Chords for Einar Rose Karl Johan og jeg

_ _ [F] _ _ _ Here's the news to [C] Mr.
Call-Johan
We're going to get some air [F] on our slits
_ Just [D] over the street there's a [Gm] dollar bill
[A] Tomorrow he's going to get [C] another one as a saga-flute
[Fm] Call-Johan [Gm] was the driver, pulled the [C] clutch down
And people were running around the street [F] like crazy
_ [Bb] And before [Gm] his own ring, [F] the train took a turn
[G] He called Johan and I, we didn't understand _ [Gm]
a thing
[F] For I didn't understand [Gm] him, Call-Johan didn't understand [G] him
Don't you think, dear friend, that the train has turned [C] on itself?
[F] But I've never been in a car [Gm] before, Call-Johan has never been in a car before
[C] You don't know everyone [F] who's been a driver before
It was [Gm] a sound [F] of a man's car
It [G] went like ears of a fly, and then he [C] understood
[F] For I couldn't stop [Gm] the train, Call-Johan couldn't stop [C] the train
The wind [F] was blowing, Call-Johan and I
We landed [C] in the bank's office
_ I was lying flat, [F] sitting on a gas pedal
He [D] called out on the radio [Gm] like a madman
[G] And far down the street he heard a sound [C] of a pot
[F] In Bjerkelund we heard [C] a sound of a bell
In the air, a ribbon [F] and a hat were flying _
In the [Gm] tops of Bjerk, [F] Mangban and [G] Mellomverk
On the radiator, a old [C]
coffin was flying
[F] But I hadn't seen anything, [Gm] dear friend, Call-Johan hadn't seen anything
[C] He didn't understand, [G] because we heard [C] some noise
[F] But I hadn't asked for [Gm] a scream, Call-Johan hadn't asked for a [C] scream
It was some kind of sound that [F] we found on _ [Gm] ourselves
The landlord in [F] Lier, he stood like this
[G] He ran a few times, [C] and disappeared like a ghost
[F] And I've never seen it [Gm] again, Call-Johan has never seen it again
[C] Then a jagger got a lift, [F] he said, Call-Johan to me
At 19 we drove [C] through the airfield
And the police chief looked [F] like a goat
He hit [D] the police officer, he [Gm] wheezed like a dog
_ [G] And in front of the motocross [C] he hung the label
[Fm] We [G] told him, the police officer, don't be mad
Now you have something to learn [F] over there on the radio
[Bb] Then [Gm] a police officer came [F] and took me and Call-Johan
[G] And at number 19 it was the [C] biggest and most
Because [F]
I hadn't drunk [Gm] anything, Call-Johan hadn't drunk [C] anything
But thanks to that, Call-Johan, [G] you smell [C] like pigs
[F] But I've never smelled [Gm] good, Call-Johan has never smelled good
But _ _ [F] I've now understood what it has to do
[Bb] Of course, [Gm] Call-Johan [F] told the police officer
[G] That we should [C] have hijacked these guys long ago
[F] But Call-Johan didn't get hijacked, [Gm] and Johan didn't get hijacked
[C] Because while we're driving 80, [F] the [C] police has to drive [F]
before
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