Chords for Enormous Penis a cappella (Da Vinci's Notebook)

_ _ _ Whenever life gets you [G#] down, keeps [A] you wearing a frown,
[G] and the gravy train has [E] left you behind. _
_ And when you're all out of hope, down at [A] the end of your rope,
[F#] and nobody's there [F#m] to throw you [B] a _ line.
If [Am] you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go,
[C#m] come on and take a walk in my shoes. _
[F#] Never worry about a thing, got the world on a string,
cause [B] I've got the cure for all of my blues.
_ _ _ _ [D#] _ _ _ _
I take a look at my [C#] enormous [G] penis, _
[F#] and my troubles start [E] a-melting away. _
I take a look at my [D#] enormous _ [D] penis,
[G#] [F#] and the happy times are coming to stay.
I [A] gotta sing and I dance when I glance in my [D] pants,
[E] and the feeling's like a sunshine [N] day.
I take a look at my enormous _ penis,
[G#] [A] and everything is [E] going my [D#] way. _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A#m] _ _
[A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G#m] _ _ _ [C#] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ [G#m] _ _ _ [Cm] _ _
[C#] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [G#] _ _
[F] _ _ _ [D#] I take a look at [B] my [C#] enormous penis,
[F#] and the happy times are [G#m] coming to stay.
I gotta sing and I dance when I glance in my pants,
and everything is going my way.
_ I take a look at [A#] my enormous [F#] _ penis,
and the happy times are coming to stay.
Yeah, I got great [Dm] big mouths [E] in the place where it counts,
and the feeling's like a [A] sunshine day.
[F#m] _ I take a look at [B] my enormous [F] _ penis,
[C] and everything [B] is going my way.
My [G] trousers are monster.
[A#] Everything [B] is going my [Em] way. _ _ _
[A#] Everything [G#m] is going my [E] way.
Size [C#] doesn't matter. _
[F#] _ Everything [B] is going [C#m] my _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ way.
Yum!
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