Chords for Family Guy - Christmas time is killing us

[D] It's a horror show up here.
[Abm] How could you let this happen?
Me?
I didn't do this.
[Dm] Christmas did.
_ _ [A] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [G] _ [Dm] _
_ [Gm] _ _ [G] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
[E] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [E] _ [Dm] Each bell would peel [A] with a silvery zeal
As [Dm] the holiday feeling was [A] killing us
But [Dm] now instead all we're feeling is dread
Because Christmas time is killing us
Each [E] Christmas [C] list gets us more and more [Bb] pissed
Still the thought of existence is killing us
[Gm] [Bb] I'll tell you what, shove [Dm] your list up your butt
Because Christmas time is killing us
But [Gm]
can't you [Am] see [Bb] that [D] what you do [Gm] is a dream come true?
_ Can't you [Am] see [E] that [Am] [D] every smile [Gm] makes it all [A] worthwhile?
_ [Dm] No, [Gm] screw [Am] _
[Dm] you, [Am] it's all but [D] through, there's [Gm] too much to do
_ [C] [Bb] All [Am] those [Bb] dreams [A] are nightmares [Dm] and blank I see stairs
_ [A] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ [Dm] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ [C] _ [Dm] Each little elf [A] used to fill up a shelf
Making [Dm] playthings and selflessly thrilling us
[A] _ [E] Now they're [Dm] on crack and it feels like Iraq
Because Christmas time is killing [Bbm] us
_ [Dm] Each bottle of train [Db] only heightens the pain
[G] Of the workbook that's [Bb] draining and thrilling [A] us _
[Gm] Fingers all bleed and [Dm] look, that guy just peed
Because Christmas time is killing us
But [Gm]
can't you [Am] see [Bb] our [Am] point [D] of view?
[Gm] We rely on you
_ Can't you [Am] see [E] that [Am] Christmas [D] cheer [Gm] gets us through the [A] year?
[Dm] My [Gm] [Am] whole [Bb] crew [Am] is black and [D] blue, can't [Gm] you take a clue?
_ [C] _ [Bb] They [Gm] _ think [A] I look great, [B] but I'm twenty [Ebm]-eight
_ [Bb] _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Ab] _ [Ebm] _ _
_ [B] _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Ebm] Each jingle bell [Bb] is a requiem bell
And [B] while you think it's shrill, we are [Bb] toiling [Ebm] in hell
Take a look, you can tell as a man [B] I'm a [F] _ shill
[Ebm] _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ [Bbm] _
_ _ _ [Ebm] Because Christmas _
[Bb] time is [Ebm] killing us _ _
Curious!
_ [Bb] Christmas time [Ebm] is killing [Ab] us
[Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _