Chords for EARFQUAKE

3, _ _ 2, and 1.
[E] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ Well, good evening and welcome [Bbm] _ to _ the _ half an hour with Pearl Edwards.
I am [D] Pearl.
_ _ [Gb] _
It is lovely to be [Eb] here.
We have [Ebm] a special guest that I'm excited to have on to our [N] show today.
_ _ _ _ What _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
is your [Bbm] name? _ _ _ _
_ [Gb] _ _ You're wonderful to gaze at.
You have the friendliest hair I've ever seen in my life.
The color is _ spectacular. _ _
_ _ We're so glad you are here. _
_ [C] You are a performer, I understand.
_ _ [Gb] What is it exactly that you do?
_ _ [C] _ _ [Db] Yes. _
_ _ If you could, during your [Gb] performance, do your best to not smoke any cigarettes or anything that smokes _ or lights fire,
I would like [Bbm] that because that's dangerous.
I am allergic [Bb] to the smoke _ from fire.
[Db] _ Thank you. _ _ _
[B] _ _ Thank you.
[Gb] _ _ _
Thank you. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ For real, for real this [Ab] time. _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ For real, for real, for real this _ [Abm] time.
_ _ I got [Ebm] another [A] bottle of love.
For real, _ _
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Dbm] _ _ for real, for real this [Ab] time. _ _ _ _
You should make [A] my ass quake.
_ [Dbm] _ _
Make [Ab] my ass quake. _ _ _
_ [Gb] Riding around, you love is [E] shaking me up and it's making [Ab] my heart break. _ _ _
Make [Dbm] my ass quake. _ _ _
You [Abm] make my ass quake. _ _ _
_ [Dbm] Riding around, you love is shaking me up and it's making [Ab] my heart break. _ _ _
_ [Dbm] Don't _ leave, it's my [B] fault.
_ _ _ _ [Abm] _
_ _ [A] Don't leave, _ _ it's [Gb] my fault. _ _ _
_ [Dbm] Don't leave, it's my [Abm] fault. _ _ _ _
Because when [A] it all comes crashing down, I need [Ab] _ you. _
You make [Dbm] my ass quake. _ _ _
You make [Ebm] my ass quake. _ _ _
Riding [A] around, you love [Dbm] is shaking me up and it's making [Abm] my heart break.
_ _ [Ebm]
You make my [Dbm] ass _ quake.
You make [Abm] my ass quake. _ _
Riding [Gb] [E] around, you love is shaking me up and it's making my heart _ break.
[A] _ Ain't got body roll, I'm just fucked by none.
[Ab] Ain't life for my lord, [Ebm] nobody call my lord.
[A] Love gon' set me off, bitch don't set me off.
[Abm] I'mma tell her, [Ebm] yo, fly, you ride like a cluck.
[A] And she wake, yo, fly, whoa, biggie.
_ [Abm] Oh my god, _ that's not Timmy.
Oh [Dbm] my god, oh my god. _ _
_ _ [Abm] _ _ _ _ _
Don't [Dbm] _ _ leave, _ _ it's [Ebm] my fault. _ _ _
_ [B] Don't leave, _ _ [Dbm]
it's my [Ebm] _ fault.
_ [Fm] _ _
_ _ [Dbm] Don't leave, _ _ [B] _
it's [Ebm] my _ _ _ [G] fault.
Because when [Dbm] it all comes crashing down, I [N] need you. _ _
You make [A] my ass quake.
I don't want no _ confrontation, no.
[Ebm] You don't want my conversation.
_ [E] _ _ I just need some confirmation on how [B] you feel.
_ [Ab] For real.
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ [Dbm] _ _ _
_ _ [Ab] I'mma tell her, yo, fly, you ride like a cluck.
And she wake, yo, fly, whoa, biggie.
Oh my god, oh my god. _
_ [Dbm] Don't leave, _ it's my fault.
[Ebm] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] Don't leave, _ _ _ it's my [Gb] fault. _ _ _ _
_ [Dbm] Don't _ leave, _ it's my [B] [Ebm] fault.
_ _ _ [N] _