Chords for Flight Of The Conchords Live o2 London 2018 “Summer Of 1353 (Woo A Lady)”

_ _ Did _ _ you?
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Did you? _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Yes!
Come on! _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [C] _ _ _ [Dm] _ Yeah! _
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_ _ Yes! _ _ _
Just, just a _ moment_
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_ Just a [Dm] moment_ _ _
Just a _ moment_
It was the summer of _ _ 1353
And I sat beneath
a willow tree
Upon that day
I decreed I would [C] woo _
[Dm] I _ _ _ _ _ _ went _ _ _ _ _ _ to the florist and said to she
I need a flower
for today I will be
a woo-woo [Em]-woo
[C] a woo-woo-wing [Dm] _
lady
_ _ _ [G] _ [Dm] I'll hold this flower
beneath her nose
It should smell as sweet as a rose
What did she [G] say?
[C] I'd rather [Cm] not _
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[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ And _ _ _ _ _ _ _
then I went
to the tailor
[G] for to buy [Dm] some clothing
of the latest style
Which at [G] that time [C] was tight
and pointy [D] boobs
_ _ _ _ [Dm] I built a very
t-t-t [C]-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t
a _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ woo-woo-woo _ _ -woo Woo
I [G] _
[Dm] said to the
hairdresser cut my hair
I cut it [C] like the
I'm a page [G] boy, swear.
[Dm] Just a straight [C] line across the plow.
[Dm] I've got a ruler and some scissors.
[C] I'll do it for you now.
[Dm] It's a very [G] hard trick.
[C] It's a trying to will, [Dm]
lady.
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But _ _ _ _ [A] I needed [Dm] a horse, so I went to the stable.
Said, _ stableman, would I be able to hire a horse [C] from _ [G] the [D] lady?
_ _ _ _ Sorry, there are two things [G] I must see.
[A] One flurry [Dm] and one form of picture ID. _
Yes, I have no [C] ID on me.
[Dm]
Carrie's ID, it's 1353. _ _ _
I make his [C] dollar rules.
[D] Twelve [Dm] feet.
_ _ _ _ I had a very [C] unflattering tapestry [Dm] made. _
_ _ _ _ _ From a hilltop, a lady I did view.
And I knew exactly what I must do.
The time had come [Am] for [Em] me to [Dm] woo this lady.
_ _ So I said woo-woo [F]-woo, woo-woo [B]-woo,
will you, lady, [C] I am willing, yeah, [Dm] girl,
Where will you, [C] where will you, where [Dm] will you lay? _ _ _ _ _
This lady that's a-darkening
You can't _ _ win, it takes more than this [C] You! _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ But _ _ _ maybe, look beneath your nose
It is a rose scented rose, which I call a rose
I have a bad heart [C] of course, and the tightest shell _
[Dm] All of these things I [C] do to will [Dm] you, lady
_ The _ _ _
[Gm] horse is big, [Dm] the tights are long
But the head is a little _ 51 _
It makes [C] you look
_ _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ He man has the [C] same haircut
As [D] the one that he man
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To [Gm] _ _ the _ king, here to be wed
This comes, [C] [Gm] hooray
You want my hand, [Eb] you have to count him
[D] To the thing, the door, _ [Gm] the gate, [Eb]
the [Gm] door, the door
[C] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _
_ _ _ Puncture a lung _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ [A] You will [Dm] always have the time of your skin
[Am] I am [Dm] a man, I'm a man, I'm a man
_ If I practice my [C] arrow, I will just away
[Dm] You say that I'm here to you anyway
I am a talent of my [C] tractor, _ _ _ _ [Dm] lady
_ _ I am a good boy, [C] good boy
Little man, [Dm] how will you, lady
[C] I am a good boy, good boy
_ [Dm] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ You
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Love
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