Chords for Eddie Harris That's Why You're Overweight.wmv

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I'm going to be doing a little [G] bit of a walkthrough.
[Eb] _ _ [Bb] So [C] if you want to do a little bit of a walkthrough,
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[Cm] _ _ [G] I'll be doing a little bit of a walkthrough.
And I'm going to be doing a little bit of a [C] walkthrough. _
[C] _ _ And I'm going to be doing a little bit of [Gm] a _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Gm] walkthrough.
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if you [F] want to do a little bit of a walkthrough,
_ _ Lord [Gm] have mercy.
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I [F] had three donuts [C] and two cups of coffee,
but that didn't stop my [G] appetite.
[Gm] _ _ [Dm] I'd only [C] eaten a box of cookies very late last night.
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_ [F] I had [C] ten pancakes, plenty of syrup and butter,
two slices [Gm] of ham,
_ [F] three eggs, [C] home fries, and four biscuits,
all smothered in [Gm] jam.
Two [F] glasses of milk [C] and a cheesecake,
[C] I thought I didn't want any more.
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I just [Dm] had to buy twelve [C] of those mints in that bowl by the door.
[Gm] That's why, _ [C] _ _ [Eb] _ _
that [D] is why, love is all [G] the way.
I [Em] wish I had some brains [Am] and grits.
No, I'm just joking.
_ [D] _ That [Bb] is why, _ [C] _ _ [Eb] _ _
that [Dm] is why, [G] love is all the way.
_ [Em] _ Certainly would like to [Am] have tasted some of that coffee cake over there.
It sure looked good.
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_ _ _ [C] Lord [Gm] have mercy.
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Now [F] it's lunchtime, [C] _ _
and I believe I'll eat again.
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_ [F] I'm not going to eat as much [C] as I did for breakfast,
because I want to get thin.
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Let [F] me have a bowl of [C] chili con carne
and two corned beefs on rye,
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a [F] large order of french [C] fries,
a malt, and a slice of banana cream [G] pie.
_ [Dm] Two candy [C] bars, one soda for my late afternoon snack,
[Gm] and _ [F] two bags of [C] potato chips,
so I won't have to come back.
[Bb] That is why, _ [C] _ _ [Em] _ _
[Eb] _ [G] that is why, love is all the way.
_ [E] I should have gotten two [Am] cheeseburgers with everything on them.
Lord have mercy.
[Bb] That is why, [C] that is _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ [Dm] _ why, love is [G] all the way.
[E] I'm going to go back to eating a bag of peanuts for my [Am] snack.
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_ _ [F] _ [C] Oh, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord. [Gm] Have mercy.
That is why, that is [C] why, love is all the way. _
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[F] While waiting for my [C] dinner, _ I had four shots of alcohol,
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_ a chef's salad with [C] lots of dressing and crackers,
but not much meat at all.
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I [C] had a steak, candy jams, rice, lemonade, macaroni and cheese,
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_ _ [F] cornbread, [C] banana pudding, and a side order of black-eyed peas.
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I _ stopped at the [C] grocery store.
I'm going to load up my refrigerator. _ _
[Bb] _ I'm going to sit down [C] and watch television,
and I'll have something to eat later.
[Bb] That is why, [C] _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ [G] that is why, love is all the way.
[Em] I sure will be glad when that pizza is ready.
[Am] _ _ _ [A] _ [Bb] That is why, _ [C] _ _ _ _
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_ [Em] I can't seem to find anything else in [Am] this refrigerator to suit me.
I got it.
[Bb] That is why, _ [C] _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ [Dm] _ _ [G] love is all the way.
No, what you [Em] talking about?
I'm going to [Am] smorgasbord tomorrow and the next day and the day after.
That [Bb] is why, [C] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
[Gm] that is why, love is all the [G] way.
You better stop [E] signifying with me, talking about [Am] I'm overweight,
because I eat what I want to eat.
It tastes good to me.
That is [Bb] why, _ [C] _ _ _ [Bb] _
that [D] is why, love is all the way.
Lord, [Gm] have mercy.
It's good.
All [Em] that food is good.
I wish I had some [Am] more to eat.
You're always talking about overweight.
Everybody is talking about that.
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_ [B] Who ever said skinny [Eb] people were healthy?
Anyway, that's what I thought.
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_ [E] You got to eat to live.
[Am] Anything you eat, you're going to get fat.
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