Funky Cold Medina Chords by Tone-Loc

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_ I dig it. _ _ _
[C] _ [G] _ _ I'm coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action.
But like Mick Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction.
The [N] girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me.
But they're at the press, [C] and I'm lookin' deaf.
Yo, what's [G] up with that little C?
The girls are all jockin' at the other end of the bar.
Havin' drinks with some no-name chump when they know that I'm the star.
So I got off this old Dover to the other side of the cantina.
I asked the guy, why you so fly?
He said, funky cold medina. _ _ _ _
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_ _ [C] Funky [G] cold medina. _ _ _
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_ [G] _ _ This brother told me secrets on how to get more chicks.
Put a little medina in your glass, and the girls will come real quick.
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac.
A couple of sips of [C] this love potion that's still [G] on your lap.
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg.
And then he licked his bowl, and he looked at me, and did a wild thing on my leg.
He used to scratch and bite me before he was much, much meaner.
But now all the food is runnin' to my house for the funky cold medina.
_ You know what I'm sayin'?
I got every dog in my neighborhood [Bb] breakin' down [F] my door. _
[C] I got Smudgy, [G] _ Alex from _ Stroh's.
They won't leave my dog alone without a [C] medina for him.
_ [G] _ _ I went up [N] to this girl.
She said, hi, my name is Sheena.
I thought she was good to go with a little funky cold medina.
She said, I'd like a drink.
I said, um, okay, I'll go get it.
And then a couple of sips, she go lick the [C] lips, and I knew that [G] she was wet.
So I took her [N] to my crib, and everything went well as planned.
From there she got attracted with a big ol' man.
Sheena was a man.
So I threw her about, I don't [G] fool around with no Oscar Mayer wiener.
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina.
_ You know, _ ain't no playin' with a man.
_ [F] This is the 80s, and I'm down [Cm] with the ladies.
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[N] Look at now, _ _ _ _ [F] _
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[G] _ _ _ back [N] in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection.
I took a shot, I took a test, and it's all good love.
_ [G] The audience voted, and you know, people can win.
I took my date to the Hilton for a medina, had some dinner.
She [N] had a few drinks, so I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'.
She said she started talkin' about [G]
plans for our wedding.
I said, wait, slow down love, not so fast, or I'll be seein' ya.
That's why I found you don't play around with the funky cold medina.
_ You know what I'm sayin'?
That medina's a monster, love.
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_ [Cm] Funky [G] cold medina. _ _ _
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