Chords for Frank Zappa - Montana (From "The Torture Never Stops" DVD)

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_ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [A] _ _ [A] _
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[G#m] I might be [D#] moving to Montana [G#] soon, _ just to raise me up a crop of [B] dental [G#]
floss.
[A] _ [G] Raising it up, _ _ [B] waxing it down, in a little white box I [G] can sell uptown.
But by myself I [C] wouldn't have no boss, [Em] cause I'd be raising [A] my lonely _ [Dm] dental [G] floss.
_ [C] _ _ [C#] _ _ _ [B] _
Yes it is.
_ [G#m] _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ [B] Well [G#m] I just might grow me some bees, [G#] but I'd leave the sweet [B] stuff to somebody [G#m] else.
[B] Ah but then on the other [A] hand I would keep [G] the wax and melt it down.
Or pluck the floss and switch it around [F] and I would add me a crop. _ _ _
[Em] And it'd be [A] on top.
That's [Fm] why I'm moving to [A#] Montana.
_ [C#] Moving to Montana soon, gonna [B] be a dental floss raccoon. _ _ _
_ Moving to Montana soon, [C#] gonna be a dental floss raccoon.
I [F#m] wonder what that means. _
_ [A] _ [C#] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ [F#] _ [E] _ _
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_ [D] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
[G#] _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ _ [Cm] _ _ [F#] _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [F#] _ _
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ [G#] _ _ _
_ [B] I'm gonna find me a horse, [G#] just about this big, and ride that sucker all along the [B] borderline. _
[A] With a pair of heavy duty, [B] silk on it, crusted tweezers in my hand, every other [G] wrangler would say I was mighty grand.
[C] _ [G] But by myself I [C] wouldn't have no boss, [Em] cause I'd be raising [A] my lonely [Dm] dental _ [Cm] floss.
[C#] Yes it is.
I'd be raising my lonely dental floss.
That's right.
[G#m] With a _ [B] _ [D] _
couple of cops.
[E] Well I [G#] might ride along the border with my tweezers gleaming in the moonlight [E] at night. _ _ _
_ [F#] [A] And then I would get a cup of coffee [Em] _
[B] and get my foot a push.
Just me and the big pony over by the dental [Bm] floss bush.
[C] _ And then I might just _ jump [Am] back on and ride [A] like a cowboy [Fm] into the [A#] lawns of Montana.
[F#m] Moving to [B] Montana [F#] soon.
_ _ _ [B] Moving to [B] Montana _ soon.
[F#m] _ _ Moving [F#] to Montana soon.
_ _ _ [F#] Moving [B] to Montana soon.