Chords for Family Guy song: A bag of weed (Everything is better with ...) original video

Enough government profiteering under the guise of morality!
Enough with this phony war on drugs! _ _
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You know, you're going about this all wrong, Brian.
If you want to win people over, you can't just drone on like Ben Stein.
You've got to have a little more showmanship.
Here, watch.
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_ _ [Bb] _ [Eb] Now everybody gather round and listen [Bb] if you would.
When I tell you every person needs a way [Eb] of feeling good.
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every [Bb] dog a stick.
But all you need is a bag of weed to really [Eb] get a kick.
[Bb] One, [C] two, [Db] three, [Dm] four, [Eb] five, [E] six, [F] seven, eight!
[Eb] A bag of weed, a bag [F] of weed, oh everything is better with [Bb] a bag [Eb] of weed.
It's the only helper you'll ever [F] need because everything [Bb] is better with [Eb] a bag of weed.
[Bm] There you go, you're [Eb] all getting it [Bm] now.
[Eb] When Texas people want to feel good.
They go [Bb] assault a queer.
When stupid people need a thrill.
They rent [Eb] the Rocketeer.
When Michael Jackson needs a rush.
He humps a [Bb] guy like me.
But all we need is a bag of weed to keep us [Eb] worry [Bb] free.
[B] One, [C] two, [D] three, [Eb] four!
A bag of weed, a bag [F] of weed, oh everything is better with [Bb] a bag of [Eb] weed.
Oh you don't need meth and you don't need [F] speed because everything is [Bb] better with a [Eb] bag of weed.
_ [Bm] Have [Eb] a go, Brian.
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As Mr.
H.L. Mencken said, the common [Bb] man's a fool.
And just like Helen Keller said, you've googie [Eb] people cool.
But try and use your heads and don't buy into [Bb] all the fear.
Because all we need is a bag of weed to make us [Eb] want to cheer.
[Bb] And one, [Eb] two.
A bag of weed.
A bag of [F] weed.
Oh, everything is better with a [Bb] bag of [Eb] weed.
You can try and fight over [Bb] all the greed.
Because everything is better with a [Eb] bag of weed.
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_ [B] _ [E] _ [B] [C] One, [A] two, [Bb] three, [A] four!
[Bb] Five, [Eb] six, [Gb] seven.
[F] Hey, and a [Gb] one, [Eb] two, [D] three, [Bb] four!
And a five, and a [Db] six and a [C] seven.
[F] Oh!
A bag of weed, a bag of [G] weed.
Oh, everything is better with a bag of [F] weed.
You're a happy guy when you quit the [G] C because everything is [C] better_
With a bag_ Of [F] weed!
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[Db] _ [C] _ [G] Oh, everything is better with a [F] bag of weed! Thank you.