Chords for Ontario Sucks- The Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
Tempo:
106.7 bpm
Chords used:
E
B
A
Em
C
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[E]
[B]
[E] I hate the Sky Dome and the CN Tower too, I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo.
The rent's too high, the air's unclean, the beaches are dirty and the people are mean.
And the women are big and the men are dumb, and the children are loopy cause they live in a slum.
The water is polluted [E] and the mayor's a dork, [B] they dress real bad and they think they're New York.
In Toronto,
[A] Ontario.
[B] [E]
You know, actually, I think I pretty much hate all of Ontario.
Me too.
I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa, Kitchener, Windsor and Oshawa.
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck and Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point sucks.
Moosonee sucks and Beaverton sucks [A] and Southampton [B] sucks and all sucks [E] too.
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree.
I went to see [A] the Maple [E] Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck.
And I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time.
Long Point sucks [B] and Allan Fitch [E] sucks.
Ontario [B]
[E] sucks.
[B] [E]
Yep.
Actually, you know, [Em] now that I really think about it,
I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province [E] and territory in our country.
Well, except Alberta.
Oh yeah, I love Alberta.
Yeah, it's really nice.
Lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt.
But I hate Newfoundland cause they talk so weird and Prince Edward Island [B] is too [E] small.
Nova Scotia's dumb cause it's the name of a bank.
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall.
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad. Ontario [F#] sucks.
[E] Manitoba's population density is 1 [E].9 people per square kilometre.
Isn't that stupid?
Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old and as for the territories, they're too cold.
And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right [B] next to us.
[E] Cause Alberta doesn't suck, but Calgary does.
[C]
Baby boy the [Em] prince.
Me time okay, [Dm] smuggle.
Extreme [D] entertainment.
This is the [C] way I live.
[B]
[E] I hate the Sky Dome and the CN Tower too, I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo.
The rent's too high, the air's unclean, the beaches are dirty and the people are mean.
And the women are big and the men are dumb, and the children are loopy cause they live in a slum.
The water is polluted [E] and the mayor's a dork, [B] they dress real bad and they think they're New York.
In Toronto,
[A] Ontario.
[B] [E]
You know, actually, I think I pretty much hate all of Ontario.
Me too.
I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa, Kitchener, Windsor and Oshawa.
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck and Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point sucks.
Moosonee sucks and Beaverton sucks [A] and Southampton [B] sucks and all sucks [E] too.
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree.
I went to see [A] the Maple [E] Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck.
And I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time.
Long Point sucks [B] and Allan Fitch [E] sucks.
Ontario [B]
[E] sucks.
[B] [E]
Yep.
Actually, you know, [Em] now that I really think about it,
I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province [E] and territory in our country.
Well, except Alberta.
Oh yeah, I love Alberta.
Yeah, it's really nice.
Lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt.
But I hate Newfoundland cause they talk so weird and Prince Edward Island [B] is too [E] small.
Nova Scotia's dumb cause it's the name of a bank.
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall.
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad. Ontario [F#] sucks.
[E] Manitoba's population density is 1 [E].9 people per square kilometre.
Isn't that stupid?
Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old and as for the territories, they're too cold.
And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right [B] next to us.
[E] Cause Alberta doesn't suck, but Calgary does.
[C]
Baby boy the [Em] prince.
Me time okay, [Dm] smuggle.
Extreme [D] entertainment.
This is the [C] way I live.
Key:
E
B
A
Em
C
E
B
A
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] I hate the Sky Dome and the CN Tower too, I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo.
The rent's too high, the air's unclean, the beaches are dirty and the people are mean.
And the women are big and the men are dumb, and the children are loopy cause they live in a slum.
The water is polluted [E] and the mayor's a dork, [B] they dress real bad and they think they're New York.
In Toronto, _
_ _ [A] _ Ontario.
[B] _ _ [E] _
You know, actually, I think I pretty much hate all of Ontario.
Me too.
I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa, Kitchener, Windsor and Oshawa.
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck and Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point sucks.
Moosonee sucks and Beaverton sucks [A] and Southampton [B] sucks and all sucks [E] too.
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree.
I went to see [A] the Maple [E] Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck.
And I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time.
Long Point sucks [B] and Allan Fitch [E] sucks.
Ontario [B] _ _ _
[E] sucks.
[B] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
Yep.
Actually, you know, [Em] now that I really think about it,
I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province [E] and territory in our country.
Well, except Alberta.
Oh yeah, I love Alberta.
Yeah, it's really nice.
Lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt.
But _ I hate Newfoundland cause they talk so weird and Prince Edward Island [B] is too [E] small.
Nova Scotia's dumb cause it's the name of a bank.
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall.
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad. Ontario [F#] sucks.
_ [E] _ _ Manitoba's population density is 1 [E].9 people per square kilometre.
Isn't that stupid?
Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old and as for the territories, they're too cold.
And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right [B] next to us.
[E] Cause Alberta _ doesn't suck, _ but Calgary does.
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _ Baby boy the [Em] prince.
Me time okay, [Dm] smuggle.
Extreme [D] entertainment.
This _ is the [C] way I live.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] I hate the Sky Dome and the CN Tower too, I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo.
The rent's too high, the air's unclean, the beaches are dirty and the people are mean.
And the women are big and the men are dumb, and the children are loopy cause they live in a slum.
The water is polluted [E] and the mayor's a dork, [B] they dress real bad and they think they're New York.
In Toronto, _
_ _ [A] _ Ontario.
[B] _ _ [E] _
You know, actually, I think I pretty much hate all of Ontario.
Me too.
I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa, Kitchener, Windsor and Oshawa.
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck and Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point sucks.
Moosonee sucks and Beaverton sucks [A] and Southampton [B] sucks and all sucks [E] too.
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree.
I went to see [A] the Maple [E] Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck.
And I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time.
Long Point sucks [B] and Allan Fitch [E] sucks.
Ontario [B] _ _ _
[E] sucks.
[B] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
Yep.
Actually, you know, [Em] now that I really think about it,
I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province [E] and territory in our country.
Well, except Alberta.
Oh yeah, I love Alberta.
Yeah, it's really nice.
Lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt.
But _ I hate Newfoundland cause they talk so weird and Prince Edward Island [B] is too [E] small.
Nova Scotia's dumb cause it's the name of a bank.
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall.
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad. Ontario [F#] sucks.
_ [E] _ _ Manitoba's population density is 1 [E].9 people per square kilometre.
Isn't that stupid?
Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old and as for the territories, they're too cold.
And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right [B] next to us.
[E] Cause Alberta _ doesn't suck, _ but Calgary does.
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _ Baby boy the [Em] prince.
Me time okay, [Dm] smuggle.
Extreme [D] entertainment.
This _ is the [C] way I live.