Chords for ENGELBERT HUMPERDINCK "You Make My Pants..." Las Vegas Hilto

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[G] Now every show, wherever I go, I always _ invite two ladies on stage to [N] give me a hand.
So if there's any two ladies out there who wish to help me out, I'd be most grateful if there's somebody.
_ I have one, two, I [Em] have three, four, _ [G] come on little girl with the yellow, come on.
Miss Abby, how [N] you doing?
_ _ How nice. _
Whoa.
_ Sit yourself on [G] this little cross with me.
_ Could you sit down please?
_ Yeah, _ [N] _ that's fine, on your_ _ _
_ You can't say that, you're on TV.
[G] Okay, let _ me [Em] have one more lady.
You want [F] to help me out [Em] darling?
Come _ [Gm] on.
Okay, _ _ here we go.
[G] Now, _ put yourself on this little cross, okay. _ _
[C] Keep the dress [E] well together.
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Remember where you are.
[B] Stop!
Oh, you have to [Em] sit flat, flat.
_ [Ab] That's fine. _ _ _ _ _
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[Eb] _ [Ab] Alright.
You make my pants want to get up and dance.
You make my face [Eb] want to grin.
_ _ You make my knees kneel down and say please, honey won't you kiss me [Ab] again.
_ _ You make my pants want to get up and dance.
You make my face [Ebm] want to grin.
_ _ [Eb] You make my knees kneel down and say please, honey won't you kiss [Ab] me again.
Give me a little [Abm] kiss.
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_ _ [Db] I want the lost and the lonely man.
[Eb] _ I do the best, the best I can.
[Db] _ Ever since the day I laid my eye on you.
[Ab] [Bb] That was the day I decided [Ebm] what I was going to do.
_ [Ab] You make my pants want to get up and dance.
You make my [Ebm] face want to grin.
_ _ You make my knees kneel down and say please.
I don't want you to [Ab] kiss me again.
_ _ You make my pants want to get up and dance.
You make my face [Ebm] want to grin.
_ _ You make my knees kneel down and say [Eb] please.
I don't want you to kiss [Ab] me again.
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Stop _ [Db] _ the music, strike up the band.
[Eb] I never did the boogie, but leave a fan.
[Db] _ Never met a girl ever sweet as you.
[Bbm] _ Nobody ever [D] moved [Ebm] half a person.
_ [Ab] _ You make my pants want to get up and dance.
You make my face [Ebm] want to grin.
_ _ You make my knees kneel down and say please.
I don't want you to kiss [Ab] me again.
[B] Hold it, [Ab] _ hold it, _ hold it.
[Abm] _ That was a rehearsal.
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_ _ _ _ _ I'm no fool.
_ I don't want to take a break.
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_ How you doing?
_ May I shake your hand?
God, [B] _ you got a real nice firm handshake you got there.
_ [N] What's your name?
Annette.
Annette.
You notice how loud you talk on the microphone?
_ _ Pardon me?
I've [G] never tried before.
You've never tried before.
Where are you from?
[Abm] Denmark.
You're from Denmark.
You're a great Dane. _
_ I _ _ [Gbm] _ _ _
[D] know she _ had to [G] do something about that.
She just bit me. _ _ _ _ _
But I do thank you for coming on board and helping me.
I would like to give you this as a token of my [Gb] thanks.
May I put it_
Yes, be married?
A little [Abm] bit. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Is your _ _ husband here?
[E] No.
Thank you, Lord. _
_ _ _ _ [N] _ I _ _ hope he's quite far away.
How far away is he?
Los [B] Angeles.
He's in Los Angeles. _ _
_ [G] Okay, that's good.
Let me _ _ just_ Pardon me?
Let me put this around you. _ _ _
_ [N] _ Oh, I can put it_ Okay.
Any children?
_ _ _ Yes.
Two.
Uh-huh.
_ _ _ Did you want another one?
_ [Ab] I have questions.
What's your question?
[G] Give [Abm] this lovely lady a big hand for something on [Ab] stage.
She's a great, great fun. _ _ _ _
_ _ Thank you. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Great.
Thank you.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ She _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
[N] scares the heck out of me, I tell you that. _ _
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_ _ [Bm] Enticing.
Enticing, exciting. _
_ [Em] Alluring.
_ [N] _ _ Sexy.
_ Enough talk about me.
Let's talk about you. _
_ _ _ _ Hi.
You're super.
You kiss damn good, too.
_ _ Real good.
Real good.
Thank you very much.
Can I have my tongue back, please? _ _
_ _ What's your name?
Kathy.
Kathy, thank you very much for coming.
Do you live far from here?
I live here.
You live here.
Okay, you have a long way to come. _ _
I appreciate you coming and helping me, really.
I could tell you're from Las Vegas.
You have that _ _ Las Vegas look.
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_ When I'm here for two weeks, I have the same look. _
_ [N] _ I'm tired. _ _ _
_ _ [Gb] I'm just teasing.
Would you accept [G] this as a token of my thanks?
_ Would you do me a favor, Kat?
[Abm] Would you just give me a little rub down?
Because I'm really getting a little_
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_ _ [Abm] Thank you.
No, inside, [C] not down.
Okay, [Gb] that's fine. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Ab] That's good.
That's good.
Okay, that's enough.
Thank you.
_ [G] All right.
It's my turn.
_ _ [N] _ _ _ Thank _ you very [Ab] much.
Let me just put this around your wrist. _ _
And _ _ [B] _ [G] I hope the [Abm] bleeding stops really soon.
_ _ Would you give Kathy a big, big hand for coming on stage?
She looks terrific.
_ Thank you very much.
I don't bite my nose. _ _ _
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_ _ [Db] Whatever [D] _ [Ebm] _ [E] _ _
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[Db] _ [D] _ [Eb] _ [E] _ _ _ [Em] _ _
_ _ _ [B] you want. _
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Woo!
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