Chords for Every OS sucks

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[C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ [D] _ _ _
[G] Well, hi there.
_ [Em] Well, you know
_ We're gonna do a [C] really high [G] production [C] values video for this song.
[D] It's gonna be pretty cool.
We're gonna have
[G] full emulators blue screen
_ [C] gonna be pretty cool, but [G] you know, we're taking this a couple of [C] months and
[G]
Well a man called us up and said [Em] that you know, we didn't get a video in [C] in the next couple of days
[D] Well, we'd lose the gig now, [G] you know, we're not wanting to be pushed around by the man, huh?
No way, you know, but we started [C] thinking that
[G] [D] Artistically the best thing for [G] this song really would be to just do it, you know live to tape there
You know a microphone a [C] [G] webcam and [D] you know the DV camera there and just [G] capture that organic
Performance in a digital form, [C] you know, [Em] and that would sort of [D] work with the theme
Of the [G] piece so, you know, that's what we're gonna do.
But then, [Em] you know this way we get the check so [C] we're on take _ [D] 53
Going [G] at it all night
Recorded about 20 [Em] takes without me audio.
That was cool
[C] But [Em] I think we're gonna get it on this one.
I [D] think this is
This is a tape
you _ [G] see I
Come from a [Em] time way back in the nineteen hundred and seventies [C] when computers were [G] used for two [D] things
You had to go to the moon [G] or play pong [Em] nothing in between
You [G] didn't need a fancy [C] operating [G] system to play pong and the [D] men and women
Well the men who went to the moon, well, god bless them
[G] They did it with no mouse, you know and a text only black [Cm] and white [G] screen and [Em] 32 [D] kilobytes of RAM
Then [G] _
around the late
1970s home computers started to do a little more than play pong
[C] _ [G] [D] Very little more [G] why computers started to play non pong like games and
balanced [C] checkbooks hell [G] you could
Play [D] sax on on an Apple [G] 2 and and write a book all with a computer that had 32 kilobytes [C] of [G] RAM
Yeah, [C] it was [D] enough to go to the moon.
It was enough for you.
[G] _
It's a golden time [Em] a time before windows _ [C] bloatware
[G] _ [D] color
_ [G]
time before
Every OS [Em] sucked.
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_ [G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [Em]
Well way back in the olden times my computer worked for me.
[C]
I
Laugh and play all night [G] day [D] on Zork 1 2 & 3
[G]
The Amiga Vic 20 in the Sinclair to the TRS 80 the Apple 2 [G] they did what they were supposed to do
Was [Bm] it much [D] it was enough
[G]
Then Xerox made this prototype Steve Jobs came on the scene
[C] Red of mice and menus windows [Bm] icons trash and a bit map screen
[G] Old Stevie said to Xerox [Em] boys turn your heads and [G] cough
[C] What no one was looking to [D] you rip their [Bm] interfaces off
[G] Stole every feature that he had seen put it in a cute box with a tiny little [C] screen
[G] Mac OS 1 ran that machine [D] only cost five thousand bucks, [G] but it was slow
So they wrote it again and now they're up to OS [C] 10
They'll charge you for the beta [G] then charge you again, but [D] the Mac OS still sucks
[C] Every [G] OS waste your time [C] from the [G] desktop to the lap
[C] _ everything [G] since Apple [C] does
[G] Just a [D] bunch of crap [Am] from [D] Microsoft [G] and [Cm] Macintosh
the [G] lin line lin line up
[C] every [D] computer crashes
[G] Cuz every [Em] OS sucks
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Well, then Microsoft jumped in the game copied Apple's interface [Em] with an OS named [C] Windows 3 [Em].1
And it was twice [C] as lame
But [D] the stock price rose and [G] rose then Windows 95 then 98 man
Solitaire never ran so great every [Em] single version came out [D] late, but I guess that's the way it goes
[G] That bloatware will crash and delete your work ntme man
None of them [C] work Bill Gates may be Richard and Captain [D] Kirk, but the Windows OS blows and sucks at the same [Bm] time
I've traded in [Am] yeah, [Em] right [Am] for what?
[Bm] It's top of the line [F#] from the [D] CompuHut
_ [Bm] fridge stove and toaster
[Am] [B] Never crash on [Bm] me.
I should be able to get [Am] online [Bm] without a [D] PhD
[C] My phone doesn't [D] take a [G] week to boot [C] it, but TV doesn't [D] crash when I'm [C] muted
I miss ASCII [D] text in my floppy [C] drive, but [G] wish pic [D] 20 was still alive
Create the hardware man
Just [C] did [Gm] it [D] every OS [Em] sucks _ [G] [D] and blows
_ Now [G] there's Linux or Linux
I don't know how you say it or how you install it or use it or play it or where you [C] download it or [G] what?
[D] Programs run but Linux or Linux don't [G] look like much fun.
However, you say it.
It's getting great press though
How it survives is anyone's guess and you ask me [C] it's a great [G] big mess [D] for elitist nerdy schmucks
[G] It's free.
They say if you get it to run the geeks say [Em] hey, that's [G] half the fun
Yeah, well, I got a girlfriend and things to get done [Bm] the Linux OS [D] sucks
I'm sorry to say it, but it does it sucks.
I'm sorry
_ [C] [G] Every OS waste your [C] time from the desktop [G] to the lap
[C] Everything [G] since the abacus [C] [G] just a [D] bunch of crap from Microsoft [G] to [C] Macintosh to lin [G] line lin linux
[C] [G] Every [D] computer crashes [C] because [D] every [Em] OS sucks [C] every [D] computer crashes
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