Chords for Bill Engvall - Here's Your Sign Christmas (Video)
Tempo:
114.9 bpm
Chords used:
G
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C
A
B
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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Good evening, tonight we are happy to present Little Johnny written by Maurice Littleton.
The story begins.
[C] [G] [D]
[G] I took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus.
The woman in line [C] behind me says, hey, is that Santa Claus up there?
I said, no ma'am, that's a Kenny Rogers stunt double.
[D] Here's your sign.
The other day I bought [G] a wreath to go on the front door.
As I was walking out of the store, a man stopped me and said, hey, you going to hang
that on your door?
[C] I said, no sir, it's a Christmas toilet [D] seat cover.
Got the idea from Martha [G] Stewart.
Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid sign.
[C] Get it [G] done, so have some fun and wear [D] your stupid sign.
[G] Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid [C] sign.
You lost your [G] mind, so pay the [D] fine and wear your stupid [G] sign.
I hung those little Christmas lights on my house, you know the kind that blink on and off.
My neighbor [C] comes over and says, hey Bill, how do you get those to blink on and off like that?
I said, I got my son inside, plugging and [D] unplugging it, plugging and unplugging it.
Here's your sign.
I took my family [G] by a Christmas tree the other night.
When we walked onto the lot, this guy walks up and says, hey, y'all here to buy a Christmas [C] tree?
I said, no sir, my son's got to go to the [D] bathroom.
These trees look really [G] inviting.
Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's [D] your stupid [C] sign.
Get it [G] done, so have some fun and wear [D] your stupid sign.
[G] Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid [C] sign.
You lost your [G] mind, so pay the [D] fine and wear your stupid [C] sign.
Have no [G] fear, we're spreading [D] cheer during [G] Christmas time.
The other night my family and I were [C] walking through the neighborhood looking at all the
Christmas decorations, [A] and we came upon this house that had [D] a manger scene.
Now there was this whole group [B] of people looking at it, and I overheard [Em] this one guy say, hey,
are those the three wise [C] men?
I said, no sir, that's [G] ZZ Top doing a farm [E] aid concert.
[A] Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid sign.
[D] Get it [A] done, so have some fun and wear [E] your stupid sign.
[A] Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid [D] sign.
You lost your [A] mind, so pay the [E] fine and wear your stupid [B] sign.
Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid sign.
Have no fear, we're spreading cheer during Christmas time.
And finally, my wife and [F#] I were in a grocery store the other [B] day, and I heard a woman ask
the clerk, do [F#] you know what time midnight mass starts on Christmas Eve?
And in a holiday spirit, I walked [B] over and said, here's your sign.
Happy holidays, everybody.
And happy holiday to you too, young men.
I thought that was just wonderful.
Apparently I'm the only one.
The story begins.
[C] [G] [D]
[G] I took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus.
The woman in line [C] behind me says, hey, is that Santa Claus up there?
I said, no ma'am, that's a Kenny Rogers stunt double.
[D] Here's your sign.
The other day I bought [G] a wreath to go on the front door.
As I was walking out of the store, a man stopped me and said, hey, you going to hang
that on your door?
[C] I said, no sir, it's a Christmas toilet [D] seat cover.
Got the idea from Martha [G] Stewart.
Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid sign.
[C] Get it [G] done, so have some fun and wear [D] your stupid sign.
[G] Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid [C] sign.
You lost your [G] mind, so pay the [D] fine and wear your stupid [G] sign.
I hung those little Christmas lights on my house, you know the kind that blink on and off.
My neighbor [C] comes over and says, hey Bill, how do you get those to blink on and off like that?
I said, I got my son inside, plugging and [D] unplugging it, plugging and unplugging it.
Here's your sign.
I took my family [G] by a Christmas tree the other night.
When we walked onto the lot, this guy walks up and says, hey, y'all here to buy a Christmas [C] tree?
I said, no sir, my son's got to go to the [D] bathroom.
These trees look really [G] inviting.
Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's [D] your stupid [C] sign.
Get it [G] done, so have some fun and wear [D] your stupid sign.
[G] Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid [C] sign.
You lost your [G] mind, so pay the [D] fine and wear your stupid [C] sign.
Have no [G] fear, we're spreading [D] cheer during [G] Christmas time.
The other night my family and I were [C] walking through the neighborhood looking at all the
Christmas decorations, [A] and we came upon this house that had [D] a manger scene.
Now there was this whole group [B] of people looking at it, and I overheard [Em] this one guy say, hey,
are those the three wise [C] men?
I said, no sir, that's [G] ZZ Top doing a farm [E] aid concert.
[A] Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid sign.
[D] Get it [A] done, so have some fun and wear [E] your stupid sign.
[A] Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid [D] sign.
You lost your [A] mind, so pay the [E] fine and wear your stupid [B] sign.
Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid sign.
Have no fear, we're spreading cheer during Christmas time.
And finally, my wife and [F#] I were in a grocery store the other [B] day, and I heard a woman ask
the clerk, do [F#] you know what time midnight mass starts on Christmas Eve?
And in a holiday spirit, I walked [B] over and said, here's your sign.
Happy holidays, everybody.
And happy holiday to you too, young men.
I thought that was just wonderful.
Apparently I'm the only one.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Good _ _ evening, tonight we are happy to present Little Johnny _ written by Maurice Littleton. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
The story begins.
_ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _
_ [G] _ _ _ I took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus.
The woman in line [C] behind me says, hey, is that Santa Claus up there?
I said, no ma'am, that's a Kenny Rogers stunt double.
[D] Here's your sign. _
The other day I bought [G] a wreath to go on the front door.
As I was walking out of the store, a man stopped me and said, hey, you going to hang
that on your door?
[C] I said, no sir, it's a Christmas toilet [D] seat cover.
Got the idea from Martha [G] Stewart.
_ Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid sign.
[C] Get it [G] done, so have some fun and wear [D] your stupid sign.
[G] Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid [C] sign.
You lost your [G] mind, so pay the [D] fine and wear your stupid [G] sign.
I hung those little Christmas lights on my house, you know the kind that blink on and off.
My neighbor [C] comes over and says, hey Bill, how do you get those to blink on and off like that?
I said, I got my son inside, plugging and [D] unplugging it, plugging and unplugging it.
Here's your sign.
I took my family [G] by a Christmas tree the other night.
When we walked onto the lot, this guy walks up and says, hey, y'all here to buy a Christmas [C] tree?
I said, no sir, my son's got to go to the [D] bathroom.
These trees look really [G] inviting.
_ Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's [D] your stupid [C] sign.
Get it [G] done, so have some fun and wear [D] your stupid sign.
[G] Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid [C] sign.
You lost your [G] mind, so pay the [D] fine and wear your stupid [C] sign.
Have no [G] fear, we're spreading [D] cheer during [G] Christmas time.
The other night my family and I were [C] walking through the neighborhood looking at all the
Christmas decorations, [A] and we came upon this house that had [D] a manger scene.
Now there was this whole group [B] of people looking at it, and I overheard [Em] this one guy say, hey,
are those the three wise [C] men?
I said, no sir, that's [G] ZZ Top doing a farm [E] aid concert.
_ [A] Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid sign.
[D] Get it [A] done, so have some fun and wear [E] your stupid sign.
[A] Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid [D] sign.
You lost your [A] mind, so pay the [E] fine and wear your stupid [B] sign.
Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid sign.
Have no fear, we're spreading cheer during Christmas time.
And finally, my wife and [F#] I were in a grocery store the other [B] day, and I heard a woman ask
the clerk, do [F#] you know what time midnight mass starts on Christmas Eve?
And in a holiday spirit, I walked [B] over and said, here's your sign.
Happy holidays, everybody. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
And happy holiday to you too, young men. _ _
I thought that was just wonderful. _ _ _ _
_ Apparently I'm the only one. _ _ _
Good _ _ evening, tonight we are happy to present Little Johnny _ written by Maurice Littleton. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
The story begins.
_ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _
_ [G] _ _ _ I took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus.
The woman in line [C] behind me says, hey, is that Santa Claus up there?
I said, no ma'am, that's a Kenny Rogers stunt double.
[D] Here's your sign. _
The other day I bought [G] a wreath to go on the front door.
As I was walking out of the store, a man stopped me and said, hey, you going to hang
that on your door?
[C] I said, no sir, it's a Christmas toilet [D] seat cover.
Got the idea from Martha [G] Stewart.
_ Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid sign.
[C] Get it [G] done, so have some fun and wear [D] your stupid sign.
[G] Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid [C] sign.
You lost your [G] mind, so pay the [D] fine and wear your stupid [G] sign.
I hung those little Christmas lights on my house, you know the kind that blink on and off.
My neighbor [C] comes over and says, hey Bill, how do you get those to blink on and off like that?
I said, I got my son inside, plugging and [D] unplugging it, plugging and unplugging it.
Here's your sign.
I took my family [G] by a Christmas tree the other night.
When we walked onto the lot, this guy walks up and says, hey, y'all here to buy a Christmas [C] tree?
I said, no sir, my son's got to go to the [D] bathroom.
These trees look really [G] inviting.
_ Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's [D] your stupid [C] sign.
Get it [G] done, so have some fun and wear [D] your stupid sign.
[G] Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid [C] sign.
You lost your [G] mind, so pay the [D] fine and wear your stupid [C] sign.
Have no [G] fear, we're spreading [D] cheer during [G] Christmas time.
The other night my family and I were [C] walking through the neighborhood looking at all the
Christmas decorations, [A] and we came upon this house that had [D] a manger scene.
Now there was this whole group [B] of people looking at it, and I overheard [Em] this one guy say, hey,
are those the three wise [C] men?
I said, no sir, that's [G] ZZ Top doing a farm [E] aid concert.
_ [A] Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid sign.
[D] Get it [A] done, so have some fun and wear [E] your stupid sign.
[A] Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid [D] sign.
You lost your [A] mind, so pay the [E] fine and wear your stupid [B] sign.
Here's your sign, here's your sign, here's your stupid sign.
Have no fear, we're spreading cheer during Christmas time.
And finally, my wife and [F#] I were in a grocery store the other [B] day, and I heard a woman ask
the clerk, do [F#] you know what time midnight mass starts on Christmas Eve?
And in a holiday spirit, I walked [B] over and said, here's your sign.
Happy holidays, everybody. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
And happy holiday to you too, young men. _ _
I thought that was just wonderful. _ _ _ _
_ Apparently I'm the only one. _ _ _