Chords for Taylor Swift - "Style" PARODY

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[Bm] At last, _ I found a man who [G] will lead me fast, _ _ _ _ _
[Bm] great as, _ _ and when I drone on he [G] doesn't talk
back _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] in the bedroom.
He lets me do all the things that [G] I like to do when we screw. _ _
[Em] And even though the song's title [Gbm] is style, it's not at all about [G] Harry Styles, you can
see I'm over that guy.
This [D] girl is a boring piece of shit, [A] I don't [G] know why anyone would even want to watch it.
[A] It's just [D] a lame ripoff of two detectives' credits.
[A] Makes me [G] feel bad for school thesis, it's so fucking pretentious.
I [D] went way over _ budget on Bladespace, I [G] destroyed a vintage sports car, it was such a waste.
[A] That's why [Bm] this bit is just crap projected on my face.
[A] And these [G] pieces of broken glass, these pieces of broken [A] glass.
[Bm] I'm so cool, _ _ by now everyone [G] in the world knows, _ _ _ _ _
[Bm] but I don't.
_ _ Act all crazy [G] in this video, _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] I'll play this girl.
And even though I'm the devil, [G] I'll fool the world, I'll fool the world. _
_ [Em] This song sounds like the [Gbm] soundtrack of Draft, with it's cheesy 8 [G]-D synth vibe, and that
annoying funk guitar [N] line.
I'm [D] going to use a satanic ritual to [G] bring you to life, so you're not just a big doll.
You'll [D] be my little boy, and you'll always be styled.
We [G] work with your Harry Styles, we'll skin and kill Harry Styles.
We're [D] here to stop you, hear, love you, who are sick.
This [G] is the man that you write about me, you bitch.
You [Bm] can't be.
Oh yes we can, boys, unzip your [Dm] pants.
Let's use our [G] manufacturing power for generating energy. _ _
[N] Looks _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ like our work here is done, lads.
[G] Hey, that mannequin would be a great replacement for Zane.
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By golly, you're [N] right.
He's hot, and he's got no braces, _ but_
Look at the [Bb] man, man.
Come on.
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[Ab] _ _ [Bb] _ [Cm] Where [Ab] the hell is that mannequin that crazy bitch stole from me? _ _ _
[G] This'll work.
Yeah.
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_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ Click the link down below.
Do it [Bm] right now.
Special thanks to Jack, Alex, and Roland for [B] being in this video.
Click their faces [G] right over here to check out their channels.
Don't forget to get the original song on iTunes.
The link [D] is down [Bm] below.
Don't be a jerk.
Also, you can get this song on iTunes.
Click the link right above my head, [G] or the link down below as well.
It's going to be the best song of summer 2040.
It's a long time.
[Bm] I hope it lasts that long.
By the way, if you did not know, you can now watch my videos five days [G] early.
Early access before anyone else.
All you got to do is [Bm] sign up down below.
The link is there.
Vessel.com slash [E] Bart [Bm] Baker.
So the winner of that jean jacket [G] from last video's Snapchat username is right here.
Congratulations, you little Snapchat bastard.
[Em] This time, we are giving away [Gbm] this hat that Harry Styles wore [G] in the video.
And guess what?
[Em]
It smells like the real [D] Harry.
No!
All you got to do to win is follow me on Snapchat, RealBartBaker,
and you could [G] be the next big Harry Styles boy.
Until next time, guys.
I got to get out of here.
I [D] got to pour an entire bottle of Merlot on my body and roast myself in the oven
for the [A] upcoming [G] election ceremonies of 2024.
Who's excited?
Throw your hands in the air.
The future is [D] here.
And I'm out.
I'm going to beam myself out with my new Cyber Gold Watch made by [G] Obama's Gold Watch Company. _