Chords for Dan Navarro - Cilantro

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_ _ _ _ Every once in a while I decide I need to do this, especially when the songs get a little too damn poignant. _ _
I have to remind you from where I came.
_ I come from a land not far from here.
It's on the border, in California.
It's in the desert.
_ Of course, this is a real [D] desert because you have cactus that do this.
_ All of our cactus in Southern California [G] go_ _ _ _
_ _ _ This is a charming little number that I wrote, co-wrote, for the Fox animated series American Dad,
playing the part of Cilantro, the ruined mariachi singer. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ It is weird.
I was hired to do this, and I changed some of the lyrics, and they gave me writing credit.
_ Actually, this is my most popular YouTube video.
I've had _ nearly 300,000 hits on two different versions of this. _ _
It goes something like this. _ _ _
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You are chockering because I think you know what that means, right?
Who knows what that means?
_ _ Only one hand in the back.
I must be my Spanish teacher. _ _ _ _
_ It means that Cilantro is the man with the devil's cheese.
What the hell does that mean?
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