Chords for Dan HIcks - "I Don't Want Love" on Conan

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One, two, one, two, three, [F] four. _ _
_ [Abm] _ _ [D] _ _ [F] _ _ _
[Db] _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _ [Gm] Some folks [Ab] say when you fall [F] in love, [Gm] _ you lose [F] your appetite.
_ _ [Ab] [G] If love makes you feel [F] that way, [Abm] _ [Gm] _ listen to what I say.
Dig.
[F] If love makes you give [Db] up steak [C] and potato,
[F] what you eat, rice, corn,
[Db] _ [Gm] chitlins and [F] tomatoes,
love makes [A] you give [Bb] up all [Fm] those things.
_ [C] I don't want [Dm] love.
[C] Don't want it.
[F] If love makes you give [Abm] up
[Gm] lamb and grease,
that's [F] what you're eating.
Shake your pot pie
and lime and [C] peas.
[F] Love [A] makes you give [Bb] up [Bbm] onion rings.
[C] Don't want it.
[F] Uh-uh, not [E] me.
_ _ [A] Well, I am here to say to you
[D] that I love my [A] bread and my meat.
[Bm] _ _ [G] _ Take a look at me and you can plainly see
[Bb] that I'm a man that [Ab] loves to eat
[F] with [G] some whipped cream.
[F] If love makes you give up steak and [C] [F] tomato,
takes over easy [Db] and hash [Gm] brown [F] potato.
If love makes you give [Bb] up all [Bbm] that [Fm] jam,
oh no, not [C] me.
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_ [B] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _
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[Fm] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [F] _ _ [Am] _
_ [Bb] _ _ [E] _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ [F] [Ab] Yeah, this _ [Db] [C] romance thing has got [F] me confused.
[Ab] [C] Damn you, poor [C] thing.
What'll [F] it be, [Ab] burgers [C] [Db] or [C] babes?
_ Decisions, decisions.
I got my mind made up.
A waitress.
[F] If love makes you give up
[Db] corn, [E] dogs and mustard,
[F] _ cracker [Abm] jacks and tutti [C] frutti custard,
[F] love [A] makes you give [Bb] up all [Bbm] those things.
I [Gm] don't want it.
Don't want it.
I don't [F] want love.
[E] If _ [F] love makes you give up pizza and nighters
and garlic mashed potatoes and a rye pie,
_ if love makes you give [Bb] up all that's right,
[Am] _ uh-uh, [F] not me.
[Abm] _ [A] Well, my baby's awful skinny.
She don't like meat.
[C] She can't [D] stand bread and bread.
_ _ [G] _ And as for me, say [Abm] where's my seat?
[E] It was time that I was [Fm] fed.
With [G] some whipped cream.
[Dm] If love makes [F] you [Dm] give up
saute and [F] latte,
this is why.
Stuff you have to flambé.
Stuff makes you [A] give [Bb] up buffalo [Am] wings. _
I don't want love.
No, [G] no.
No, no. No, no.
[Fm] Not me.
Not me.
[Bbm] [Am] No, sirree.
No, sir.
No, sirree, bop.
No, [Gm] sirree.
Uh-uh, uh-uh, [Dm] uh-uh, uh-uh.
[Fm] Don't want love. _
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_ _ _ _ Oh.
Very nice job.
_ And the Hall of Lamps, everybody.
Thank _ _ _ _ you. _ _ _ _
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