Chords for Futurama - Opera (The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings)

[Bm] _ _ _ I [Ebm] want my [Eb] hands back!
[Am] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Ebm] Never!
A deal's [Eb] a [Ebm] deal, even with a [Ab] dirty [Gb] dealer!
Very well, then I'll take what [Bb] I want from [Ebm] _ [Db] [B] Leela! _
Whoa!
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] Leela has promised me her hands!
[Bb] Right, [E] you do [Eb] not understand!
[Bbm] _ _ _ [Bb] I should have revealed I'd been deafened by Bender, the [Dm] shame!
[Bb] The shame!
But [B] I feared you'd [C] stop [Eb] writing this [Bb] musical splendor!
[Gm] Deception's the curse of my [G] whimsical [C]
gender!
He gave [Bb] me [Fm] mechanical ears, [C] _
[Bb] effective though just [F] a bit garish!
In [C] return, [Gm] without shedding [C] a [D] tear, I agreed [Gm] that I'd give him [Am] my [A] hand!
In [Bb] marriage!
What?
You'll give [C] me [A] your hand [Dm] in marriage!
Cage!
[C] Is [Ab] this really happening or just [Gbm] being [Bb] staged?
It can't be [Gbm]
[F] real!
Not if [Bbm] Leela isn't [Ebm] caged!
That [Eb] isn't what I meant, that [Am] isn't what I signed!
[Bbm] You should have checked the wording [Bbm] in the fine _ print!
[Fm] _ I'll give you [Gm] my hand_ In [Cm] marriage!
_ The use of [Bb] words expressing something other [Am] than their literal [F] intention!
Now that [Bb] is irony!
I will marry her now and confine her to [Cm] hell!
How [F] droll, how droll!
[B] Where Styx is [Cm] a river [Eb] and not just [Bb] a band!
[Gm] Though they'll play our reception if [G] all [C] goes as planned!
[Ab] Unless Fry, you surrender [Cm] my [Am] _ [Ab] hands!
_ _ _ _ [Bbm] _
_ _ _ Destiny [Eb] has cheated me [Bbm] by forcing me to [Ebm] decide upon
The woman [Db] that I idolize or the [Cm] hands of an _
[Bbm] automaton
[Ab] Without these hands [Db] I can't complete [C] the opera that [Fm] was captivating [Db] her
But if I keep them [Ab] and she marries him
Then he [C] probably won't want me [Fm] dating her! _
Rainbow!
_ [Bb] Rainbow!
I can't believe the devil is [Abm] so [C] unforgiving
I [G] can't believe everybody's [C] just a gremlin [Bb] Oh! _ _ _
[Eb] _ Arrested in May by the [Gb] state of New New [G] York!
[Db] No!
Stop!
Take my hands!
[A] You evil, [Db] _ [Gbm] metal, dog!
[B] _ [Bb] _ [Gbm] _ [Ab] _ _ [Dbm] _ [Ab] _ [Db] _