Chords for Adele - "Hello" PARODY

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_ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [Db] _
_ _ _ _ [Fm] _ Hello, [Ab] _
_ _ _ [Eb] help me [Db] _
_ I [Fm] have no [Ab] service I shouldn't [Eb] have
Switched to AT [Db] _
&T I [Fm] cannot _ [Ab] _
_ even _ [Eb] tweet
_ [Fm] _
My _ entire world [Ab]
is crashing _ down [Eb] I feel like [Db] I'm _ dying
_ [Fm] Hello, _ [Ab] _
_ _ can [Eb] you hear me?
[Db] _
_ _ _ [Fm] Adele, calm down, [Ab] use the landline
You [Eb] are such a [Db] drama queen No, I [Fm] cancelled _ [Ab] that _ _ _ [Eb] last week
[Db] _
_ _ _ [Fm] I'm having a [Ab]
panic attack Just [Eb] try outside, [Db] stop crying
_ This [Fm] entire song [Eb]
is _ _ [Cm] one _ [Db] giant _ _ first [Fm] world _ _ [Eb]
problem
I'm [Db] wrapped _ _ I _
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_ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ _ [Fm] still have [Db]
zero _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ [Db] _
_ _ vibers
[Ab] Crumbling before [Eb] my eyes Wait, I'm [Fm] _ _ _ [Db] _
not gay
[Ab] And connect with [Eb]
wifi _ _ _ [Fm] Oh no, [Db] I'm locked
_ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ [Fm] I can't fuck [Db] in _ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ [Db] _
Doors, _ [Ab] let me back in [Eb] the home
It's 50 [Fm] dollars _ _ [Db] _
_ _ _ [Ab] How is this my [Eb] safe phone?
I'm so [Fm] poor _ [Ab] _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [Db] _
_ _ _ [Fm] Thank God, [Ab] _
_ _ a [Eb] payphone
_ [Abm] _
_ _ In the [Fm] middle [Ab] of the woods Makes [Eb] perfect sense, [Db] normal totally
_ [Fm] Come on, _
[Ab] _ _ pick [Bb] it up _ [Ab] _
_ I can't believe I'm locked out of the house
[Eb] And you're not [Db]
answering It's been [Fm] an hour
[Eb] _
_ _ Since [C] my _ [Db] last tweet _ My [Fm] fans must [Eb] think _ [Db] I'm dead _ _ _
_ _ _ [Fm] Help me, I [Db] cannot get on _ [Ab] _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ [Fm] If I do [Db] not say
_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ [Eb] _
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_ _ They [Ab] will forget [Eb] about me Wait, hold [Fm] up
_ _ [Db] _
_ _ _ _ [Ab] _ I [Eb] can't _ tweet _ [Fm] _ Hello, [Db] I'm still
_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ [Fm] I have bad [Db] service This _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ [Db] _
_ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Eb] is bad
_ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ [Db] _
_ It's this, [Ab] it shambles it [Eb] so _ _ _ _ [Fm] It's the [Db] worst day of my
_ [Ab] _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ [Fm] And now my [Db]
fucking phone just [Ab] died _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ _ [Fm] _ Gone [Db] _
wrong
_ [Ab] World's falling [Eb] _
apart I'm the end
[Fm] _ _ _ [Db] _
_ _ _ [Ab] Shot this knife in [Eb] my heart Of my [Fm] _ world
[Ab] _
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[Eb] _ _ _ _ _ [Fm] Don't forget to get the [Db] original song on iTunes, the [Ab] link is in the description [Eb] box.
Also, you can get this song on [Fm] iTunes, the link is above my [Db] head or in the description
box as [Ab] well.
Don't forget I [Eb] am giving away a glider, aka [Fm] a hoverboard, to [Db] one lucky person who follows
me on [Ab] Facebook, the link is down [Eb] below.
Go do it right now so you can win one [Fm] of those bad boys.
[Db] _ So the winner of that Ariana [Fm] Grande outfit from [Eb] last video's Instagram username [Fm] is right here.
[Db] Congratulations!
_ This time we [Ab] are giving away this [Eb] plaid coat that I wore the entire [Fm] video.
[Db] All you gotta do for your chance to win is [Ab] follow me on Instagram, [Eb] at Barb Baker.
Wow, wow, [Fm] wow, wow, wow, [Db] wow, wow, wow.
[Ab] As you can see, [Eb] wow.
Hail up.
[Fm] That means goodbye in [Abm] French.
Until next time guys, happy [Eb] holidays.
I hope you enjoyed [Db] that turkey.
I gotta go [Fm] shower and get all the turkey [Abm] juices off my body.
We have a very [Eb] weird ritual at our [Abm] Thanksgiving table.
You don't wanna know about it.
[Fm] Peace.
[N] _ _