Chords for Carly Rae Jepsen - "I Really Like You" PARODY

_ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _
What the hell [Bb] is Tom Hanks doing here in the [F] music video?
Sitting in bed in [C] pajamas mouthing along.
And why is he doing [Bb] such a terrible [F] job of it?
Because he didn't learn all the [C] lyrics to the song.
Oh no, [Gm] full [Bb] size movie, [F] half made million.
[C] He's one to ask for [Gm] a cent.
He's one [F] of the world's biggest movie stars.
[C] So why do this Tom video?
[Bb] You ask why am I in [F] this video?
Well let me tell [C] you.
I was signing several contracts [Dm] and I got [Bb] confused.
I must have mixed up all [F] my papers cause the next thing I [C] knew.
I had signed up to be in this.
[Dm] What is wrong with you?
[Bb] You're too [F] famous to be in a pop song vid.
[C] It's embarrassing.
[Dm] I [Bb] know, but I signed a contract [F] and if I back out I could be sued.
[C] We really can't fully refuse to [Dm] look up to you.
[F] It's been more than [Bb] three years since Call Me Maybe [F] was a hit.
After that my career fizzled out too soon.
[Dm] I knew a [Bb] climate song I released was [F] piece of shit.
I did upgrading tables, pushing a broom.
[Dm] Hell no.
[Bb] Music is [F] a competition.
You have to make people [Dm] listen.
[Bb] So I made a video [F] everyone would. _
[Ab] Cause it shows [Bb] Tom Hanks lip syncing.
This has a simple [F] added quote on the calculated [C] move.
But a huge star, a woman who's big, [Dm] and got YouTube [Bb] views.
Why the heck does Tom Hanks [F] have a Tinder profile?
I'm [C] confused.
I have no clue.
I support girls and [Dm] he's online too.
[Bb] This is gonna be [F] so bad.
That they hired us [C] to dance and distract [Dm] from facts.
[Bb] Hi there Tom Hanks, I'm driving [F] by and I'm talking to [C] you.
This is all just a replacement.
[Dm] It's over soon.
[Bb] This shot uses lens flare, [F] like JJ Abrams.
[C] I hope this shoot wraps soon.
I'm really losing patience.
[Bb] We've just got one scene left.
[F] We're doing the dancing [C] next.
I need to tell you something.
[G] I'm extremely constipated right now.
Ew.
You want some prune [Bb] juice, nigga? _
[F] Thinking that anybody would ever do.
[C] There was no time to rehearse [Dm] it.
I'm leaving [Bb] soon.
The [F] stripper looks sick.
I think he's about to puke.
[C] I can't take this.
Awful dancing.
[Dm] I need a [Bb] men's room.
I'm so [F] fed up with this.
Hey Justin Bieber, I'm so glad you're here.
Um, [Bb] yeah?
I'm producing [F] a new movie.
You'd be the perfect star, dude.
It's a remake of Forrest Gump.
Star with the blue flag.
Great!
[N] Just sign right here on the dotted line.
Awesome, I've always wanted to be a movie star.
I bet you have.
Okay boys, Justin here is playing Forrest Gump in the remake.
Let's get his legs ready.
Swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag.
Swag Bieber rocks!
Yo guys, thanks for watching my I Really Like You parody.
If you want to see the rest of my parodies, click this box right over here.
Or click the link down below in the description box.
Boom!
Huge, massive, gigantic, monster cock thanks to all the social media stars in this video.
Every single one of them.
Their faces are all over here.
Click them.
Subscribe to all of their channels or else I'm never going to make a parody ever again.
Don't forget to download the original song.
The link is down below.
Support Carly Rae Jepsen.
[Bb] Let's do it y'all.
Let's make that thing [F] a nipple smasher.
You can get this song on iTunes by clicking the [D] link right above my head or the link down below as well.
Do it right now [Bb] or else you're going to smell like a fish pellet.
So the [F] winner of that guitar from last video's Instagram [Cm] username is right here.
Congratulations.
[F] This time we are giving away this coat that I wore the entire [Cm] video.
And all you've got to do for your chance to win is follow me on [Fm] Instagram.
Do it, do it, do it.
When I'll be announcing the end of my next parody you're going to want this coat.
Guys, if you are not following me on Vine, I suggest you do it right now because I'm [Ebm] uploading content on there every [N] day almost.
So in between parodies, get your fill of me on Vine.
And I don't mean that sexually because only sometimes do I show my ding ding.
If you guys got [F] an idea of what I should do for my next video, send me a Snapchat.
Real Bar Baker.
If I like your suggestion, I will announce your name at the end of my next parody.
But it's got to be a Snapchat so send me a Snapchat.
What's your suggestion?
Real Bar Baker.
That's my name.
I'm the real [Eb] deal.
I'm the real deal.
I'm the real deal.
I'm the real deal.
[Fm] I'm the real deal.
Until next time guys, let me leave you with this little word of advice.
If you're ever having toilet trouble, just drink your prune juice on the double because then you can make brown real quick.
And by that I mean [C] lickety split.