Chords for DAVE FRISHBERG "My Attorney Bernie" The Tonight Show

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_ _ _ _ _ One, two, three.
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_ _ _ [Dm] I'm impressed [D] _
with my attorney Bernie. _ _
I'm impressed with his [Em] influential friends.
[Db] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
_ _ Connections, [Bb] so I follow his directions.
[Db] Bernie knows his way [Dbm] around, [C] so I always
do what Bernie [A]
recommends.
_ _ _ [Gm] I [Dm] am blessed _ [G] with my [Dm] attorney [G] Carney. _
_ _ [D] _ _ [D] Impressed with the way he runs the store.
_ _ [Cm] _ He's got [C] Dodger [F] seasoned boxes [Eb] and an office full of [Ab] boxes.
It's amazing all the [Fm] different things
your average guy might need a lawyer for.
_ Bernie tells me what [F] to [Em] do.
Bernie lays it on the [F] line.
Bernie says we sue.
We sue.
[Gb] Bernie says we [D] sign.
[D] _
_ We _ [Fm] sign. _ _
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_ [E] I'm [D] in touch _ with my attorney Bernie.
_ [G] _
In a clutch, he can speed right to [Em] the scene.
_ [Db] _ [C] And if I'm locked up in the [Bbm] jail with just one phone call
for [Ab] my bail, [Dbm] he says to call his club collector,
[Cm] deal directly with his answering [Am]
machine.
_ [D] _ And when I _ [A] dine with my [Dm] attorney Bernie, _
[D] _ he buys wine from the rare imported [E] rack.
_ _ _ That's [Fm] because Bernie is [Bb] a purist, [Bbm] not
your [Dbm] polyester tourist.
Bernie [Fm] waves the glass [Cm] around a while,
then takes [Fm] a sip and always sends it back.
[G] _ Bernie [Fm] tells me what [F] to do.
Bernie lays it on the line.
Bernie says we [Bb] sue.
We sue.
[D] Bernie says we sign. _
_ [G] _ We [Gb] sign.
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_ [A] _ I [D] admire _ my attorney [G] Bernie. _ _ _
I admire any guy who knows his [B] stuff.
_ _ _ [Fm] Sure, we blew a couple [Bb] ventures [Ab] with the _ counterfeit debentures.
[Gb] But you win a few, you lose a few.
[Cm] Like Bernie says, [F] you keep [Am] on hanging tough.
_ [D] _ _ Thanks to you, _ my attorney Bernie. _ _
_ Thanks to you, I'm [B] considered well to do.
_ _ Sure, [F]
I'm made out [Bb] like a bandit,
[Ebm] just exactly [Ab] as you planned it.
[Db] But like Murray, my accountant [C] told me yesterday,
[Ab] I owe it all to you.
_ [G] _ _ [F] Bernie lays it on the line.
[A] Bernie says we [G] sue.
[C] Bernie says we sign.
[Gm] We [Am] sign.
Bernie says we [D] sign. _
_ _ [G] We [G] sign [Bb] on _
_ [Eb] _ the [D] _ _ [N] _
dotted line.
_ _ _ Yeah.
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