Chords for Sia - "Elastic Heart" PARODY

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_ _ _ [D] _ _ Mommy, [F#m] please, I don't want to do this, this guy's [E]-
I don't give a damn, now start [D] dancing and make me hurt, I'll go pee. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [E] Revenge of what you've been [F#m] through,
No peace for grapefruit [D] when it's gone.
Your lover doesn't [A] have a chance,
[E] He looks like a half [F#m]-naked dirty bomb.
And [D] this little blonde girl is such [A] a freak,
_ _ [E] With such an odd and [F#m] perverse date.
The whole thing is just a mythic [N]
cage,
Looting this butterfly _ valet.
Hey creep, get away.
Shia, oh she is perfect.
She's already got a mask, covering her face and everything.
_ _ Gotta go bail her out of jail.
In a world _ where hurtful bullying is running wild,
[D] _ Hey, what kind of name is Shia anyway, huh?
Transformers movies suck.
_ [C]
Humanity's last hope may just be,
_ Leave that plagiarizing douchebag alone.
Just who the hell are you?
Freak?
Yeah, freak.
A pretentious Australian singer-songwriter,
Thick-skinned elastic heart [G] power, activate.
Whatever you [F#] say, [C] bounces off me and sticks to you.
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_ _ What [Cm] up [Fm] freaks?
You meanie.
[D#] Yeah, let's get [E] out of here.
This summer from Stan [F#] Lee,
_ You saved my life. _ _
[G#] _ _ _ _ [G#m] _ _ _
Buckle up for the [B] worst superhero movie ever to hit [F#] the big screen.
[G#] _ Shia, [G#m] Shia, leave me [C#] off.
[D] And Kanye West is the evil bully [Dm] overlord.
I ain't gonna stop till I bully and bash [A#] every single artist who isn't Beyonce.
[D] And my next target is Shia. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] Why do you always wear that mask anyway?
_ Oh, what were you hitting the face with, a [D] chandelier?
Oh, what the hell?
I thought you had thick skin.
Not as thick as your skull, asswipe. _ _ _ _
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_ Huge thanks to Stan Lee for making a cameo in this video.
You gotta check out his channel.
It's called World of Heroes.
It's right up here.
Click his face.
You're not gonna wanna miss it.
Don't forget to get the original song on iTunes.
The link is down below.
You can get this song on iTunes by clicking the link right above my head
or the link in the description box as well.
Go do that.
Click it so hard, your fingernail will blow into a semen rag.
So the winner of that hat from last video's [F#] Instagram username is right here.
[D] Congratulations!
This time we are giving away something extra [F#m] sweet.
These headphones.
[E] Not only are they headphones, you push [F#m] a button
and they turn into a [D] boom box so you can get the party [A] started.
Also, there's a built-in mic so you can [E] talk on the phone.
How sweet is that?
[F#m] All you gotta do for your chance to win,
follow me on Instagram, at Bart Baker.
[E] Winner will be announced at the end of my next parody.
If you have not gotten my new game, it's called Social Jumpers.
You jump around, [Bm] you can play as me, you can [C#m] buy outfits,
you can do all kinds of cool things.
The link is down below.
It's [E] free.
100% [F#m] free and all you gotta do is click the link.
_ Until next [D] time, guys.
Happy Valentine's [C#m] Day weekend.
Thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump.
Love is in the [F#m] air.
I hope you have fun.
If you don't have a significant other,
then just [C#m] be like Sia.
Grab your thick elastic heart
and then your thick old skin and wrap it up into an [D] intertwined heart
and then bang it [A] against your jumper.
Let it flow. _