Eminem - If I Had [HD Best Quality] Chords

[F] _ _ _ _ Life, by Marshall [Dm] Mathers.
What is life?
[Am] It's like a big obstacle in front of your optic that will [Dm] slow you down.
And every time you think you've gotten [Am] past it, it's going to come back around and attack you to the damn [Dm] ground.
What are friends?
Friends [Am] are people that you think are your [F] friends, but they're really your [Dm] enemies.
Your secret identities, and disguises [F] to hide their [C] true colors.
So when you think you're close enough [Dm] to your brothers, they want to come back and cut your throat, but you ain't looking.
[Am] What is money?
[Dm] Money is what makes a man act funny.
[C] Money is the root of all evil.
Money will make them same friends [Dm] come back around, swearing that they was all weighed down.
[Am] That's what it's like.
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I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with [F] frilly braids.
I'm tired of committing so many [Bb] sins.
I'm tired of always giving in when it's bottling [Am] Henny beans.
I'm tired of never having any ends.
[Bb] I'm tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and [F] mini cans.
I'm tired of this DJ playing your [Dm] shit when he spins.
I'm tired of not having to deal.
[C] I'm tired of having to deal with the bullshit [Dm] without grabbing a steal.
I'm tired of drowning in my sorrow.
[C] I'm tired of having to borrow a [Dm] dollar for gas to start my [Bb] Monte Carlo.
I'm tired of [F] motherfucking spraying shit and darting off.
I'm tired of jobs starting off at [Bb] $5.50.5 an hour, then it's worse when it's when I'm smarting off. I'm tired of being fired every time I fart in a car. I'm tired of having to work as a gas station clerk for [F] this jerk breathing down my neck, driving me berserk. I'm tired of using plastic silverware. I'm tired of working at Builder's Square. I'm tired of not [Dm] being a millionaire. But if I had a million dollars, [C] I'd buy a Dan Brody [Dm] and throw the plant in the [Bb] alcoholics. If I had a magic wand, [Am] I'd make the world suck your dick without a [D] condom on while [Dm] I'm on the john. If I had a million bucks, [F] it wouldn't be enough, because [Dm] I'd still be out robbing on the trucks. If I had one wish, [F] I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world [Dm] to kiss. I'm tired of being white trash, broken on [Am] the floor. I'm tired of taking my bottles back to the [Dm] party store. I'm tired of not having a phone. [Am] I'm tired of not having a home to have one in [Ab] if I did [Dm] have one on. I'm tired of not driving a BM. [C] I'm tired of not working at GM. [Bb] I'm tired of wanting to be him. I'm tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol [Am] PM. I'm tired of not performing in the Pat [Dm] Coliseum. I'm tired of not being on tour. I'm tired [Am] of walking the same blind whore after [Dm] work in the back of a Contour. I'm tired of making nights with a stack [Am] of ones, having a lack [C] of funds, and resort back [F] to guns. I'm tired of being stared at. I'm tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air Hat. [Bb] I'm tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of lugs. [F] I'm tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about [Bb] drugs. I'm tired of other rappers who ain't bringing half [C] the skill as me, saying they [Bb] wasn't feeling me or nobody's skill as me. And I'm tired of radio stations telling [C] fibs. I'm tired of [Dm] JFB saying we're hitting hot lids. But if I had a million dollars, [F] buy a dang brokery and turn the planet into [Dm] alcoholics. If I had a magic wand, [Am] I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on. Wonder [Dm] Woman to John. If I had a million [Bb] bucks, [Am] it wouldn't be enough because [D] I'd still be out robbing all [Dm] the trucks. If I had one wish, [Am] I would ask for a big enough ass for the [Dm] whole world to kiss. [Bbm] You know what I'm [F] saying? I'm tired of all of this bullshit. [Dm] I'm gonna need to be positive. How am I supposed to be [F] positive when I don't see shit positive? You know what I'm [Dm] saying? Rap about shit around me, shit [F] I see. You know what I'm saying? Right now, I'm tired of everything. [Dm] I'm tired of all this player hating that's going on in my [Am] own city. Can't get nowhere [F] player, you know what [Dm] I'm saying? But hey, it's cooled [Am] off. You know what I'm saying? _ _ [Dm] _ _ That's my [F] word. _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ [C] _ [Dm] _ _ _ _
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