Chords for David Frizzell - I'm Gonna Hire A Wino
Tempo:
81.175 bpm
Chords used:
C
D
F
G
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C] I came crawling home last night [F] like many nights before
[C] Finally made it to my feet [F] as she opened [C] up the door
And she [F] said, you're not [Em] gonna do this [C] anymore
She said, I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home
So you'll feel more at ease here and you won't [G] need a room
We'll [C] take out the dining room table, we'll [F] put a bar along that wall
And a neon [C] sign will point the way [G] to our bathroom down [C] the hall
She said, just bring those pridey paychecks and [F] I'll cash them all [Dm] right here
And [F] I'll keep on [C] tap for all your friends, their favorite kind [Gm] of beer
[C] And for you I'll always keep and stock [F] those soft [Cm] aluminum cans
[F] And when you're feeling [C] macho you can [G] crush em like [C] a man
She said, we'll rip out all the carpet and [F] put sawdust on the floor
Serve hog-boned [C] espressos and I won't cook [G] no more
There'll [C] be Monday night football on [F] TV above the bar
And a payphone in [C] the hallway when your [G] friends can't find their [C] car
She said, [D] I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home
So you'll feel more at ease here and you won't need [A] a room
We'll [D] take out the dining room table and [G] put a bar along that wall
And a neon sign [D] will point the way to [A] our bathroom down [D] the hall
She said, you'll get the friendly service [G] and the right atmosphere
I'll slip on something [D] sexy and I'll cut it clear [A] to hear
[D] Then you can slap my bottom [G] every time you tell a joke
Just as long as you [D] keep tipping while [A] I laugh until you [D] grow
She said, instead of a family quarrel [G] we'll have a bar brawl
When the hams bear says [D] it's closing time you won't [A] have far to crawl
And [D] when you run out of money [G] you'll have me to thank
You can sleep it off [D] next morning while [A] I'm putting it in [D] the pan
She said, [E] I'm gonna hire a wino [Am] to decorate our home
So you'll feel more at ease here and you won't [B] need a room
Then [E] when you and your friends get off from work [A] and you have a barful thirst
Well, there won't be [E] any reason why [B] you can't stop [E] off here first
She said, [F#] I'm gonna hire a wino [B] to decorate our home
So you'll feel [F#] more at ease here and you won't [A#m] need a room
We'll [F#] take out the dining room table, [B] put a bar along that wall
And a neon [F#] sign will point the way [C#] to our bathroom [F#] down the hall
She said, I'm gonna hire a wino [B] to decorate our home
So you'll feel [F#] more at ease here and you won't [C#] need a room
[F#]
[C] Finally made it to my feet [F] as she opened [C] up the door
And she [F] said, you're not [Em] gonna do this [C] anymore
She said, I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home
So you'll feel more at ease here and you won't [G] need a room
We'll [C] take out the dining room table, we'll [F] put a bar along that wall
And a neon [C] sign will point the way [G] to our bathroom down [C] the hall
She said, just bring those pridey paychecks and [F] I'll cash them all [Dm] right here
And [F] I'll keep on [C] tap for all your friends, their favorite kind [Gm] of beer
[C] And for you I'll always keep and stock [F] those soft [Cm] aluminum cans
[F] And when you're feeling [C] macho you can [G] crush em like [C] a man
She said, we'll rip out all the carpet and [F] put sawdust on the floor
Serve hog-boned [C] espressos and I won't cook [G] no more
There'll [C] be Monday night football on [F] TV above the bar
And a payphone in [C] the hallway when your [G] friends can't find their [C] car
She said, [D] I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home
So you'll feel more at ease here and you won't need [A] a room
We'll [D] take out the dining room table and [G] put a bar along that wall
And a neon sign [D] will point the way to [A] our bathroom down [D] the hall
She said, you'll get the friendly service [G] and the right atmosphere
I'll slip on something [D] sexy and I'll cut it clear [A] to hear
[D] Then you can slap my bottom [G] every time you tell a joke
Just as long as you [D] keep tipping while [A] I laugh until you [D] grow
She said, instead of a family quarrel [G] we'll have a bar brawl
When the hams bear says [D] it's closing time you won't [A] have far to crawl
And [D] when you run out of money [G] you'll have me to thank
You can sleep it off [D] next morning while [A] I'm putting it in [D] the pan
She said, [E] I'm gonna hire a wino [Am] to decorate our home
So you'll feel more at ease here and you won't [B] need a room
Then [E] when you and your friends get off from work [A] and you have a barful thirst
Well, there won't be [E] any reason why [B] you can't stop [E] off here first
She said, [F#] I'm gonna hire a wino [B] to decorate our home
So you'll feel [F#] more at ease here and you won't [A#m] need a room
We'll [F#] take out the dining room table, [B] put a bar along that wall
And a neon [F#] sign will point the way [C#] to our bathroom [F#] down the hall
She said, I'm gonna hire a wino [B] to decorate our home
So you'll feel [F#] more at ease here and you won't [C#] need a room
[F#]
Key:
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[C] _ I came crawling home last night [F] like many nights before
_ [C] Finally made it to my feet [F] as she opened [C] up the door
And she [F] said, you're not [Em] gonna do this [C] anymore _
She said, I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home
So you'll feel more at ease here and you won't [G] need a room
We'll [C] take out the dining room table, we'll [F] put a bar along that wall
And a neon [C] sign will point the way [G] to our bathroom down [C] the hall
_ She said, just bring those pridey paychecks and [F] I'll cash them all [Dm] right here
And [F] I'll keep on [C] tap for all your friends, their favorite kind [Gm] of beer
[C] And for you I'll always keep and stock [F] those soft [Cm] aluminum cans
[F] And when you're feeling [C] macho you can [G] crush em like [C] a man
She said, we'll rip out all the carpet and [F] put sawdust on the floor
Serve hog-boned [C] espressos and I won't cook [G] no more
There'll [C] be Monday night football on [F] TV above the bar
And a payphone in [C] the hallway when your [G] friends can't find their [C] car
She said, [D] I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home
So you'll feel more at ease here and you won't need [A] a room
We'll [D] take out the dining room table and [G] put a bar along that wall
And a neon sign [D] will point the way to [A] our bathroom down [D] the hall
She said, you'll get the friendly service [G] and the right atmosphere
I'll slip on something [D] sexy and I'll cut it clear [A] to hear
[D] Then you can slap my bottom [G] every time you tell a joke
Just as long as you [D] keep tipping while [A] I laugh until you [D] grow
She said, instead of a family quarrel [G] we'll have a bar brawl
When the hams bear says [D] it's closing time you won't [A] have far to crawl
And [D] when you run out of money [G] you'll have me to thank
You can sleep it off [D] next morning while [A] I'm putting it in [D] the pan
She said, [E] I'm gonna hire a wino [Am] to decorate our home
So you'll feel more at ease here and you won't [B] need a room
Then [E] when you and your friends get off from work [A] and you have a barful thirst
Well, there won't be [E] any reason why [B] you can't stop [E] off here first
She said, [F#] I'm gonna hire a wino [B] to decorate our home
So you'll feel [F#] more at ease here and you won't [A#m] need a room
We'll [F#] take out the dining room table, [B] put a bar along that wall
And a neon [F#] sign will point the way [C#] to our bathroom [F#] down the hall
She said, I'm gonna hire a wino [B] to decorate our home
So you'll feel [F#] more at ease here and you won't [C#] need a room
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] Finally made it to my feet [F] as she opened [C] up the door
And she [F] said, you're not [Em] gonna do this [C] anymore _
She said, I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home
So you'll feel more at ease here and you won't [G] need a room
We'll [C] take out the dining room table, we'll [F] put a bar along that wall
And a neon [C] sign will point the way [G] to our bathroom down [C] the hall
_ She said, just bring those pridey paychecks and [F] I'll cash them all [Dm] right here
And [F] I'll keep on [C] tap for all your friends, their favorite kind [Gm] of beer
[C] And for you I'll always keep and stock [F] those soft [Cm] aluminum cans
[F] And when you're feeling [C] macho you can [G] crush em like [C] a man
She said, we'll rip out all the carpet and [F] put sawdust on the floor
Serve hog-boned [C] espressos and I won't cook [G] no more
There'll [C] be Monday night football on [F] TV above the bar
And a payphone in [C] the hallway when your [G] friends can't find their [C] car
She said, [D] I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home
So you'll feel more at ease here and you won't need [A] a room
We'll [D] take out the dining room table and [G] put a bar along that wall
And a neon sign [D] will point the way to [A] our bathroom down [D] the hall
She said, you'll get the friendly service [G] and the right atmosphere
I'll slip on something [D] sexy and I'll cut it clear [A] to hear
[D] Then you can slap my bottom [G] every time you tell a joke
Just as long as you [D] keep tipping while [A] I laugh until you [D] grow
She said, instead of a family quarrel [G] we'll have a bar brawl
When the hams bear says [D] it's closing time you won't [A] have far to crawl
And [D] when you run out of money [G] you'll have me to thank
You can sleep it off [D] next morning while [A] I'm putting it in [D] the pan
She said, [E] I'm gonna hire a wino [Am] to decorate our home
So you'll feel more at ease here and you won't [B] need a room
Then [E] when you and your friends get off from work [A] and you have a barful thirst
Well, there won't be [E] any reason why [B] you can't stop [E] off here first
She said, [F#] I'm gonna hire a wino [B] to decorate our home
So you'll feel [F#] more at ease here and you won't [A#m] need a room
We'll [F#] take out the dining room table, [B] put a bar along that wall
And a neon [F#] sign will point the way [C#] to our bathroom [F#] down the hall
She said, I'm gonna hire a wino [B] to decorate our home
So you'll feel [F#] more at ease here and you won't [C#] need a room
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ _ _