Detachable Penis Chords by King Missile

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[C#m] I woke up this morning [G] with a bad [A] hangover and my [C#m] penis was missing again.
[G] This happens all the [A] time.
It's [C#m] detachable.
This comes in [G] handy a lot of the time.
[A] I can leave it [C#m] home when I think it's going to get me in trouble [G] or I can [A] rinse it out
when I [C#m] don't need it.
But now and then I go [G] to a party, [A] get drunk, and the [C#m] next morning I can't, for the life
of me, [G] remember what I [B] did with it. _
[C#m] First I looked around my apartment [G] and I couldn't find [A] it so I [C#] called up the place where the party was.
They hadn't [G] seen it either.
[A] I asked them to check the [C#] medicine cabinet because for some [G] reason I leave it there [A] sometimes
but [C#] not this time.
So I told [G] them if it pops up to [A] let me know.
I [C#] called a few people who were at [C#m] the party but [G] they were no help either.
[A] I [C#m] was starting to get desperate.
I [G] really don't like being [A] without my penis for [C#m] too long.
It makes me feel like less of a [G] man and I [A] really hate having to [C#m] sit down every time
I take a leak.
[G] After a few [A] hours of [C#m] searching the house, _ [G] calling everyone I could think [A] of, I was [C#] starting
to get very depressed [C#m] so I [G] went to the kiosk [A] and ate breakfast.
[C#] Then [C#m] as I walked down [G] 2nd Avenue [A] towards St.
Mark's Place [C#] where all those people [C#m] sell
used [G] books and other junk [A] on the street, [C#m] I saw my penis lying on a blanket [G] next to [A] a
broken toaster oven [C#m] some guy was selling it.
[G] I had to buy it off him.
[A] He wanted [C#m] 22 bucks but I talked him down to [G] 17.
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[C#m] I took it home, washed it [G] off, and [B] put it back on.
[C#] I was happy again.
[G] Complete.
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[C#] People sometimes tell me I should [Am] get it [G] permanently attached but [A] I don't know.
[C#] Even though sometimes [G#] it's a pain [G] in the ass, I [A] like having a [C#] detachable penis.
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