Chords for Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down

The name of this song [Abm] is Bobby Brown Goes [Eb] Down.
_ [C] _ _
[G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Hey there people, I'm Bobby [Am] Brown.
They say I'm the [Ab] cutest boy in [D] town.
My car runs [Dm] fast, my teeth can [G] shine.
I tell all the girls they can kiss my [C] hind.
Here I am at a famous [Am] school.
I'm dressed in sharp and I'm acting cool.
[Dm] I got a cheerleader [G] here, wants to help with my paper.
Let her do all the work and maybe [C] later I'll [F] rape her.
Oh God, I am the American [Em] dream.
I do not [Am] think I'm too [Dm] extreme.
And I'm a handsome [G] son of a bitch.
Get a good job and be real rich.
[F] _ [E] _ [D] _ [C] Women's liberation,
[Am] they can bend across the nation.
[Dm] I tell you people I [F] was not [G] ready.
When I fucked this type by the name of Pretty.
[C] She made a little speech then.
[Am] She tried to make me say when.
[Dm] She had my balls and my vice but she [F] repped the dick.
[G] I guess it's so dark but now it shoots too quick.
[F] Oh God, I am the American dream.
[Em] _ _ [Am] Wait a [Dm] minute, wait a minute.
Hold on.
[G] Hold on, I want to do this right.
I'm thinking about, wait a minute, hold on.
[Gm] When somebody, wait a minute.
When somebody [F] hands me panties and a [E] brassiere with a note I [N] got to read. _ _ _
[Gb] _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _ [E] Frank came all the way from Canada to see four [N] shows.
They're fantastic.
Please play Bobby Brown and some leather or Enema Bandit.
Love, [B] Lacey, [C] Tracy and [Fm] Richard.
[F] Hi, Adrian.
Spelled [E] wrong.
[Abm] And then it says Jewish [Ab] princess was great.
[B] Okay.
[E] Oh _ [N] _ _
[C] God, [F] I am the American dream.
[Em] Now I smell [Am] like [Dm] Vaseline and I'm a miserable [G] son of a bitch.
Am I a boy or a lady?
I don't know which.
[F] _ [E] _ [D] [C] So I went out, bought me a leisure suit.
[Am] I jingled my chain but I'm still kinda cute.
Got [Dm] a job doing radio [F] promo.
[G] And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a [C] momo.
Eventually being a friend.
[Am] So they're tripping along into S&M.
[D] I can take [F] about an hour on the Tower of Power.
[G] As long as I get some little room to [F] shower.
Oh God, I am the American [Em] dream.
With a spindle up my [Am] butt till it makes me [Dm] scream.
And I'll do anything [G] to get ahead.
I'll lay awake at night saying thank you, friend.
[F] Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic.
[Em] Thanks to Brady I'm [C] a sexual [Dm] spastic.
And my name is [G] Bobby Brown.
Watch me now.
Oh God.
[F] And my name is [G] Bobby Brown.
Watch me now.
Oh God.
[F] And my name is Bobby [G] Brown.
Watch me now.
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