Da Turdy Point Buck Chords by Bananas At Large

Let me [E] tell you that.
And you know, it's not so much the heat, it's the gosh darn humidity.
[B] You [E] know that, [B] you know when you sit there in the bed and you're just sweaty, you know,
and you just, you go to reach for the water on the nightstand and you slide right out of bed and the [E] wife says,
You're making so much noise, you're waking [B] me [E] up.
Yeah, let me tell you.
Times like that make me think about moving [B] up north, you know.
Good idea.
Yeah, I'd do it too.
Of course then I couldn't watch [E] the Packers, you know, the Packers are, gosh I'd like [B] the Packers.
I'd do anything for the Packers.
[E] [Bm] Who can forget Vince [E] Lombardi, you know, back in the glory years?
[B] [E] Not me, boy. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Well, anyhow, getting to be that time of year, eh?
[B] Yeah, oh yeah.
Horses eat it.
I'm a deer hunter, [E] how do you do?
I got the deer hunting, repping, tail for you.
[B] I'm so [E] excited, it's my favorite time of year.
I love to feed my buns, chasing trophy deer.
But don't clap your hands to the stomping of the feet,
cause yeah, he's like me, he can't keep a steady beat, no.
Come on, get with the beat, eh?
_ _ [B] I got the great big knife, cause the hunting is my life.
It's my chance to drink beer and get away from the wife.
It's a boys night out, acting [E] stupidly.
Say now, baby, baby, don't you think maybe how about you and me, eh? _ _ _ _ _ _
Well we partied all night, never made it to our bunks.
And I was sitting in the tree stand on a tree day drunk.
Wind was blowing 45, [B] temp 30 [E] below.
I was freezing to death, [B] then it started to snow.
So I got down from the tree stand, start heading [E] for the truck.
And that's when I seen it there, the 30 point buck.
30 point buck!
30 point buck.
30 point buck.
30 point buck.
30 point buck.
30 point buck.
Well he was 8 foot tall, [B] weighed 12 [E],000 pounds,
with every step there was a sh-sh-shaking on the ground.
He was so rutherful, so beautiful.
Started right out of my dreams, he was created by [B] God.
Just [E] for outdoor magazines.
Now I'm not much for thinking, no I don't do it often.
But I had an idea.
Yeah, what was that? _
To put that 30 pointer right in his coffin.
Yeah, you get him there, Clyde.
Tell me what it is.
[B] _ 30 [E] point buck.
I couldn't get to my grenades.
Yeah, right.
The howitzer was in the shop, my stomach was tied into a monkey knot.
Yeah, my only hope was Betty Lou, she was the one.
A combination AK-57 [A#] Uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking [F] shotgun.
Grrr.
_ _ _ _ _ 30 point buck.
Yeah, the women clapping in the back there, I gotta make that.
_ Well he was coming for me, getting bigger and bigger,
but my fingers were so frozen I couldn't pull the trigger.
I kicked off my boots, fired with my big tongue.
I was dirty heavy, John Wayne, G.I. Joe.
_ _ _ [F#] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Yeah, that 30 point buck was only 10 feet away,
still I couldn't seem to hit him and he wouldn't run away.
And after 20 minutes when the smoke cleared,
there were [C#] hunters on the [F#] ground and the world's biggest deer standing tall and proud.
He looked at me [A] and yawned, and then a flash of [A] white,
and there he was, [F#] gone.
_ _ _ Oh, it's alright Clyde, don't [C#] worry about it.
_ _ _ _ [F#] _ Well [C#] seven men got up and [F#] one fell down,
a big lump of blaze horn shaking on the ground.
At first I thought he was one of the boys,
but it was a no brother good in law of mine from Illinois.
[N] Holy cheese, how'd you do?
Send him back on the next plane, you know.
Did you see [F#] the 30 pointer?
Did you see the 30 pointer?
_ _ As we jumped into the truck, and I'm gonna get that 30 point buck.
I'm gonna get that 30 point buck.
I'm gonna get that 30 point buck. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A#] _ _ _
I'm [D#] gonna get that [D] 30 point buck.
[C#m] I'm gonna get [F#] that 30 point buck.
The last thing I do, I'm gonna get [G#] that 30 point buck.
_ _ I'm gonna get that 30 point buck.
_ _ _ [N] _