Chords for Frank Zappa - Montana (A Token Of His Extreme)

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I [E] might be moving [F#] to [B] Montana or so, _
_ _ [A] just to raise me up a crop [B] of _ dental floss.
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Raising it up, _ _ _ waxing it down _ in a little white box that I can sell [Bm] uptown.
_ [C] _ [Dm] By myself [Am] I wouldn't have no boss, cause I'd [Em] be raising my [A] lonely _ [Dm] _ [G] dental floss.
_ [G#] [C#] Raising my lonely _ [G#m] dental floss.
_ _ [C#m] Raising [B] my [G] lonely dental [C] floss.
_ [F#m] [E] Well I just [B] might grow me some bees, but I'd leave the sweet stuff [E] to somebody [F#m] else.
_ [E] How about [B] you right over there?
[A] And then I would keep [Em] the wax _ and melt it down, _ _ pluck the floss, _ and swish it around,
_ [F] and I would [Gm] have me a crop.
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Poo poo [Em] ta na na.
Poo [A] poo ta na na.
[Fm] And poo poo [A#] ta na na.
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Moving to [F#m] Montana soon, _ gonna be a dental floss vacuum. _
Whoopee tie oh tie yay.
_ Moving [Bm] to Montana [E] soon, _ gonna [F#m] be a dental floss vacuum.
I wonder what that means. _ _
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_ [B] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [E] I wonder what that means.
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a little dental floss, that's growing on the [D] prairie, plucking the floss.
I [C#m] plucked all day and all night and all afternoon, [F#] for I'm riding a small tiny horse.
_ His name is [G#] Mighty [D] Little, he's a good horse.
_ [B] Even though he's a big thing, he's a strong thing, he's got no blanket [G] on anyway.
_ He's a big thing, he's a strong thing, he's got no blanket [F] on anyway. _
[B] [A] Well anyway, _ _ _ [D] _ _
I'm _ _ plucking the old dental floss.
[F#] Even if you think it was a little silly [Bm] folks, [B] I don't care if you think it's silly folks,
I don't care if you think it's [E] silly folks.
I'm gonna [C#m] find me a [B] horse, just about [C#] this [B] big, and [C#m] ride him all along the [B] borderline. _ _
[A] With a very heavy [Em] duty, _ zircon encrusted [D] tweezers in my hand.
[Em] Every other wrangler would say, [D] I was Mighty Grand.
_ [C] But [A#] by myself [C] I wouldn't have no flaws, cause I'd [Em] be raising my [A] lonely _ [Dm] dental [G] floss.
_ _ [F#m] Raising [C#] my lonely [G#m] dental floss.
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[G#m] Raising my lonely [G] _ dental [C] floss.
[F#m] _ _ [E] Well I might ride [Bm] along the [E] border, with [B] my tweezers gleaming [A] in the moonlighty night.
Help me out [A#] Ruth.
[B] _ _ [A] Tweezers are glitch.
Then I'd get a cup [Em] of coffee, _ and give my foot a [Bm] push.
_ [A] _ Just me and the pygmy pony, [Em] over by the dental floss bush.
_ [F] And then I might just _ _ [G] jump back on, and ride [A] like a cowboy, [F] into [A#] the dawn of [F#m] Montana. _ _ _ _ _ _
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