Chords for Dentist!

[Ab] _ When I was younger, just a bad little [Bb] kid,
My mama noticed funny things I [Eb] did,
[Ab] _ Like shooting puppies with a BB gun.
[Bb] _ I'd poison guppies, and when I was [Eb] done,
_ I'd find a [Ab] pussycat and bash in its head.
[Db] _ [Eb] That's when my mama said,
What did she say?
She said, my boy, I'll thank them [Bb] day,
[Eb] You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay. _
[Ab] You'll be a dentist,
[Fm] _ _ You [Bbm] have a talent for causing [Eb] things pain,
[Ab] Son, be a dentist,
[Fm] _ _ _
[Bbm] People will pay you to be [Eb] inhumane, _
[Bbm] Your temperament's [Eb] wrong for the priesthood,
[Db]
[Cm] And teaching would suit [F] you still less,
Son, [Bbm] be a dentist,
[Eb] _ [Ab] You'll be a success.
Here he is, girls, the leader of the blacks,
[Bb] _ Watch him suck up that gas, oh my [Eb]
[Ab] god!
He's the dentist, and he'll never ever be any [Bb] good,
Who wants their teeth done by the marquee,
[Cm] Decide, oh, that hurts!
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _
[Db] Ah, shut up, open wide, [Cm] here I [F] come!
I [Bb] am your dentist,
_ [F] _ _ [Gm] And [Cm] I enjoy the [A] career that I've picked,
I
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ am your dentist, _
[F] _ [Bb] _ And I [Cm] get off on the pain I inflict,
_ When I start [F] extracting the molars,
[Dm] You girls will be screaming [G] like lowly rollers,
[C] _ _ [Cm] _ _
_ _ And [Ebm] though it may cause my patients distress,
_ _ [Bb] Somewhere in heaven [Gb] above me,
[Gm] I know that my [Bb] mama's proud of me,
_ [Gb] _ _ Because I'm [C] a [Cm] _ _ _ [Fm] _
[Bb] dentist! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Say ah!
_ Ah!
_ Say ah!
_ [Eb] _ Ah!
_ Say ah!
_ [Bb] _ _
_ _ _ Now spit! _
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