Dirty Laundry Chords by Talon

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I make my living at the evening news.
[Eb]
Just give me something, something I can use.
People love it when [Bb] you lose a pail [Ab] of [F] dirty laundry.
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Well, I could have been an actor, but I wound up here.
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I just wanna look good, I don't have to be clear.
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Come on, whisper in [Bb] my ear, [Ab] hear the [F] steady laundry.
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Kick em on the [Bb] up, kick em on the [Ab] down.
Kick em on the [Eb] up, kick em on the [F] down.
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Kick em on the [Bb] up, kick em on the [Ab] down.
Kick em on the [Eb] up, kick em on the [F] down.
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Got the bottle and it bleeds blonde, comes on at five.
[Eb]
She can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye.
It's interesting when [Bb] people die, we need [Ab] dirty [F] laundry.
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Can we film the operation?
The head did it.
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You know the boys in the newsroom gotta run and spit.
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Get the widow on set, we need [Ab] dirty [F]
laundry.
[Fm] Yeah, you can. _ _ _ _
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You will really need to find out what's going on.
[Eb]
You will really wanna know just how far it's gone.
[Bbm] _ [C]
Just leave low enough [Bb] alone, it's your [Ab] dirty [F] laundry.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Cm] Kick [F] em on the [Bb] up, kick em on the [Ab] down.
Kick em on the [Eb] up, kick em on the [F] down.
_ _ _ _ _ _ Kick em on the up, [Bb] kick em on the [Ab] down.
Kick em on the [Eb] spit, kick em on the [Bb] ground.
Kick em on the [B] up, kick em on the down.
Kick em on the up, kick em on the down.
Kick em on the _ spit.
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Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies.
[F]
Got your dirt little fingers in everybody's [G] pies.
[D] Let me cut you [C] down to size, it's your [Gm] daddy laundry.
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We can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing.
[F]
When you're sitting down, we haven't told you a thing.
[Cm] We all know that crap is [C] king.
We need [Gm] daddy laundry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ [G] Bobby!
Kick him in the rough, kick him on the down.
Kick him in the rough, kick him on the down.
[Dm] Kick him in the rough, kick him on the down.
Kick him [F] in the rough, kick him [G] on the down.
[D] Kick him in the rough, [C] kick him on the down.
Kick him in the rough, kick him on [Gm] the down.
[G] Kick him in the rough, kick him on the down.
Kick him in the rough, [C] _ _ [G] _
kick him on the down.
Kick him in the rough, kick him on the down.
[F] Kick em in the _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _
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rough, kick em in the down
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