Family Guy ~ A Bag of Weed Chords

[C] _ [Db] He's a [Bb] [C] fat [F] lady [Gm] guy!
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[Gm] _ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ No more oppression!
[N] We as American adults with free will have the right to use marijuana if we choose to!
Enough government profiteering under the guise of morality!
Enough with this phony war on drugs! _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ You know, you're going about this all wrong, Brian.
If you want to win people over, you can't just drone on like Ben Stein.
You've got to have a little more showmanship.
Here, watch.
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[Bm] _ [Bb] _ [Eb] _ Now everybody gather round and listen [Bb] if you would.
When I tell you every person needs a way of [Eb] feeling good.
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every [Bb] dog a stick.
But all you need is a bag of weed to [Eb] really get a [Bb] kick!
[B] 1, [Db] 2, 3, [D] 4, [Eb] 5, [E] 6, [F] 7, 8!
A [Eb] bag of weed, a bag of [F] weed, oh everything is better with a [Bb] bag of [Eb] weed!
It's the only help that you'll ever [F] need, because everything [Bb] is better with a bag [Eb] of weed!
[Cm] There you [Bm] go, you're all [Eb] getting it now!
[B] _ [Bb] [Eb] When Texas people want to feel good.
They go [Bb] assault a queer.
When stupid people need a thrill.
They rent the [Eb] Rocketeer.
When Michael Jackson [Gm] needs a rush.
He humps a [Bb] guy like me!
But all we need is a bag of weed to keep [Eb] us worry-free!
[Bb] 1, [B] 2, [C] 3, [D] 4!
[Eb] A bag of weed, a bag of [F] weed, oh everything is better with a [Eb] bag of weed!
Oh you don't need passion, you don't need [Bb] speed, because everything is better with a [Eb] bag of weed!
_ [Bm] Have [Eb] a go, Brian!
[B] _
[Bb] _ [Eb] As Mr.
H.L. Mencken said, the common [Bb] man's a fool.
And just like Helen Keller said, you've to give [Eb] people pooler!
But try and use your heads and don't buy into [Bb] all the fear.
Because all we need is a bag of weed to make us [Eb] want to cheer!
[Bb] And 1, [Eb] 2!
A bag of weed, a bag [F] of weed, oh everything is better with a bag [Bb] of weed!
[Eb] Try and fight [Bb] poverolity, because everything is better with a bag [Eb] of weed!
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_ [B] _ [E] _ [B] [C] 1, [A] 2, 3, 4, [Bb] 5, [Eb] 6, [Gb] 7, [F] 8!
And a [Gb] 1, [Eb] 2, [D] 3, [Eb] 4, and a 5, and [Db] a 6, and [C] a 7, [F] oh!
A bag of weed, a bag [G] of weed, oh everything is better with a bag [F] of weed!
You're a happy guy when you've got pussy, [G] because everything is better [C] with a bag of [F] weed!
[Bb] _ [Db] _ [C] _ [G] Oh everything is [F] better with a bag of weed!
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Gm] _
[F] _ _ As mayor of Quahog, I hereby sign into law the legalization of marijuana.
_ Good evening everyone, our top story.
Marijuana is now legal.
Le-le- is now le-go. _ _ _
Legal.
In Quahog.
And it's made everything _ just so great.
Okay, you- you can read the next one.
_ No, you [Eb] can.
No, you.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let's- let's read it both together.
Ready?
Okay.
Here's Ollie Williams with a Black Key Weather Forecast.
How's the weather look, Ollie?
Not too bad.
Right on. _ _ _ _
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