Chords for Eminem - Bagpipes from Baghdad lyrics [HD]

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Oh man, how can I describe the way I feel?
_ Smoking great man, right? _
Okay, let me see.
_ How can I be seen?
_ Rockin' Mariah's wine [C] cellar, all I had for lunch was red wine, more bread, wine and cap and crunch, red wine for breakfast and for brunch.
And I soak it up and in between snack crackers to munch.
Mariah, what's ever happened to us?
Why did we have to break up?
All I asked for was a glass of punch.
You see, I never really asked for much.
I can't imagine what's going through your mind after such a nasty break up with that laughing hunk, Luis Miguel.
Lick cannon, but the back the fuck [Cm] up.
I'm not playing, I want the back ya punk.
This is hello kitty bedspread, sass and funk.
Mix with Egyptian with a little rap and punk.
Zappin', Eric Clapton, chaffering, tapper, croaking.
Yeah baby, I want another cracker shot.
You can beat me with any stats, hella that's your what.
I mean, I really want your badge, ya cunt.
Nick, you had your fun.
I've come to kick you when you sack a junk.
Man, I could use a fresh batch of blunts.
So prepare your vernacular for Dracula, act your part.
Bagpipes from Baghdad.
When will it ever cease?
For Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least.
Bagpipes from Baghdad.
Keep moving through my mind, half the time behind rhyme, we'll be with you right now.
Bagpipes from Baghdad.
Somebody turn the fake and design off, cause I'm gone, blowing through my mind.
Bagpipes from Baghdad.
I [F] run the streets and [G] act like a madman, holding a [Cm] glass.
You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture.
I'm the miracle whip, trickster, my signature.
Sounds when the tube of lipstick's around.
I'm bound to put it on in an instant.
Wow man, what an enclamber, what an assortment of farmer.
Suitacles is beautiful, build us to my palmer.
Cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle.
Never knew I could remind me so much of my mama.
I cut you like gum, I'm gonna put your knife on you.
The size of a sword, boy, I'm like the fucking Red Sonja.
Get it stuck in your corn, you're nice knowing you're norm.
And you're so fucking annoying, drop the shovel boy.
You don't know what the fuck you're doing, I ain't playing no fucking war.
Nick Cannon, you prick, I wish you luck with the fucking war.
Every minute there's a sucker born.
Snuck a ball in Malachi, made the motherfucker suck on a shrug of corn.
Shrug of, shrug of corn, shrug of corn.
Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and told him it's fucking on.
Man, what the fuck are you doing?
You're running over [G] the snow blower with the lawnmower.
[Gm] Blow on your [Cm] bagpipes from Baghdad.
Bagpipes from Baghdad.
When will it ever cease?
When Pete says he's [Gm] crazy to send a niece?
[Cm] Bagpipes from Baghdad.
What's going through my mind?
Half the time I've been [Gm] crying while blowing [Cm] up my bagpipes.
Bagpipes from Baghdad.
Some aunties on the vacancy sign on, cause I'm gone, blowing up my bagpipes.
Bagpipes from Baghdad.
I run the [G] streets and act like a _
[C] madman.
In the bed with two brain dead lesbians, vegetables.
I bet you they become heterosexual.
Nothing will stop me from molesting you.
Titty fucking you to your breast.
Nipple flask tickles my testicles is what they said to the two conjoined twins.
How's it going, girlfriends?
You need a boyfriend?
You need some ointment?
Just set up an appointment.
We're gonna see the doctor first.
We'll do a coin flip.
I just got my one year sobriety coin chip.
When the bad get going, how bad does the going get?
[Cm] Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with each other,
especially when you're joined at the hip.
I'm going to get the needle and thread from the sewing kit
in an attempt to separate them and stitch them back at the loin shit.
Lure the little boy with the chocolate chips, a Hoyt chip.
Cookie, look, he even took me a Polaroid.
Bagpipes from Baghdad.
When will it ever cease?
For Pete's sake, these prayers need to say the least.
Bagpipes from Baghdad.
What's going through my mind?
Half the time we [Gm] not rhyme while blowing up [Cm] my bagpipes.
Bagpipes from Baghdad.
Some aunties on the vacancy sign off,
cause I'm gone [D] blowing up my bagpipes.
Bagpipes from Baghdad.
I run the streets [G] and act like _ _
[Cm] _ _ Baghdad.
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_ _ Shimmie, [Fm] _ _ _ _
[C] _ shimmie, shimmie.
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