Chords for Don't Wear Those Shoes

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[Bm] [G] I don't care [D] if you [A] wreck my car or shave off all my [Bm] hair
You [G] can go and [A] run your vacuum during [Bm] my favorite show
[G] And I'll let you call up [D] folks in [A] Europe you don't [Bm] even know
[G] Anything you [D] want, babe, if it [A] makes you happy
[G] But I'm begging you down on my [D] bended [G] knees
Oh [D] honey, [A] please don't wear those [D] shoes
You can spend my [G] money, you can [D] waste my [G] time
Baby, [D] I don't mind, but please don't [G] wear those [D] shoes
_ [A] Don't _ [G] wear those [D] shoes
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[Bm] [G] It's alright
[A] You can play your twisted sister every [B] night, [G] I suppose
You can [A] lick the middles out of [G] my Oreos
But start laughing [D] when you're drinking [A] milk so it comes [Bm] out your nose
[G] And you know that I'd do [D] anything [A] to please you
[Em] But I'm [D] begging you [G] down on my bended knees
Oh [D] honey, [A] please don't wear those [D] shoes
You can spit in my [G] face if you're [D] so [G] inclined
Baby, [D] I don't [A] mind, but please don't [D] wear those shoes
Oh no, oh no
Oh no, don't [A] wear those [D] shoes
I said, oh no, oh no, oh [A] no
Please don't [F] wear those shoes
Use my [G] razor to shave your legs
Or eat [D] crackers [F] in bed
[C] Stop the poodle, pill it [G] flat
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[C] You could even shove a [G] six-inch [D] railroad bike through [F] my head
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I'm begging you down on my [D] bended knees
Oh honey, [A] please don't wear those shoes
You [D] can wicked [G] beat me, [D] rock me blind
Baby, I don't [A] mind, but please don't [Em] wear those
[D] [G] I [D] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
[D] _ [Em] _ [D] _ _ _ [A] _ [D] said, oh no, oh no
Oh [A] no, don't wear those [D] shoes
I said, oh no, oh no, oh [A] no
Don't wear those [D] shoes
You can crash up my [G] record, you can [D] take my money
Baby, please don't [A] wear those [D] shoes
You can make me an [G] offer I [D] can't refuse
But darling, please don't wear those shoes
You can play all wrong or cry a crime
But darling, [A] please don't wear those [G] shoes
You [D] can't expose [G] yourself on your [D] six o [G]'clock news
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