Santa Clause, Get Well Soon Chords by David Phelps

I'm gonna bring my kids up here.
All right, and these are these are not all my kids
These are you want to come back here buddy?
Come up here.
You know what?
The reason is I got a
fax
From the North Pole.
Can you believe that?
I got a fax from Santa Claus and I need y'all to sit right down here in front and look at look up at me
Okay, I'm gonna sit here in this chair because I
Think you need to take this news
Sitting down.
All right All right
Is there is there any any other any other kids in here that want to come up and [G] hear the [D] news here?
All right
_ [Em] _ _ _ [A] _ _
[D] _ Can't believe [C] this
_ _ [G]
Kids [D] gather around [Em] I'm afraid I've got [C] bad news you [G] see
Santa [D] slipped and broke his [G] leg last night.
_ Oh
He'll be [D] just fine.
It [Em] was just his ego.
That [C] was bruised
[G] But his [D] insurance company won't let him [G] fly I don't really know why but it's what it says
[Am]
So we called in a favor [G] from his friend the Easter Bunny
[C] So that Christmas Eve would go ahead as [D] planned
It says here that [Am] it took some fast-talking
[G] And yes a little money
[F] But that Easter Diva agreed [D] if we met his list of demands
And here they are right here.
Listen up.
[G] There'll be no fires in the fireplace
[Am] He has a flammable fur coat
_ [G] No cookies on Santa plates
[C] It must be carrot sticks [D] and artichokes [G] the red and green decorations gotta go
He [Am] just likes pink and blue pastels
[G] Replace the stockings and the mistletoe
[C] With wicker baskets [D] and potting tails.
[Em] Oh, I don't mean [D] to sound ungrateful
But [C] I think the holidays [G] are doomed Santa [Am] Claus
[D] Get [G] well soon
[D] Can you [Em] believe that?
_ [C] Says [G]
the elves are [D] running round [Em] as frantic as can [C] be
[G] They're replacing [D] Christmas treats [A] with colored eggs
And [G] just don't be [D] surprised if [Em] there are no gifts beneath [C] the tree oh
[G]
[D] They could be hidden outside in the [C] flowerbed I
It [Am] just seems so wrong that we're [G] not singing jingle bells
[C] Sleigh ride and here comes [D] Santa Claus.
I
Just [Am] can't get used to hearing [C] carolers sing here [G] comes Peter Cottontail.
I [F] guess I might as well get used to it [D] because
Here they are again, there'll [G] be no fires in the fireplace.
He [Am] has a flammable fur coat
_ [G]
No cookies on Santa plates
He [C] just wants carrot sticks [D] and artichokes the [G] red and green decorations gotta go
he [Am] just wants pink and blue pastels and
[G] Replace the stockings and the mistletoe [C] with wicker baskets [D] and cottontails.
[Em] Oh, I don't mean to [D] sound ungrateful
But I [C] think the holidays are [G] doomed
Santa [Am] Claus
[D] Get well [G] soon.
Oh, hey kids listen [A#] this just in from the [C] North Pole [G] FBI
_ Oh, [A#] yeah top secret [C] information
[G] from Santa's number one elf spy
[Em] That rabbit planned this [G] all along.
He just [C] wants Christmas for [G] himself
[F] So Santa sent instructions so [D] he might learn his [D] lessons well _
This is what we're supposed to do build [A] a big fire in the fireplace
[Bm] He's got a flammable fur coat
[A] Replace the carrot sticks with chocolate cake because refined [E] sugar makes him bloat
The pink and blue decorations gotta go cuz [Bm] rabbits are colorblind
Anyway, you see I didn't know that [A] hang rabbits feet instead of mistletoe.
He'll [D] break into a sweat and run away.
[F#m] Oh
I'm not much [E] on taking vengeance, [D] but I've been dreaming about [A] rabbits do Santa [Bm] Claus
[E] Get well [A]
soon
All [F#m] right
Hey guys, it looks [A] like Santa's gonna make it after all I [D] guess his HMO came [A] through
_ _ _ [Bm] Santa Claus [B] get [A] well [E] soon
_ [F#] _ _ [A] _
[D] Merry Christmas you guys he's on his way
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _