Chords for Gaston (Remastered 2018)
Tempo:
115.95 bpm
Chords used:
Am
G
C
D
F
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C] [G] Who does she think she [Am] is?
That girl has tangled with the wrong [G] man.
No one [Am] says no to Gaston.
[G] Done right.
[Am] Dismissed.
Rejected.
[B]
Publicly humiliated.
[Dm] Why, it's more than [Am] I can bear.
More beer?
What for?
Nothing [B] helps.
I'm disgraced.
[Am]
Who, you?
Never.
Gaston, [A] you've got to pull yourself together.
[Am] Gosh, it disturbs me [B] to see you, Gaston, [B] looking so down in the [Am] dumps.
Every guy here'd love to [B] be you, Gaston, even when taking your [Am] lumps.
[C] There's no man in town as [Dm] admired as you.
You're [D] everyone's favorite guy.
[Am] Everyone's awed and [Gb] inspired by you.
And [D] it's not [D] very hard to see why.
[C]
[G] [F] No [C] one's slick as Gaston.
No [G] one's quick as [B] Gaston.
No one's next as [C] incredibly thick as Gaston.
For [Am] there's no man in town [F] half as manly.
Perfect, the pure [Am] Farragon.
You can ask any Tom, Dick, [F] or Stanley, [Ab] and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to [G] be on.
No [Am] one's thin like Gaston.
A kingpin like Gaston.
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston.
As a specimen, yes, [D] I'm intimidating.
[G] My, what a guy [C] like Gaston.
[G] If I'm a ross, it's [Ab] well, he picks.
[Am]
Gaston is the [Gm] best and the rest is all [G] duress.
No one [F]
bites like [G] Gaston, does his licks like Gaston.
In a wrestling match, [G] [C] nobody bites like Gaston.
[Am] For there's no one
[Dm]
As you see, I've got biceps [Am] to spare.
Not a bit of him [F] scraggly or scrawny.
That's [Ab] right.
And every last inch of me's covered with hair.
[Am] No one hits like Gaston.
[G] That's his wits like Gaston.
In a spitting match, nobody [C] spits like Gaston.
[Am] I'm especially good [D] at ex-pac-tor-ating.
[Ab] Tweet!
Head fights for [C] Gaston.
When [E] I was a lad, [Am] I ate four dozen [D] eggs every morning to help me [G] get large.
And now that I'm grown, I ate [Am] five dozen eggs, [Gb] so I'm roughly [D] the size of [G] a barge.
[C] Shoes like Gaston, makes [G] those boots like Gaston.
Then goes tromping around [C] wearing boots like Gaston.
I use antlers in all of [D] my [C] decorating.
Say it again.
Who's a man of a man?
And let's say it once more.
Who's [A] an hero next [F] door?
Who's a super success?
[C] Don't you know, can't you guess?
[Dm] Ask his fans where his [Am] five-hangers are.
There's [F] just one guy [Gb] in town who's got all of it.
[A]
And his [Dm] name's G [G]-A-S-T -E.
G-A-S-T-E.
G-A-S-T-O.
Ow.
[C] Gaston!
[C] [Abm] [G] [C]
That girl has tangled with the wrong [G] man.
No one [Am] says no to Gaston.
[G] Done right.
[Am] Dismissed.
Rejected.
[B]
Publicly humiliated.
[Dm] Why, it's more than [Am] I can bear.
More beer?
What for?
Nothing [B] helps.
I'm disgraced.
[Am]
Who, you?
Never.
Gaston, [A] you've got to pull yourself together.
[Am] Gosh, it disturbs me [B] to see you, Gaston, [B] looking so down in the [Am] dumps.
Every guy here'd love to [B] be you, Gaston, even when taking your [Am] lumps.
[C] There's no man in town as [Dm] admired as you.
You're [D] everyone's favorite guy.
[Am] Everyone's awed and [Gb] inspired by you.
And [D] it's not [D] very hard to see why.
[C]
[G] [F] No [C] one's slick as Gaston.
No [G] one's quick as [B] Gaston.
No one's next as [C] incredibly thick as Gaston.
For [Am] there's no man in town [F] half as manly.
Perfect, the pure [Am] Farragon.
You can ask any Tom, Dick, [F] or Stanley, [Ab] and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to [G] be on.
No [Am] one's thin like Gaston.
A kingpin like Gaston.
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston.
As a specimen, yes, [D] I'm intimidating.
[G] My, what a guy [C] like Gaston.
[G] If I'm a ross, it's [Ab] well, he picks.
[Am]
Gaston is the [Gm] best and the rest is all [G] duress.
No one [F]
bites like [G] Gaston, does his licks like Gaston.
In a wrestling match, [G] [C] nobody bites like Gaston.
[Am] For there's no one
[Dm]
As you see, I've got biceps [Am] to spare.
Not a bit of him [F] scraggly or scrawny.
That's [Ab] right.
And every last inch of me's covered with hair.
[Am] No one hits like Gaston.
[G] That's his wits like Gaston.
In a spitting match, nobody [C] spits like Gaston.
[Am] I'm especially good [D] at ex-pac-tor-ating.
[Ab] Tweet!
Head fights for [C] Gaston.
When [E] I was a lad, [Am] I ate four dozen [D] eggs every morning to help me [G] get large.
And now that I'm grown, I ate [Am] five dozen eggs, [Gb] so I'm roughly [D] the size of [G] a barge.
[C] Shoes like Gaston, makes [G] those boots like Gaston.
Then goes tromping around [C] wearing boots like Gaston.
I use antlers in all of [D] my [C] decorating.
Say it again.
Who's a man of a man?
And let's say it once more.
Who's [A] an hero next [F] door?
Who's a super success?
[C] Don't you know, can't you guess?
[Dm] Ask his fans where his [Am] five-hangers are.
There's [F] just one guy [Gb] in town who's got all of it.
[A]
And his [Dm] name's G [G]-A-S-T -E.
G-A-S-T-E.
G-A-S-T-O.
Ow.
[C] Gaston!
[C] [Abm] [G] [C]
Key:
Am
G
C
D
F
Am
G
C
_ [C] _ _ [G] Who does she think she [Am] is?
That girl has tangled with the wrong [G] man.
No one [Am] says no to Gaston.
[G] Done right.
[Am] Dismissed.
Rejected.
_ [B]
Publicly humiliated.
[Dm] Why, it's more than [Am] I can bear.
More beer?
What for?
Nothing [B] helps.
I'm disgraced.
[Am]
Who, you?
Never.
Gaston, [A] you've got to pull yourself together.
_ [Am] Gosh, it disturbs me [B] to see you, Gaston, [B] looking so down in the [Am] dumps.
Every guy here'd love to [B] be you, Gaston, even when taking your [Am] lumps.
[C] There's no man in town as [Dm] admired as you.
You're [D] everyone's favorite guy.
_ [Am] Everyone's awed and [Gb] inspired by you.
And [D] it's not [D] very hard to see why.
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ [F] _ No [C] one's slick as Gaston.
No [G] one's quick as [B] Gaston.
No one's next as [C] incredibly thick as Gaston.
For [Am] there's no man in town [F] half as manly.
Perfect, the pure [Am] Farragon.
You can ask any Tom, Dick, [F] or Stanley, [Ab] and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to [G] be on. _
_ _ _ _ _ No [Am] one's thin like Gaston.
A kingpin like Gaston.
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston.
As a specimen, yes, [D] I'm intimidating.
[G] My, what a guy [C] like Gaston.
[G] If I'm a ross, it's [Ab] well, he picks.
[Am]
Gaston is the [Gm] best and the rest is all [G] duress.
_ No one _ _ _ [F]
bites like [G] Gaston, does his licks like Gaston.
In a wrestling match, [G] [C] nobody bites like Gaston.
[Am] For there's no one_
[Dm] _
_ As you see, I've got biceps [Am] to spare.
Not a bit of him [F] scraggly or scrawny.
That's [Ab] right.
And every last inch of me's covered with hair.
[Am] No one hits like Gaston.
[G] That's his wits like Gaston.
In a spitting match, nobody [C] spits like Gaston.
[Am] I'm especially good [D] at ex-pac-tor-ating.
[Ab] Tweet!
Head fights for [C] Gaston.
When [E] I was a lad, [Am] I ate four dozen [D] eggs every morning to help me [G] get large.
And now that I'm grown, I ate [Am] five dozen eggs, [Gb] so I'm roughly [D] the size of [G] a _ _ barge. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] Shoes like Gaston, makes [G] those boots like Gaston.
Then goes tromping around [C] wearing boots like Gaston.
I use antlers in all of [D] my _ [C] decorating.
Say it again.
Who's a man of a man?
And let's say it once more.
Who's [A] an hero next [F] door?
Who's a super success?
[C] Don't you know, can't you guess?
[Dm] Ask his fans where his [Am] five-hangers are.
There's [F] just one guy [Gb] in town who's got all of it.
[A] _ _ _ _ _
And his [Dm] name's G [G]-A-S-T _ -E.
G-A-S-T-E.
G-A-S-T-O.
Ow.
_ [C] Gaston!
_ [C] _ _ _ [Abm] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
That girl has tangled with the wrong [G] man.
No one [Am] says no to Gaston.
[G] Done right.
[Am] Dismissed.
Rejected.
_ [B]
Publicly humiliated.
[Dm] Why, it's more than [Am] I can bear.
More beer?
What for?
Nothing [B] helps.
I'm disgraced.
[Am]
Who, you?
Never.
Gaston, [A] you've got to pull yourself together.
_ [Am] Gosh, it disturbs me [B] to see you, Gaston, [B] looking so down in the [Am] dumps.
Every guy here'd love to [B] be you, Gaston, even when taking your [Am] lumps.
[C] There's no man in town as [Dm] admired as you.
You're [D] everyone's favorite guy.
_ [Am] Everyone's awed and [Gb] inspired by you.
And [D] it's not [D] very hard to see why.
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ [F] _ No [C] one's slick as Gaston.
No [G] one's quick as [B] Gaston.
No one's next as [C] incredibly thick as Gaston.
For [Am] there's no man in town [F] half as manly.
Perfect, the pure [Am] Farragon.
You can ask any Tom, Dick, [F] or Stanley, [Ab] and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to [G] be on. _
_ _ _ _ _ No [Am] one's thin like Gaston.
A kingpin like Gaston.
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston.
As a specimen, yes, [D] I'm intimidating.
[G] My, what a guy [C] like Gaston.
[G] If I'm a ross, it's [Ab] well, he picks.
[Am]
Gaston is the [Gm] best and the rest is all [G] duress.
_ No one _ _ _ [F]
bites like [G] Gaston, does his licks like Gaston.
In a wrestling match, [G] [C] nobody bites like Gaston.
[Am] For there's no one_
[Dm] _
_ As you see, I've got biceps [Am] to spare.
Not a bit of him [F] scraggly or scrawny.
That's [Ab] right.
And every last inch of me's covered with hair.
[Am] No one hits like Gaston.
[G] That's his wits like Gaston.
In a spitting match, nobody [C] spits like Gaston.
[Am] I'm especially good [D] at ex-pac-tor-ating.
[Ab] Tweet!
Head fights for [C] Gaston.
When [E] I was a lad, [Am] I ate four dozen [D] eggs every morning to help me [G] get large.
And now that I'm grown, I ate [Am] five dozen eggs, [Gb] so I'm roughly [D] the size of [G] a _ _ barge. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] Shoes like Gaston, makes [G] those boots like Gaston.
Then goes tromping around [C] wearing boots like Gaston.
I use antlers in all of [D] my _ [C] decorating.
Say it again.
Who's a man of a man?
And let's say it once more.
Who's [A] an hero next [F] door?
Who's a super success?
[C] Don't you know, can't you guess?
[Dm] Ask his fans where his [Am] five-hangers are.
There's [F] just one guy [Gb] in town who's got all of it.
[A] _ _ _ _ _
And his [Dm] name's G [G]-A-S-T _ -E.
G-A-S-T-E.
G-A-S-T-O.
Ow.
_ [C] Gaston!
_ [C] _ _ _ [Abm] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _