Chords for Ed Bruce "Girls, Women And Ladies"

[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
There was only me and [C] her and him. _
[F] The bar was giving last calls, so I thought I'd [G] move on in.
_ _ [C] And I was slick [F] and feeling like a [C] man, _ so [F] I took the stool between them.
I ordered one more round for me and [G] her _ and [C] him.
_ I placed my arm across [F] the back of her [C] bar stool.
_ I [F] don't remember what I said, but at the time it sounded [G] true.
_ She pushed [C] her drink away [F] and never looked [C] at me.
_ She [F] just paid the tab, tipped the man, and left me sitting there [G] alone _ _ [C] with him.
_ And he [F] said, there's girls [G] and there's women and [C] there's ladies.
_ _ [F] There's [G] yeses and there's nos [C] and there's maybes.
_ [F] There's teasing [G] and pleasing, they [C] start learning [F] when they're babies.
_ [G] There's girls and there's women [C] and there's ladies. _ _ _
_ _ Well, he pushed his [F] old straw hat [C] back and he grinned.
_ [F] And he said, ain't they all a mystery? _
[G] Sonny is a sinner.
But [C] they're all sitting [F] on the world we're [C] trying to win.
_ [F] Oh, but you know I love a mystery.
So let's drink another round [G] for you and me _ [C] and them.
And he [F] said, there's [Em] girls and there's [G] women [C] and there's ladies.
_ [F] There's [G] yeses and nos [C] and there's maybes.
_ [F] There's [G] teasing and pleasing, [C] they start learning [F] when they're babies.
[G] There's girls and there's women [C] and there's ladies.
_ [G] There's girls [A] and there's women and there's [D] ladies.
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There's yeses [A] and nos and [D] there's maybes.
_ [G] There's teasing [A] and pleasing, they start [D] learning [G] when they're babies.
I [A] love all the girls and the women [D] and the ladies. _
[G] Except there's girls [A] and there's women [D] and there's ladies. _
[G] There's [A] yeses and [D] noes and there's maybes. _
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