Chords for Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Hum - 10/13/1978 - Capitol Theatre (Official)

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[Em] _ I
[B] Some full-length perspiration on her upper lip area and [E] he said _ _
_ _ _ _ Just get me wasted in your halfway there cuz [E] if my mind's tore up, well, then my body don't care
I'll drop my chinny chin chin and said my my my
[Em] What sort of thing might this lady [C#] get high [E] upon the $40 bill didn't matter no more
When her sister got naked and [D#] laid on the floor
She [E] said _ dynamo might win the bet but she could use a little if I wasn't
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legs the air and as soon as she had any cooties in [Em] there _ _ _ _ _
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_ [D#] _ _ Was _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Twitching and her [A] face going red
_ Rolling down from the head for a chin while she's by [E] the condition her [A] sister will [B] [E] be she [B] quivered she quaked
She bled to do so.
This [A] is to me the [E] joke about her mental health until
_ Dynamo finally didn't have been but I told her all she really needed was some discipline.
I said _ _ _ _
Just my own _ _ _ _ _
Now _ _ _ _ you're probably wondering why a grown [C#] person would say that to somebody well, [E] I'll tell you there's a really good reason _ _ _
because you see
_ It is [A]
always has been real _ _ _
Now would you all like [C#m] some more [E] right _ here on the floor _
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And how about you wanna do you wanna _ _
[Em] All right.
Now look
[E] _ _ _ This is what we call in the trade chance.
Number three
Your audience participation, this is it this is the big one
_ _ _ Okay, you're gonna sing along with a song even if you don't know the words and we're going [F#] back to the beginning and do it
All over again.
[A] Ready?
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_ [D] Look
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This [D] is what they call in the trade
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chance number four _ now I _ _
_ [D] _ Know you're all pretty [C] tired because you got a really [D] busy life
_ _ [C] _ And I know that [B] maybe you're under a lot of social [F#m] pressure from your peer [A] group not to [C#] act like a [D] nobody wants to be [D] a schmuck
remember
_ this is [Cm] audience participation and during [C] audience [A] participation [C] everybody
is a schmuck [D] you know what I mean _ _ that's what [Cm] makes the participation _ _ [C#] so _ [A] I'm gonna
I'm gonna give you [D] one chance [C#] if this is [D] really put up or shut up [C] now if I [A] look
[D] out there in the audience and see [C] one person who isn't [D] singing when we go back
to this [C#] dynamo [A#] hum business [A] that's it _ [D] if I see [Am] one person who's not singing it
[C#] and I don't mean just sitting [D] there moving your lips because I can [C] tell I've
been in the business [D] so long I can tell if there's really [F#m] air coming out _
[C] _ [D] now
give me some spotlights [C] down here because some of these people [D] are half
asleep _ [F] and we must have a little [D] bit of audience [C] participation ready _ _
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_ [D] _ okay all [C] right stop [D] spotlight right here see this guy right _ [C] here well look at
this [D] stand up stand [C] up look at this guy [D] with a Rolling Stones [C] shirt on big [D] deal
huh _ [C] let me tell you [Dm] something I look down there [C#] and he wasn't even moving
his lips [D] so you know what that [C] means _ that [D] means [A] thanks a lot folks _ we'll be
seeing you next time
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