Chords for Dumb Ways to Die

[C] _ _ _ Set fire [F] to [C] your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
[F] [C] Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private [F] parts [C] as [F] piranha bait
[C] [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die
[Em]
[F] So many [D] dumb ways [G] to die
[F] _ [C] [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die
[Em]
[F] So many dumb ways [C] to die
[F] _ [C] _ [F] [C] Get your toast [F] out with [C] a fork
[F] [C] Do your own electrical work
[F] [C] Teach [F] yourself how [C] to fly
[C] Eat a two [F] week old [C] [F] unrefrigerated pie
[C] [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die
[Em] [F] So many [D] dumb ways [G] to die
[F] _ [C] Dumb ways [Am] to die
[Em] [F] So many [C] dumb ways to [F] die
[C] Invite a psycho [F] killer [C] inside
[F] [C] Scratch a drug [F] dealer's brand [C] new [F] ride
[C] Take your helmet [F] off [C] in outer [C] space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding [F] place
[C] [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die
[Em] [F] So many [D] dumb ways [G] to die
[F] _ [C] [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die
[Em] [F] So many dumb ways [C] to die
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the [F] internet
[C] Eat [F] a tube [C] of super [F] glue
I wonder what's this red button [A] do?
[C] [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die
[Em] [Dm] So many [D] dumb ways [G] to die
[F] _ [C] [Em] Dumb ways [Am] to die
[Em] _ _ So [F] many [C] dumb ways to die
[F] Dress [G] up like [C] a moose during [F] hunting [G] season
[F]
[G] Disturb a [C] nest of wasps for no good [F] reason
[G] Stand on the edge [Am] of a train station [Em] platform
Drive around the boom [F] gates at a level [G] crossing
Run across the tracks [Am] between the [Em] platforms
[F] There may not rhyme [G] but there quite possibly [C] be
Dumb [G]
[Am] ways to [Em] die
[C] [G] Dumb ways [Am] to [Em] die
[C] [G] Dumb [Am] ways to die
[Em] _ _ So [F] many dumb
[G] So many dumb [C] ways to die
Be safe around trains.
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