Campaign Speech Chords by Eminem

[Bb] Jumped out of the second floor of a record store with a treacherous four cassette and a cassette [Eb] recorder in Ecuador with Edward [Db] Norton
[Bb] _
Witnessed the metamorphosis of a legend growing like an expert swordsman from the Hessian [Db] warren
Hence the origin of the headless [Eb] horseman born with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan
[N] endless source and reservoir of
Extension [Bb] cords and dresser drawers and dead bolts on the bedroom doors and sexual [Fm] torture kits kept in a separate storage bin excellent boyfriend
Use [Bb] intercourse to settle scores with women who have been dead as swordsmen
Dickhead is [Eb] forced in to the shredded [Bbm] foreskin reddest torn and only being fed a portion [Ebm] bed sores and sores shins
Pregnant whores can [Fm] get abortions fetish for sticking metal [G] forks in self-absorption
Skeletor I went to hell and fell [C] afloat a predator
I'm headed [Eb] for competitors better warn them what I lack intact in a set of morals.
I make up for metaphors like a cosmetic [G] store
_ _ [Bb] _ Stegosaurus Chuck Norris with a thesaurus.
[Bbm] Yes, of course a mess of [Bb] warrants.
You want some come and get some [G] boys
I'm giving Daniel Pinalio a refresher course on excessive force and pressure points and dressing George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange
Dressing four-inch heels to address the court with a bullseye on his back his whole chest and torso
The left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad is a present [Ab] form
_ [Bb] In my present form.
I'm Desert [Bbm] Storm
Appetite for destruction is no suppressant for aggressive forceful and less remorseful than every morsel unpleasant horrible
Hello gorgeous the rebel with devil horns [Fm] just fell off the yellow short [Bb] bus
Met a contortionist said when you want to get sexual she said however, I fit in your schedule.
I'm flexible
expired tags on the Saturn got Katherine Bach in the back and Daisy Dukes with the hazards on
At a traffic stop getting harassed signed an autograph of this asshole [Eb] cops daughter laughed cuz I called her a brat on it
He spat on it and brought it back looking half in shock had a heart attack and dropped dead started falling back with it and got
slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice [Bb] sock
one ball and half a dick Apple watch
Cracked for an axle walked in a vast pro shop with David Hasselhoff pulled Tabasco sauce out of my satchel knocked over a fisherman's
tackle [Fm] box and
_ Asked if they had a laughingstock
That was fucking stupid.
You got it twisted all cuz I offered this bitch a doggy biscuit.
You call me
[Cm] misogynistic bitch get the misogynist dick like spas in this bitch slob on it with gobs of lipstick
Got [Eb] a shopping list for you to run some odds and ends with it's not a bitch on this earth
I can be monogamous with [Fm] she's non-existent
Robbing thick with a thriving dick on some swabbing slick shit
But I shout derogatives it [Eb] bitches like fucking missile launchers misfit blonde and knit
We like I've gone ballistic with a frosting tip kit screamed.
I [Ab] hate blondes and became one.
I'm optimistic
Love to start shit shoving Clark Kent's [G] undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket bumping Bubba sparks
I'm double parking up at targets trouble cause a double cross [Fm] a shady ass motherfucker
You'll [Ab] ever come [Bb] across a limb [F] big gymnast been known for some assaults a couple lawsuits [Fm] enough to cause a stomach ulcer
Same damn brain scan results as rain [C] man's is something's [Fm] awful when Dustin Hoffman's dressing up in your mummy costume on stage dancing the brain
Damage, what's the problem?
Nothing's wrong.
The name brand is back to reclaim status run the faucet
I'm a dunk a bunch of Trump supporters underwater snuck up on him and Ray Bans in a gray van with a spray tan
It's a rap like an ace bandage
Don't give a fuck persona to my last DNA strand
He and Jay in the waistband at the VMAs with the stage hand
She wants cabasa _ prearrange an escape plan three and splayed on point like a CNC
Consider me a dangerous man, but [Ab] you should be afraid of this dang candidate
[Bbm] You say Trump don't [Eb] kiss ass like a puppet cuz he runs his campaign with his own cash for the funding and [F] that's what you
[Abm] Wanted a fucking loose cannon was blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to [Bbm] answer to no one
Great [Eb] idea _ if I was president
Getting off is the first order of business once I get in [Bb] office
[D] Second thing that'll make me happy walking [Eb] up to uncle Sam naked [Bb] laughing dick cupped in hand screaming fuck safe sex
Though a latex [Db] and an AIDS [Bb] test at [Eb] him tell Congress I run this land and I want the rubber [Bb] band and make it snappy
_ Addiction to friction and static attic who can't escape the habit send you to chase the dragon
[Db] But his fate would have it I walked up [Cm] in major magic
Dresses the maintenance man in [Eb] a laser tag vest and a racing jacket with a gauge blasted and sped away in the station wagon
Stacy dashes and Casey [Db] Anthony's crazy [Bb] asses in the backseat though and stay free pads at me
Dead passenger in the passenger seat [Gb] unfasten the [F] safety [Eb] latches and slam on the brakes and traffic so hard
I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires finna get a [Bb] murder case and catch it like you threw it at me encased in [B] plastic
[Fm] in sin Dylan roof through the windshield of the bins until he spins like a pinwheel and begins feeling like a
Windmiller with a thin bill while the skins [Eb] peeling and skids till he hits a cement pillar swing for the fence like Prince Philip
Knock it into the upper peninsula.
You want to go against [Ab] Zilla the rap god?
When will I quit never been realer the instill of fear not even a centilla [C] of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a chin
Chill it up in still it in the suspense thriller revenge killer a binge syllable binge filler [F] syringe till I draw first blood
Even pop shit on my pop shit, and [Ab] it's popular couldn't be more [C] awkward up cuz your innocence
I robbed you up my fingers that got stuck up torture to not give up [Em] slapstick
Hockey [F] pop the broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off for you
[C] But I'm not gonna get the shot gonna clock on [Cm] my eye for the ox [Ab] cuz I'm in the objects that are sharp when I shop
And it's not a shot come such an obnoxious [Fm] fucker the rock cuts in the rockers who would have thought this much of a cocksucker
[Cm] They go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter
_ [C] That was for 50 little slap on the wrist be warned.
I'm unraveling quickly my squabbles
I'm grappling with your [Bbm] time traveling with me try [C] and follow
As I wobble relapse in the history with a flask of the whiskey tip it back that I'm twisting wine bottles
Like what happened to Chris Reeves spine column?
That's the plan of attack when I'm fixing my problems wish my chest wasn't having to get these rhymes off them
But the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind boggles
And why I had to come back on these faggots who dis means more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel _
[Ab] But my patience is wearing thin
Swear, I've been [C] contemplating rubbing shit in your face till I smear it in this you in every lyric until you fear the pen
And never appear again if you actually had fucking [Db] careers to end
[C] But then I think of Molly cure him and I steer him in that direction and forget my ideas for them
_ Molly I'm going off you man [Bb] light some kush.
You're my first take I'll nail you [Eb] can't [Db] lie
I [Eb] gosh if I won you over [F] you would be the grand prize
I'm in trance [Bb] by your looks come and give the shady franchise a push you can get it in the can like [Ab] some man
[Eb] Heiser bush [Bb] jeans too small least three pant sizes tush mushed [F] against your damn sides your [Eb] push and thighs are squished
What kind of a tire is that I'm ready to be robed
[Bb] Psychopath betcha we'll get it popping like a flat
Like the match to ignite the wrath got knives to [Eb] slash and [Db] slice her
[Eb]
Maffadites and halfs Piper [Bb] Chapman's might just have to picket me like a scab
hard to describe in fact
Startling violent perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that and you aren't really [Eb] surprised at that
But as far as these lines I rap in these bars wouldn't dial it back if I star [Bb] 69 the track
_ Why am I