Chords for Ed Sheeran - "Shape of You" PARODY

[C#m] _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
[C#m] The club [F#m] isn't the best place to stalk a lover so the gym is where I [B] go
[C#m] That is [F#m] where I spy on you when you box I pretend I box [B] also
[C#m]
I've got a weird [F#m] obsession with the shape of your body
This creepy [B] song is all about [C#m] that
Make your hands [F#m] lose the shape of your S-10 throat
And the shape [B] of your mouth
And now I'm singing like
[C#m] What [F#m] size are your boxing gloves?
Show me [B] your handshape
Hold on, [C#m] what?
Excuse me
[F#m] Come on now, just let me see
I may be [B] crazy, don't mind [C#m] me
Say boy, [F#m] your head is messed up
Don't touch [B] my waist, why are you [C#m] measuring me?
[F#m] Because I love your body
Um, OMG, [G#m] you are a freak [C#m] Mmm
[F#m] I'm in love with the shape of you
[B] I made a [C#m] body diagram to
[F#m] Your stomach is real flat and smooth
[B] And your butt's running [C#m]
bubbly
[F#m] Last night I was in your room
[B] And I stole this red [C#m] pearl from you
That's [F#m] how I figured out the shape of your boobs
[B] Can I measure your [C#m] insides?
Weirdo, [F#m] weirdo, weirdo, weirdo
[A] Your [C#] obsession with the body
[C#m] Don't go, [F#m] don't go, don't go, don't [A] go
[F#] You keep buying the bonus
[C#m] I'm waking [F#m] and you came back to the gym
I was so glad to see [B] your body
[C#m] Watching from the [F#m] distance so you wouldn't see me
It was like [C#m] we were on our second date
I watched for hours and [F#m] hours
Even when you took a shower
Making mental pics of [B] all of your shapes
[C#m] I left a note in your [F#m] locker
Send your body stalker
Let's both get naked, [B] what do you say?
And now you're [C#m] singing like
Weirdo, [F#m] do you even box?
Or do you [B] just come through this [C#m] gender stockie?
[F#m] And inspect my body
Goddammit, [B] stop measuring [C#] me
Girl, [F#m] yes, of course I box
Okay, then [B] prove it, throw a [C#m] laptop at me
Can [F#m] I first measure your feet?
Wait, hold on, aren't those [C#m] my panties?
Mm [F#m]-hmm
I saw that you're from the locker room
[B] Okay, this has to end [C#m] right now, V
[F#m] I'm getting in that ring with you
[B] I'm gonna be [C#m] traumatic
[F#m] Object of body, girls, he's rude
[B] We have personalities [C#m] too
We're more than [F#m] just tall bodies
Show me your boobs
[B] I'm in love with your [C#m] body
Why are [F#m] you such a psycho, [A] guy?
[Bm] I'm in love with your [C#m] body
Workout [F#m] here, been made of [A] my grass
[B] Dipping up [C#m] nicely
I'm gonna [F#m] knock your teeth [A] out, man
[B] This is making me [C#m] horny
Get off these [F#m] couple of your shits with this one
[B] Here's two shapes I got just for you
[C#m] _ _ _ _ _ Does _ _ _ anyone of us bare tooth? _
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_ _ _ [B] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [F#m] _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [F#m]
The link will be down here
Special thanks [B] to Tiffany for being in this video
[C#m] Make sure to subscribe to her channel [F#m] down here
Till next time, guys, I gotta go get ready to become [B] Satan
For my Taylor Swift [C#m] Zane parody Peace
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