The Millionaire Chords by Dr. Hook

_ _ Before we begin, _ thank you.
Thank you, oh [Bb] thank you, thank you.
[Eb] _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ Thank you.
[Eb] _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [Eb] I'm not a [Bb] bad person.
I know.
[Eb] I don't drink and I don't [Bb] kill.
_ [Cm] I got no [Gm] evil habits and [Fm] I probably never [Bb] will.
[Eb] I don't sing like [Bb] Elvis Presley.
[Eb] I can't dance like Fred [Bb] Astaire.
But [Cm] there's one thing in [Gm] my favor.
What?
_ [Ab] _
I'm a [Bb] millionaire. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ That's beautiful.
And [Eb] I got more [Bb] money _ than a horse [C] has _ [G] had.
_ Plus my rich [Ab] old uncle died and that did [Bb] all my _ grass.
But having [Eb] all this money [Bb] _ _
is gonna bring [Cm] me _ [G] down. _
_ _ [Ab] If you ain't with [Eb] me honey, you have this friend _ _ _ around. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ You could get _ [Bb] myself a nose job.
[Eb] I could die at four a [Bb] year.
_ But [Cm] I'll never be [Gm] Robert Redford, cause [Ab] I'm much too fond [Bb] of beer.
[Eb] Please don't [Bb] misunderstand _ me.
[Eb] It's not love I'm trying [Bb] to buy.
[Cm] It's just I got all [Gm] this here money [Ab] and I'm a pretty _ [Bb] ugly guy.
_ _ I got [Eb] more money [Bb] than _ a [Ab] horse has [G] had.
_ Plus my rich [Ab]
old uncle died and that did all [Bb] my grass.
_ _ But having all [Eb] this money [Bb] _ _ is gonna [Cm] bring me _ [G] down.
_ _ _ [Ab] If you ain't with [Eb] me honey, _ you have [Ab] this friend _ [Eb] around.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] I don't mind if [Bb] you love me for [Eb] my money.
_ _ _ If [Gm] you love me [Cm] for whatever [Ab] else I got.
_ _ _ But except in all [Abm] this stuff I'm [Eb] alone and poor [Gb] enough.
[Cm] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
I don't guess [A] I'm doing [Bb] all that hard.
_ _ But I [Eb] got more [Bb] money _ than a horse [Cm] has had.
[Gm] _ Plus my rich [Ab]
old uncle died and that did [Bb] all my _ grass.
But having [Eb] all this money [Bb] _ is gonna bring [Cm] me _ [G] down.
_ _ _ [Ab] If you ain't [Eb] with me honey, _ [Ab] you [Eb] have this friend _ around.
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ Hey _ [Eb]
you! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Brian!
[Fm] Put a quarter [Eb] in the _ jukebox! _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _