some parts to a Mustang [G] GT. _
_ Well, you know, you can't really consider [C] it a Christmas unless you go down [G] to the penitentiary and visit your mama.
_ [D] You're not listening to me.
Get [G] the car key out of here.
That's where the [C] 9 year probation comes in.
[D] I'm going to do it for you again.
[G] Now listen.
_ _ [D] 12 pack of Bud, 11 wrestling tickets, 10 of Copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of Redman, 6 cans of Spam.
[A] Five flannel [D] shirts!
[G] Four big mud [C] tires, three [D] shotgun shells, two hunting [G] dogs, and some [C] parts to [G] a [D] Mustang _ [G] GT.
_ [C] _
[G] Are you crying?
No, just my allergies.
_ Happy Holidays, everybody! _ _
Somebody done been to the Walmart!
Man, that's just the stuff I got for Christmas.
[D] Well, you [G] cleaned up.
What'd you get?
[Em] Five [A] flannel _ [F#] shirts!
[G] Four big mud [C] tires, three shotgun [D] shells, two hunting dogs, [G] and some parts to a Mustang GT.
_ You, foe, you got Jeff Burr's 12 days to Christmas.
I know that.
I got it covered.
Look over in the corner.
That's yours, too?
[D] Yeah, 12 pack of Bud, 11 wrestling tickets, 10 of Copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of Redman, [G] 6 cans of Spam.
Five [A] flannel [D] _ _ shirts!
[G] Four big mud [C] tires, three shotgun [D] shells, two hunting dogs, and some parts to a Mustang [G] GT. _
Man, [E] this ain't normal Christmas presents.
No, they're redneck gifts.
Redneck gifts?
Yeah, you know, like if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishing lures, or if you can burp the entire chorus of jingle bells. _
Perhaps if you think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
Or if you've ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights.
Or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus.
What's wrong with that?
I didn't say anything wrong with it.
It's hard [D] to beat.
12 pack of Bud, 11 wrestling tickets, 10 of Copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of Redman, 6 cans [G] of Spam.
_ [A] Five flannel [D] _ _ [Bm] shirts!
[G] Four big mud [C] tires, three shotgun [D] shells, two hunting dogs, and some parts to a Mustang [G] GT. _
_ Well, you know, you can't really consider [C] it a Christmas unless you go down [G] to the penitentiary and visit your mama.
_ [D] You're not listening to me.
Get [G] the car key out of here.
That's where the [C] 9 year probation comes in.
[D] I'm going to do it for you again.
[G] Now listen.
_ _ [D] 12 pack of Bud, 11 wrestling tickets, 10 of Copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of Redman, 6 cans of Spam.
[A] Five flannel [D] shirts!
[G] Four big mud [C] tires, three [D] shotgun shells, two hunting [G] dogs, and some [C] parts to [G] a [D] Mustang _ [G] GT.
_ [C] _
[G] Are you crying?
No, just my allergies.
_ Happy Holidays, everybody! _ _