Cold Wind Blows Chords by Eminem
Tempo:
84.45 bpm
Chords used:
B
Eb
Bb
F
Ab
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Cause some things just don't change, it's better [Gb] when they stay the same
Though the whole world [Fm] knows your name, some will not
Biggest days, they came to [Bb] see you spit your game
The world [Ebm] shouldn't be difficult to explain
Just why you [Gb] came back again, you hate the fame
Love the [Fm] game, cold as ice, here in Maine
Fuck [Bb] em all, tell em all, eat shit, here we go [B] again
[Abm] [F] [Ebm]
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[B] [Bb] [Ab] [F] [Eb]
[B] Doomdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdah
I've never [Ab] seen such a sick puppy, [Eb] fuck it, I'm sick, yo
I want my duck sick, mami
[B] And my nut [Bb] slick, gobble [Abm] them up, [F] trick
Yummy [Eb] bitch, you don't fuckin' think I know that you suck, dick
Yummy, you [B] get your butt kicked, fuck [Bb] all that love shit, honey
[Eb] Yeah, I laugh when I call you a slut, it's funny
[B] Shorty dance [Bb] while I listen [Ab] to the beat
[F] Fuck the [Eb] words, you don't listen to them anyway
Yeah, it's fuckin' nerve [B] sucka, motherfucker
Might [Ab] as well let my lips buckle like [Eb] Elton John
Cause I'm just a mean cocksucker
This [B] shit is on [Bb] cause you ain't [Ab] pissed me off
[F] Now I'm sitting [Eb] here pissing on
Everybody give a fuck if it's right or [B] wrong
So put the food to [Bb] light up all
But take a [Eb] look at Mariah, next time I ask Pia
You the writer, so [B] come on
Oh, [Abm] oh, [F] oh, oh, [Eb] oh, oh, oh
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Abm] When it snows and it's 20 [Eb] feet low
Ask me why, man, I just [B] don't [Bb] know
[Ab] No, no, no, [Gb] no, no, [Eb] no, no
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Bb] Blows, blows, [Eb] blows, blows, blows
Fuck [B] it, I'm a loose [Bb] cannon
Bruce Banner's [F] back in the booth, [Ebm] y'all are sitting ducks
I'm the only goose standing
I [F] set the world on fire, [Gb] piss on it, put it out
[Eb] Stick my dick in the circle, but I'm not fucking around
[B] Motherfucker, I [Bb] saw your pussy flitting
I [F] kick a bitch in [Ebm] the cunt till it makes a creep
And sounds like I'm fucking whoopee [B] cushion
Who the fuck is you [Bb] pushing?
You must've mistook me [Eb] for some sissy star
Fuck [Ebm] looking for some nookie or [Bm] boosom
Go ahead, [Bb] fucking hater, [Ab] push me
I [F] told you ain't no [Eb] fucking way to shush me
Call me a faggot cause I hate a [B] pussy
Man the fuck up, [Ab] sissy, cheese up
All you [Eb] gardeners, freeze up, put your home down
Say to ease [B] up, [Bb] man, chill
Nah, [Ab] I can't, [F] goddammit, [Eb] rap is a landfill
Drop the anvil, these are shoes [B] that you can't fill
Since [Bb] the day that happens, the world has [Eb] stopped spinning
And Michael J.
Fox will come to a [B] standstill
[Bbm] You're in an [Abm] earthquake, urine [F] in your [Ebm] face cause you're fake
Ah, what the fuck, that hurt [Abm] way
Ah, what the fuck, I just got struck
[Eb] By lightning, alright, [Ebm] then I quit
Gotta give [Abm] up, call it evil, they can't do
Lord, [Fm] forgive me for what my pen [Eb] do
This is for your sins, I cleanse [B] you
You can repent, but I [Ab] warn you
If you continue, [Eb] to hell I send you
And just then the wind blew [B] and I said
[Bbm] Oh, [Abm] oh, oh, [Gb] oh, [Eb] oh, oh, oh
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Abm] When it snows and it's twenty [Eb] feet low
Ask me why, man, I just [B] don't [Bb] know
No, [Abm] no, no, no, [Fm] no, [Eb] no, no
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Bbm] Blows, [Eb] blows, blows, blows
Oh, oh, oh, oh, [B] oh, oh, oh
How long [Bb] will I be this [Abm] way?
Say [F] it to my [Ebm] dying day
Till I hang up the mic and it's time for me to [B] say
So [Bb] long, till then I'll drop the fucking arms
[Ebm] Like I missed the pass when I went home
If you don't like it, [B] you can kiss my [Bb] ass in a [Abm] lint thong
Now [F] sing along, [Ebm] smut this, smut that
Learn the words of the song, oh, [B] bitches don't like that
Homie, [F] I'll be nicer to women
When [Ebm] not one man grounds and the human torch starts
When in men [B] I'm a [Bb] cold soul, a [Ab] roast, a low [F] soul
[Eb] Don't compare me to the motherfuckers over there
[B] It's like apples to oranges, [Ab] peaches to plums, yeah
[Eb] I'm bananas, pussy, cut off the grapes and grow a pear
[B] But I swear, if [Bbm] you try to diss [Ab] me, I'll slaughter [F] you
I put [Eb] that on everything, like everyone does, we're all a tomb
[B] The last thing you [Bb] wanna do is have me spit [Eb] out a rhyme
And say I was right in this and I thought of [B] you, so
[Bb] Oh, [Abm] oh, [F] oh, oh, [Eb] oh, oh
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Abm] When it snows and it's 20 [Eb] feet low
Ask me why, man, I just [B] don't [Bb] know
[Ab] No, no, no, no, [Eb] no, no, no
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Bb] Blows, blows, blows, [Eb] blows, blows
Oh, oh, oh, oh, [B] oh
[Bb] I don't know, [Ab] I don't [B] know what [Eb] caused
I don't know what caused me to be this [B] way
[Bb] I don't know, I don't know what [Eb] I
Probably did this way to my daddy, [B] babe
[Bb] I don't know why [Gb] I'm [Eb] so
I'm so cold, he ain't got nothing to [B] say
How [Bb] you, this [Ebm] year, [Gb] how you
Though the whole world [Fm] knows your name, some will not
Biggest days, they came to [Bb] see you spit your game
The world [Ebm] shouldn't be difficult to explain
Just why you [Gb] came back again, you hate the fame
Love the [Fm] game, cold as ice, here in Maine
Fuck [Bb] em all, tell em all, eat shit, here we go [B] again
[Abm] [F] [Ebm]
[B] [Ebm]
[B] [Ab] [Eb]
[B] [Bb] [Eb]
[B] [Bb] [Ab] [F] [Eb]
[B] Doomdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdah
I've never [Ab] seen such a sick puppy, [Eb] fuck it, I'm sick, yo
I want my duck sick, mami
[B] And my nut [Bb] slick, gobble [Abm] them up, [F] trick
Yummy [Eb] bitch, you don't fuckin' think I know that you suck, dick
Yummy, you [B] get your butt kicked, fuck [Bb] all that love shit, honey
[Eb] Yeah, I laugh when I call you a slut, it's funny
[B] Shorty dance [Bb] while I listen [Ab] to the beat
[F] Fuck the [Eb] words, you don't listen to them anyway
Yeah, it's fuckin' nerve [B] sucka, motherfucker
Might [Ab] as well let my lips buckle like [Eb] Elton John
Cause I'm just a mean cocksucker
This [B] shit is on [Bb] cause you ain't [Ab] pissed me off
[F] Now I'm sitting [Eb] here pissing on
Everybody give a fuck if it's right or [B] wrong
So put the food to [Bb] light up all
But take a [Eb] look at Mariah, next time I ask Pia
You the writer, so [B] come on
Oh, [Abm] oh, [F] oh, oh, [Eb] oh, oh, oh
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Abm] When it snows and it's 20 [Eb] feet low
Ask me why, man, I just [B] don't [Bb] know
[Ab] No, no, no, [Gb] no, no, [Eb] no, no
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Bb] Blows, blows, [Eb] blows, blows, blows
Fuck [B] it, I'm a loose [Bb] cannon
Bruce Banner's [F] back in the booth, [Ebm] y'all are sitting ducks
I'm the only goose standing
I [F] set the world on fire, [Gb] piss on it, put it out
[Eb] Stick my dick in the circle, but I'm not fucking around
[B] Motherfucker, I [Bb] saw your pussy flitting
I [F] kick a bitch in [Ebm] the cunt till it makes a creep
And sounds like I'm fucking whoopee [B] cushion
Who the fuck is you [Bb] pushing?
You must've mistook me [Eb] for some sissy star
Fuck [Ebm] looking for some nookie or [Bm] boosom
Go ahead, [Bb] fucking hater, [Ab] push me
I [F] told you ain't no [Eb] fucking way to shush me
Call me a faggot cause I hate a [B] pussy
Man the fuck up, [Ab] sissy, cheese up
All you [Eb] gardeners, freeze up, put your home down
Say to ease [B] up, [Bb] man, chill
Nah, [Ab] I can't, [F] goddammit, [Eb] rap is a landfill
Drop the anvil, these are shoes [B] that you can't fill
Since [Bb] the day that happens, the world has [Eb] stopped spinning
And Michael J.
Fox will come to a [B] standstill
[Bbm] You're in an [Abm] earthquake, urine [F] in your [Ebm] face cause you're fake
Ah, what the fuck, that hurt [Abm] way
Ah, what the fuck, I just got struck
[Eb] By lightning, alright, [Ebm] then I quit
Gotta give [Abm] up, call it evil, they can't do
Lord, [Fm] forgive me for what my pen [Eb] do
This is for your sins, I cleanse [B] you
You can repent, but I [Ab] warn you
If you continue, [Eb] to hell I send you
And just then the wind blew [B] and I said
[Bbm] Oh, [Abm] oh, oh, [Gb] oh, [Eb] oh, oh, oh
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Abm] When it snows and it's twenty [Eb] feet low
Ask me why, man, I just [B] don't [Bb] know
No, [Abm] no, no, no, [Fm] no, [Eb] no, no
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Bbm] Blows, [Eb] blows, blows, blows
Oh, oh, oh, oh, [B] oh, oh, oh
How long [Bb] will I be this [Abm] way?
Say [F] it to my [Ebm] dying day
Till I hang up the mic and it's time for me to [B] say
So [Bb] long, till then I'll drop the fucking arms
[Ebm] Like I missed the pass when I went home
If you don't like it, [B] you can kiss my [Bb] ass in a [Abm] lint thong
Now [F] sing along, [Ebm] smut this, smut that
Learn the words of the song, oh, [B] bitches don't like that
Homie, [F] I'll be nicer to women
When [Ebm] not one man grounds and the human torch starts
When in men [B] I'm a [Bb] cold soul, a [Ab] roast, a low [F] soul
[Eb] Don't compare me to the motherfuckers over there
[B] It's like apples to oranges, [Ab] peaches to plums, yeah
[Eb] I'm bananas, pussy, cut off the grapes and grow a pear
[B] But I swear, if [Bbm] you try to diss [Ab] me, I'll slaughter [F] you
I put [Eb] that on everything, like everyone does, we're all a tomb
[B] The last thing you [Bb] wanna do is have me spit [Eb] out a rhyme
And say I was right in this and I thought of [B] you, so
[Bb] Oh, [Abm] oh, [F] oh, oh, [Eb] oh, oh
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Abm] When it snows and it's 20 [Eb] feet low
Ask me why, man, I just [B] don't [Bb] know
[Ab] No, no, no, no, [Eb] no, no, no
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Bb] Blows, blows, blows, [Eb] blows, blows
Oh, oh, oh, oh, [B] oh
[Bb] I don't know, [Ab] I don't [B] know what [Eb] caused
I don't know what caused me to be this [B] way
[Bb] I don't know, I don't know what [Eb] I
Probably did this way to my daddy, [B] babe
[Bb] I don't know why [Gb] I'm [Eb] so
I'm so cold, he ain't got nothing to [B] say
How [Bb] you, this [Ebm] year, [Gb] how you
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Cause some things just don't change, it's better [Gb] when they stay the same
Though the whole world [Fm] knows your name, some will not
Biggest days, they came to [Bb] see you spit your game
The world [Ebm] shouldn't be difficult to explain
Just why you [Gb] came back again, you hate the fame
Love the [Fm] game, cold as ice, here in Maine
Fuck [Bb] em all, tell em all, eat shit, here we go [B] again _ _
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_ [B] _ [Bb] _ [Ab] _ [F] _ [Eb] _ _ _
_ [B] Doomdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdah
I've never [Ab] seen such a sick puppy, [Eb] fuck it, I'm sick, yo
I want my duck sick, mami
[B] And my nut [Bb] slick, gobble [Abm] them up, [F] trick
Yummy [Eb] bitch, you don't fuckin' think I know that you suck, dick
Yummy, you [B] get your butt kicked, fuck [Bb] all that love shit, honey
[Eb] Yeah, I laugh when I call you a slut, it's funny
[B] Shorty dance [Bb] while I listen [Ab] to the beat
[F] Fuck the [Eb] words, you don't listen to them anyway
Yeah, it's fuckin' nerve [B] sucka, motherfucker
Might [Ab] as well let my lips buckle like [Eb] Elton John
Cause I'm just a mean cocksucker
This [B] shit is on [Bb] cause you ain't [Ab] pissed me off
[F] Now I'm sitting [Eb] here pissing on
Everybody give a fuck if it's right or [B] wrong
So put the food to [Bb] light up all
But take a [Eb] look at Mariah, next time I ask Pia
You the writer, so [B] come on
Oh, [Abm] oh, [F] oh, oh, [Eb] oh, oh, oh
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Abm] When it snows and it's 20 [Eb] feet low
Ask me why, man, I just [B] don't [Bb] know
[Ab] No, no, no, [Gb] no, no, [Eb] no, no
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Bb] Blows, blows, [Eb] blows, blows, blows
Fuck [B] it, I'm a loose [Bb] cannon
Bruce Banner's [F] back in the booth, [Ebm] y'all are sitting ducks
I'm the only goose standing
I [F] set the world on fire, [Gb] piss on it, put it out
[Eb] Stick my dick in the circle, but I'm not fucking around
[B] Motherfucker, I [Bb] saw your pussy flitting
I [F] kick a bitch in [Ebm] the cunt till it makes a creep
And sounds like I'm fucking whoopee [B] cushion
Who the fuck is you [Bb] pushing?
You must've mistook me [Eb] for some sissy star
Fuck [Ebm] looking for some nookie or [Bm] boosom
Go ahead, [Bb] fucking hater, [Ab] push me
I [F] told you ain't no [Eb] fucking way to shush me
Call me a faggot cause I hate a [B] pussy
Man the fuck up, [Ab] sissy, cheese up
All you [Eb] gardeners, freeze up, put your home down
Say to ease [B] up, [Bb] man, chill
Nah, [Ab] I can't, [F] goddammit, [Eb] rap is a landfill
Drop the anvil, these are shoes [B] that you can't fill
Since [Bb] the day that happens, the world has [Eb] stopped spinning
And Michael J.
Fox will come to a [B] standstill
[Bbm] You're in an [Abm] earthquake, urine [F] in your [Ebm] face cause you're fake
Ah, what the fuck, that hurt [Abm] way
Ah, what the fuck, I just got struck
[Eb] By lightning, alright, [Ebm] then I quit
Gotta give [Abm] up, call it evil, they can't do
Lord, [Fm] forgive me for what my pen [Eb] do
This is for your sins, I cleanse [B] you
You can repent, but I [Ab] warn you
If you continue, [Eb] to hell I send you
And just then the wind blew [B] and I said
[Bbm] Oh, [Abm] oh, oh, [Gb] oh, [Eb] oh, oh, oh
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Abm] When it snows and it's twenty [Eb] feet low
Ask me why, man, I just [B] don't [Bb] know
No, [Abm] no, no, no, [Fm] no, [Eb] no, no
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Bbm] Blows, [Eb] blows, blows, blows
Oh, oh, oh, oh, [B] oh, oh, oh
How long [Bb] will I be this [Abm] way?
Say [F] it to my [Ebm] dying day
Till I hang up the mic and it's time for me to [B] say
So [Bb] long, till then I'll drop the fucking arms
[Ebm] Like I missed the pass when I went home
If you don't like it, [B] you can kiss my [Bb] ass in a [Abm] lint thong
Now [F] sing along, [Ebm] smut this, smut that
Learn the words of the song, oh, [B] bitches don't like that
Homie, [F] I'll be nicer to women
When [Ebm] not one man grounds and the human torch starts
When in men [B] I'm a [Bb] cold soul, a [Ab] roast, a low [F] soul
[Eb] Don't compare me to the motherfuckers over there
[B] It's like apples to oranges, [Ab] peaches to plums, yeah
[Eb] I'm bananas, pussy, cut off the grapes and grow a pear
[B] But I swear, if [Bbm] you try to diss [Ab] me, I'll slaughter [F] you
I put [Eb] that on everything, like everyone does, we're all a tomb
[B] The last thing you [Bb] wanna do is have me spit [Eb] out a rhyme
And say I was right in this and I thought of [B] you, so
[Bb] Oh, [Abm] oh, [F] oh, oh, [Eb] oh, oh
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Abm] When it snows and it's 20 [Eb] feet low
Ask me why, man, I just [B] don't [Bb] know
[Ab] No, no, no, no, [Eb] no, no, no
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Bb] Blows, blows, blows, [Eb] blows, blows
Oh, oh, oh, oh, [B] oh
[Bb] I don't know, [Ab] I don't [B] know what [Eb] caused
I don't know what caused me to be this [B] way
[Bb] I don't know, I don't know what [Eb] I
Probably did this way to my daddy, [B] babe
[Bb] I don't know why [Gb] I'm [Eb] so
I'm so cold, he ain't got nothing to [B] say
How [Bb] you, this [Ebm] year, [Gb] how you
Though the whole world [Fm] knows your name, some will not
Biggest days, they came to [Bb] see you spit your game
The world [Ebm] shouldn't be difficult to explain
Just why you [Gb] came back again, you hate the fame
Love the [Fm] game, cold as ice, here in Maine
Fuck [Bb] em all, tell em all, eat shit, here we go [B] again _ _
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I've never [Ab] seen such a sick puppy, [Eb] fuck it, I'm sick, yo
I want my duck sick, mami
[B] And my nut [Bb] slick, gobble [Abm] them up, [F] trick
Yummy [Eb] bitch, you don't fuckin' think I know that you suck, dick
Yummy, you [B] get your butt kicked, fuck [Bb] all that love shit, honey
[Eb] Yeah, I laugh when I call you a slut, it's funny
[B] Shorty dance [Bb] while I listen [Ab] to the beat
[F] Fuck the [Eb] words, you don't listen to them anyway
Yeah, it's fuckin' nerve [B] sucka, motherfucker
Might [Ab] as well let my lips buckle like [Eb] Elton John
Cause I'm just a mean cocksucker
This [B] shit is on [Bb] cause you ain't [Ab] pissed me off
[F] Now I'm sitting [Eb] here pissing on
Everybody give a fuck if it's right or [B] wrong
So put the food to [Bb] light up all
But take a [Eb] look at Mariah, next time I ask Pia
You the writer, so [B] come on
Oh, [Abm] oh, [F] oh, oh, [Eb] oh, oh, oh
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Abm] When it snows and it's 20 [Eb] feet low
Ask me why, man, I just [B] don't [Bb] know
[Ab] No, no, no, [Gb] no, no, [Eb] no, no
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Bb] Blows, blows, [Eb] blows, blows, blows
Fuck [B] it, I'm a loose [Bb] cannon
Bruce Banner's [F] back in the booth, [Ebm] y'all are sitting ducks
I'm the only goose standing
I [F] set the world on fire, [Gb] piss on it, put it out
[Eb] Stick my dick in the circle, but I'm not fucking around
[B] Motherfucker, I [Bb] saw your pussy flitting
I [F] kick a bitch in [Ebm] the cunt till it makes a creep
And sounds like I'm fucking whoopee [B] cushion
Who the fuck is you [Bb] pushing?
You must've mistook me [Eb] for some sissy star
Fuck [Ebm] looking for some nookie or [Bm] boosom
Go ahead, [Bb] fucking hater, [Ab] push me
I [F] told you ain't no [Eb] fucking way to shush me
Call me a faggot cause I hate a [B] pussy
Man the fuck up, [Ab] sissy, cheese up
All you [Eb] gardeners, freeze up, put your home down
Say to ease [B] up, [Bb] man, chill
Nah, [Ab] I can't, [F] goddammit, [Eb] rap is a landfill
Drop the anvil, these are shoes [B] that you can't fill
Since [Bb] the day that happens, the world has [Eb] stopped spinning
And Michael J.
Fox will come to a [B] standstill
[Bbm] You're in an [Abm] earthquake, urine [F] in your [Ebm] face cause you're fake
Ah, what the fuck, that hurt [Abm] way
Ah, what the fuck, I just got struck
[Eb] By lightning, alright, [Ebm] then I quit
Gotta give [Abm] up, call it evil, they can't do
Lord, [Fm] forgive me for what my pen [Eb] do
This is for your sins, I cleanse [B] you
You can repent, but I [Ab] warn you
If you continue, [Eb] to hell I send you
And just then the wind blew [B] and I said
[Bbm] Oh, [Abm] oh, oh, [Gb] oh, [Eb] oh, oh, oh
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Abm] When it snows and it's twenty [Eb] feet low
Ask me why, man, I just [B] don't [Bb] know
No, [Abm] no, no, no, [Fm] no, [Eb] no, no
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Bbm] Blows, [Eb] blows, blows, blows
Oh, oh, oh, oh, [B] oh, oh, oh
How long [Bb] will I be this [Abm] way?
Say [F] it to my [Ebm] dying day
Till I hang up the mic and it's time for me to [B] say
So [Bb] long, till then I'll drop the fucking arms
[Ebm] Like I missed the pass when I went home
If you don't like it, [B] you can kiss my [Bb] ass in a [Abm] lint thong
Now [F] sing along, [Ebm] smut this, smut that
Learn the words of the song, oh, [B] bitches don't like that
Homie, [F] I'll be nicer to women
When [Ebm] not one man grounds and the human torch starts
When in men [B] I'm a [Bb] cold soul, a [Ab] roast, a low [F] soul
[Eb] Don't compare me to the motherfuckers over there
[B] It's like apples to oranges, [Ab] peaches to plums, yeah
[Eb] I'm bananas, pussy, cut off the grapes and grow a pear
[B] But I swear, if [Bbm] you try to diss [Ab] me, I'll slaughter [F] you
I put [Eb] that on everything, like everyone does, we're all a tomb
[B] The last thing you [Bb] wanna do is have me spit [Eb] out a rhyme
And say I was right in this and I thought of [B] you, so
[Bb] Oh, [Abm] oh, [F] oh, oh, [Eb] oh, oh
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Abm] When it snows and it's 20 [Eb] feet low
Ask me why, man, I just [B] don't [Bb] know
[Ab] No, no, no, no, [Eb] no, no, no
I'm as cold as the cold [B] wind blows
[Bb] Blows, blows, blows, [Eb] blows, blows
Oh, oh, oh, oh, [B] oh
[Bb] I don't know, [Ab] I don't [B] know what [Eb] caused
I don't know what caused me to be this [B] way
[Bb] I don't know, I don't know what [Eb] I
Probably did this way to my daddy, [B] babe
[Bb] I don't know why [Gb] I'm [Eb] so
I'm so cold, he ain't got nothing to [B] say
How [Bb] you, this [Ebm] year, [Gb] how you