Chords for Dean Martin & James Durante

I can't begin [G] to tell you
[Cm] cause your husband's [C] listening in
What do [Eb] you think my [Ab] buddy Ken got me for Christmas?
A color TV [D] set that cost him $49
[Db] Now every Monday I watch Green Skelton _ _
_ [D] We [Ebm] couldn't make believe
_ we're nudists
[N] _ _ Well, I'm gonna go to the couch
Now before I go, remember the famous words of Herbert Hoover
who once said, show me a man who gets up with the roosters
and I'll show you a sex maniac
Oh, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ is that up to that?
Oh, _ _ _ _ _ _ you're a cutie
_ You know something, Dean?
What?
You know, Dean, this being my [B] New Year's Eve
I thought it only fitting that you and me
make our New Year's resolutions together
Now, repeat after me
I promise to stop drinking
[Bm] I promise to stop drinking
I promise to stop smoking
I promise to stop smoking
I promise to stop [B] chasing women
I promise to stop chasing women
[D] Okay, Dean, let's go out and celebrate
The booze and the girls are waiting in the car
[N]
Well, Jimmy, what about our New Year's resolution?
Oh, that ain't for New Year's 1971
It's for New Year's 1991
But then it won't be a resolution
It'll be a necessity Yeah
I _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ was at a New Year's party with Jimmy last year
He blew a horn for 10 minutes
before he found out it was his nose _ _ _