Chords for FTBR 2006: The Dresden Dolls Present "Half Jack"

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_ _ _ _ _ Half underwater, _ [Bb] I'm half my [F] mother's daughter
_ [D] The _ _ fraction's left up to [Bb] _ dispute
_ _ [F]
[E] Half _ [D] of the whole collection
_ [Bb] Half of the price [F] they're asking
_ [D] In the halfway house, have you [Bb] read it _ here?
[F] Ah, [Gm] _ [E] [D] ah, ah, ah, ah, _ _ ah, [Gm] ah, ah, _ [Dm] ah, [E] ah, [D] ah, ah, ah, ah
Half accidental, [Dm] _ half [Bb] painful, _ [Fm] instrumental
[Am] _ [Dm] Half _ [D] _
a [Dm] lot to [G] think [Bb] _ _ about
[F] Ah, [Em] ah, [D] ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
You think they're joking, [Bb] you have to go [F] provoking
[Em] _ [Dm] I _ [D] guess it's high time you [Bb] found out [F] Uh, [Am] _ _ [F] uh…
It's the _ _ biology and _ [C] _ corrective [Dm] _ surgery gone wrong
You'll notice [Bb] _ [F] something's funny
A new kind of rectitude
_ [Fm] Part of you in [Dm] a long black hole
[F] Or they had these [Bb]
[F] pills to take [Dm] it fine
A HALF [A] JACK
_ _ _ AN [D] HALF JACKER
Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, [Bb] ah, _ _ _ [F] ah, ah is [Em] it?
[D] Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, [Bb] ah, ah.
_ [F] _ _ [Em] _ _ [D] _
Donut two halves, a record,
_ [Bb] A cross between [F] two evils [Em] [Dm] It's [D] _
not an _ [Gm] _ [Bb] unfaithful lot
[F] _ _ [Bb] _ [D] But _ if you listen [Bb] You'll learn to hear [F] the difference
_ [D] _ Between the haves and the [Bb] have _ -nots
[F] Ah, [E] [Bb] ah, when I let [D] in and I feel the [A] stitches getting thicker
_ [Bb] I try to wash [D] them out but like [A] they say The blood is thicker
[Bb] I see my mother [Dm] in my [D] face [A] but only when [Dm] I [A] travel
[Bb] I run as fast [Dm] as I can run [A] but Jack comes tumbling after
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [F] Brave enough that [C] might a clever [Bb] way to [Dm] kick him out
And I'm [Bb] so high now even you [F] and I [C] are left
Can't bring [Bb] me down on a [Dm] virgin [C] number
Found the [Bb] magic words to change [Dm] the fact
I'm [A] half Jack! _ _
[Dm] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] Jack-a-ha!
Ah, ah, _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
[Dm] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ ah, [Bb] ah, ah, ah, _
[F] ah, [C] _ [Dm] ah, _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ [E] _ [Dm] _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ ah! _
[F] Ah, [E] ah, [Dm] ah
It might [D] destroy me
[Bb] But I'd sacrifice [Dm] my _ body
If [D] it meant I'd get the _ [Bb] _ jackpot out
[F] _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ [D] _
Jackpot, _ _ [Bb] jackpot _ _
[F] Safe, [E] Jack, [D] safe, Jack
Run, Jack, [Bb] run, [Dm] Jack
Safe, [E] [Dm] Jack, run, Jack _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ Safe, [F] _ _
[Am] Jack, [Dm] run, Jack
Safe, Jack, run, [Bb] Jack
Run, Jack, _ [F] _ _
[E] _ [Dm] run, _ _ _ _ _
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[Cm] _ _ [G] _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ [G] _
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[G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [Cm]
[G] Jane
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_ [G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _
you
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