Chords for Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance (Official Music Video)

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_ _ _ _ I'm a new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the underground.
I'll drink a bottle of Hennessy you got on your shelf, [G] so just let me introduce myself.
My name is Humpty, pronounced [Eb] with a Humpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like that.
I'm your mommy.
I like to funky, and all the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bumpy.
I'm stepping tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty, you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rap.
I like to be funky.
I'm spunky.
I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick with this.
Straight Gangsta Mac, but sometimes I get ridiculous.
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice.
Yo, fat girl.
Come here, are you ticklish?
Yeah, I caught ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny.
It never stop me from getting busy.
I'm a freak.
I like the girls with the freckles.
I [Bbm] once got busy in a [N] bathroom.
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze me.
They say I'm only what I just don't phrase me
I'm still getting in [Eb] the _ _ _
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[Bb] I do the [Ebm] Humpty Hump.
[N] I do the Humpty Hump.
People say, yo Humpty, you're really funny looking.
That's alright, cause I get [Eb] things cooking.
You're sad, you're glad, you're constantly trying to compare me.
But you can't get near me.
I'm giving one C and on the four B, all the girls they adore me.
[G] Oh yes ladies, I'm really being sincere.
Cause in the_
I'm a Humpty, nose will tickle your_
My nose is big.
[Eb] Uh-uh, I'm not [N] ashamed.
I'm still getting paid.
I get_
by the ladies.
You know I'm in charge.
Both [Eb] how I'm living and my nose is large.
I get stupid.
I shoot an arrow like Cupid.
I use a word that don't mean nothing, like Luthor.
I [Gm] sang on Do What You Like.
And if you missed it, I'm the one who [Db] said, just grab him in the [Fm] biscuits.
[Eb] Also told you that I like to bite.
Well yeah, I guess it's obvious I also like to write.
All you had to do was give Humpty a chance.
And now I'm gonna do my dance.
The Humpty [Bbm] Dance is a [E] chance for you to hump.
[Db] Come on.
Yeah, [Cm] sexy lady.
[Eb] Do the Humpty Hump.
Do the Humpty Hump.
Sexy baby.
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Everybody, come on and do the Humpty [Eb] Hump.
Do the Humpty Hump.
Under your window, [Db] window, window, window.
Do the Humpty Hump, [Cm] y'all.
_ [F] Do the Humpty Hump.
[E] Watch me do the [Db] Humpty [Eb] Hump.
[Bb] _ [Eb] Ah yeah, that's the break, y'all.
Let me hear that bass groove right here.
I do it real good, right?
I [N] do it real good, right?
Ah yeah.
Now that I told y'all a little bit about [Eb] myself, let me tell you a little bit about [Bm] the dance.
[Eb] It's real easy to do.
[G] Check it out.
[Ab] [Eb] First I lift to the side like my leg was broken.
Shaking and twitching, kinda like I was smoking.
Crazy wack funky.
[Db] People say you look like MC Hammer on crack, [Bb] Humpty.
That's alright, cause my body's in [Eb] motion.
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convention.
Anyone can play this game.
[Db] This is my dance, y'all.
Humpty Hump's my [Eb] name.
Those who feel blue will do it the same.
You got it down when you appear to be in pain.
Pumping, flunking, jumping, gig around, shaking your rump.
And when the doodoo chump bump points a finger like a stump, tell him [Ab] step off.
I'm doing the Hump.
The Humpty Dance [Gb] is so fast.
I [Eb] do the Hump.
Everybody, do the Humpty Hump.
I do the Humpty Hump.
I do the Humpty Hump.
I do the Humpty _ _ _ _ [Gbm]
Hump.
[Cm] I do the Humpty Hump. _ _ _ _
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[Ebm] _ _ [Bbm] _ _ [Eb] _ [Bb] _ [Eb] ♫ Doo-ba-bop-de-hop
♫ Doo-ba-bop [Gb]-de-hop
♫ Doo-ba-bop-de-hop
♫ Dooe-bop-do-dap
♫ [Eb] Doo-ba-bop-de-hop
♫ Doo [N]-ba-bop-de-hop _ _ _
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