Chords for Elton John Oven Manual Song

I think Richard E.
Grant has a question for me.
I do.
I've heard that you write your songs very, very quickly.
And I brought some words along and hope that you can [A#m] put some music to it.
[Em] Would you do that?
What is it? _
Well, it's [N] from_
it's the cooking_
the instructions from my oven. _ _ _ _ _
Would you do that?
Serious, yeah?
Yeah. _ _ _ _ _
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Conventional oven [A] thermostat.
[C] It's your brother's song, isn't it?
_ [G] _ _ You and your new oven are capable of great things
But remember, no two ovens are the [Am] same
[G] _ [C] You're often jumping at the deep [G] end with your brand new oven
[A] Don't forget it may differ in its cooking [D] characteristics to your previous [G] model
We strongly recommend you take time [A] to read this leaflet
[D] Fully from [F#] cover to [E] cover
_ Get to _ [Dm] know_
Get to know_
minor key, because it's a bad oven.
You get to know all there is to know about [G] your new [C] oven
Before [F] you begin preparing your_
preparing your_
God, this is ridiculous.
[G] Your own mouth [C]-watering meals.
I'll have to do that one again.
We [F] strongly recommend you take time [C] to read this leaflet
[G] Fully from cover to [C]
cover
_ _ [F] Get to know all [C] there is to know about your new oven
Before [D] you begin preparing your mouth [G]-watering meals
[G] _ It [F] may seem like a chore _
[D] But it'll pay off in the long run
[G] So [C] let's begin our TV [A] dinner
[D] In your new [G] _ [C] bloody oven
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