Chords for Dueling Horns and Banjos - AKA Deliverance like you've never seen it! #duttontv #branson

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[Cm] _ _ _ _ _ Direct from [B] Branson, Missouri, _ [F] Jonathan _ _ _ [G] and his _ banjo. _
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_ _ _ Jonathan, Jonathan, it's me, your cousin Julio.
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_ _ I have arrived to see you, cousin.
Besos.
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_ I _ [E] love you.
I love you.
_ Ladies and gentlemen, my cousin Julio [D] from Spain.
_ _ Hola. _
[E] _ _ Why are you here?
_ I have [B] come to audition for the Dothan show.
[Ab] _ I [A] love the Dothans.
[Eb] I love you.
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You [Db] already auditioned for the show last [Ab] year.
You didn't need to come back.
We told you [Cm] already.
Don't call us.
We'll call you.
[Ab] I'm so excited to be [B] back.
Estoy tan animado.
We said don't come back.
I heard you.
[Ab] I'm not blind.
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_ _ _ _ _ Jonathan, I know last Easter you said _ [A] Julio, do not come back.
[Bb] _ But when you said this, I knew what you really meant [C] was _ Julio, [Ab] we want you _ [Bb] back.
_ _ [C] _ _ _ Jose, [Bb] I know all [A] about _ reverse biology.
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It doesn't take rocket _ [Bb] appliances to figure this [Db] out.
_ So [A] don't worry.
Don't worry.
It's water [Gb] under the fridge.
_ _ You look ridiculous. _
[G] _ _ Jonathan, [Ab] _ beauty _ _ is in the eye _ when [Am] you hold her. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] So just take a chill vitamin [Ebm] and swallow your prize, okay?
_ Because I've been working so hard.
_ Every day, _ [Db] every single day now, I get up at the [G] crack _ of noon.
[A] And _ _ _ [B] the first _ [Cm] thing I start with is the [G] hair. _
[C] What's up with the ridiculous outfit?
What are you [N] wearing? _ _
_ _ _ These are my [Ab] horns. _ _
[D] _ _ _ [Dbm] I've come to play for you.
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_ [Am] My horn [Ab] song.
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Are [Gb] you ready for the horn song?
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_ _ _ Yeah, I'll start off.
You can just [C] try to keep [F] up.
[C] Or like [B] _
survival of the [Ab] fitness.
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Okay, I [Bb] like that.
Okay, I watch [A] you like [Bb] you are a [Eb] hawk.
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[B] _ _ I [E] tooted, okay? _ _
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[Eb] _ _ [F] _ _ [Db] think I just frightened this lady [D] on the first row. _ _ _
_ [Ab] I like you, lady.
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[F] put dingleys [Cm] in my [B] wingleys.
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[Ab] Gracias.
_ _ I'll be back.
[Abm] _ I love you.
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Yes, I [Ab] love you.
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_ [Ab] _ _ _ [Eb] It's okay, lady.
You can squeeze my [Ab] horns.
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_ _ [Abm] _ Give [Db] this lady a big [A] hug.
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